Miss Cast Away (2004)

User Rating:

1.9/10   

Director:

Bryan Michael Stoller

Writer:

Bryan Michael Stoller (writer)

Release Date:

28 January 2008 (Australia)

Genre:

Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy

Tagline:

There's trouble in paradise.

Plot:

A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more

Plot Keywords:

Beautiful Woman

Cast

Eric Roberts	...	Maximus Powers
Charlie Schlatter	...	Mike Saunders
Joyce Giraud	...	Julie
Stuart Pankin	...	Noah
Evan Marriott	...	Joe Millionaire
Michael Jackson	...	Agent M.J.
Eugene Greytak	...	Your Holiness (as Gene Greytak)
Richard Halpern	...	Groovy Guy
Lyle J. Mortensen	...	Vice Persident
Douglas Dunning	...	Commander Harry
Patrick Mares	...	The President
Thomas McKenna	...	Ron Philips (as Stuart Rigby)
Kamilla Bjorlin	...	Holly
Audra Wise	...	Tina
Juanita A. Romano	...	Alaska

Also Known As:

Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (USA) (new title)
Silly Movie 2 (Canada: English title) (DVD title)
Michael Jackson in Neverlanding Story (Japan) [ja]
Miss Naufragio: Desfila como puedas (Spain) (DVD title) [es]
Silly Movie 2.0 (Germany) (DVD title) [de]
To nisi ton... navagon (Greece) (DVD title) [el]

Runtime:

USA:90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

Italy:T | Spain:18 | Singapore:PG

Filming Locations:

Hawaii, USA

Company:

Island Productions

Trivia:

Filmed on location at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs "The Incredible Hulk" (1978)

Silly and Non-Sense Parody

While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.

I like parodies, but "Miss Castaway" is an offense to human brains. The awful story and the special effects are very, but really very bad. There are spoofs with "Lost", "Castaway", "Jurassic Park", "Sixth Sense", "Titanic", "Planet of the Apes", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Congo", "MIB", "Perfect Storm", "Austin Powers", "Jaws", "Mission Impossible", "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", "Star Wars" and "Hulk", but the problem is that most of them are very silly and not funny. In the end, the trailer is better than the film. My vote is four.

Title (Brazil): "Missão Quase Impossível" ("Mission Almost Impossible")