Dalfonso:
You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!
Casanova:
She was hardly a novice.
Casanova:
Be the flame - not the moth.
Lord Papprizzio:
You see that trunk over there shaped vaguely like a salami?
Fulvio:
Yes...
Lord Papprizzio:
Well, it's filled with salamis.
Dalfonso:
Eternal damnation for one night with Casanova.
Sister Beatrice:
Seems fair.
Servant Girl:
My Lady says the pig must stay outside, but the animal, we'll take.
Casanova:
I've got to stay here. If I go with you they'll be looking for both of us. It's too dangerous!
Giovanni Bruni:
What if you never left?
Casanova:
Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.
Francesca Bruni:
No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.
Casanova:
Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.
Casanova:
I've never sought glory as a lover.
Sister Beatrice:
What then, senor Casanova, do you seek?
Casanova:
A moment that lasts a lifetime.
Francesca Bruni:
Give me a man who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him. If that woman were me I would love him alone and forever.
Pucci:
Heresy is what *I* say it is.
Andrea:
This is the last time I travel coach!
Pucci:
A massive amount of fornication can lead to confusion.
Pucci:
Witchcraft!
Pucci's servant:
Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... witchcraft.
Casanova:
What's this 'we?' You slapped him, you fight him.
Casanova:
And what did we do that for?
Lupo:
I don't know.
Victoria:
Bishop Pucci
Pucci:
How can I help you my dear?
Victoria:
I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.
Pucci:
Tragic and most damnable. What was the name of this vile seducer?
Victoria:
Giacomo Casanova. When Casanova came to my room and... robbed me... I fought for my honour
Pucci:
Are you saying that you would be willing to give me the testimony that I need to hang him?
Victoria:
Yes. But I would be worried about my reputation.
Pucci:
Of course. But I think we could say if everything went according to plan we could return your reputation *and* your virginity to you.
Victoria:
You could do that?
Pucci:
Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.
Lord Papprizzio:
Oh, there you are!
Pucci:
Yes, you are! Not!
Lupo:
We were worried about us.
Lupo:
Look at the state of us! Where have we been all night?
Casanova:
Congratulations, we're getting married.
Casanova:
What, are you two working together now?
Casanova:
Do we have a spare sword?
Lupo:
Yea we do.
money collector:
I want my money!
Lupo:
Next week, without fail.
money collector:
You said that last week.
Lupo:
I was a week early.
money collector:
Go to hell.
Lupo:
We'll see you there sir.
Casanova:
No, Lupo, I'm... oh, could I have some tea?
Lord Papprizzio:
I hope she doesn't think I'm, uhmm, I don't know, what's the word? What's the expression I'm looking for?
Lupo:
Rotund?
Lord Papprizzio:
Excuse me, what did you say?
Casanova:
The choice of lime is very sliming.
Lord Papprizzio:
You're too kind.
Lord Papprizzio:
I want you to transform me. Transform me.
Lord Papprizzio:
I'm not going, I don't want to go, you can't make me!
Casanova:
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Casanova:
Yes, I can.
Lord Papprizzio:
Oh, God.
Casanova:
Good God, you've achieved the impossible.
masked woman:
Have you seen my husband?
masked man:
I am your husband.
Lord Papprizzio:
[
to Pucci] It's what I've been saying, stupid.
Andrea:
[
refering to Francesca] There's a man who's after her.
Lord Papprizzio:
Oh really, does she like him?
Andrea:
[
after seeing Francesca with Casanova] Such bad news for you, Signor Paprizzio.
Lord Papprizzio:
[
silence]
Lord Papprizzio:
O! Calamaity. She's thrown me over.
Andrea:
Disgraceful.
Lord Papprizzio:
Oh, well. A scandal.
Andrea:
You're a free man now.
Lord Papprizzio:
Oh, dear. What will I do?
Pucci:
Does your nurse enjoy executions?
Mother's Lover:
Does the Pope have a balcony?
Francesca Bruni:
True love does not grow with the number of lovers. It wastes away.
Actor:
Has the ice man come?
Beautiful Masked Woman:
Yes, and he comes again tomorrow!
Giovanni Bruni:
I'm in hell.
Francesca Bruni:
I'm busy.
Casanova:
I, too, come here to make confession.
Francesca Bruni:
What have you to confess?
Casanova:
Well, let's see. Jealousy. Pride. Covetousness. Despair. And you?
Francesca Bruni:
I came to prepare my soul for marriage.
Casanova:
I have too long dominated the conversation. What are your thoughts on the matter?
Francesca Bruni:
What did you just say?
Lupo:
The apple is very distracting.
Casanova:
She has a fiance...
Lupo:
So do you.
Casanova:
She has a secret lover? Who?
Giovanni Bruni:
I don't know, it's a secret.
Dalfonso:
Where is Casanova?
Sister Beatrice:
I've taken a vow of si-...
Pucci:
Let's just say... they have a hunger for religion.
Giovanni Bruni:
You have sullied my glove! I mean, uh, my love. My love.
Casanova:
I'm sorry. What did he just called us?
Lupo:
We didn't sully it. It just came out of nowhere.
Pucci:
Casanova bought a pig. Casanova took pig to Bruni house. Is anyone going to explain this?
Pucci:
Aha! So we meet Casanova. I find it very hard to believe that THIS is what women want.
Giovanni Bruni:
You've sullied my love. Victoria Donato is my fiancée.
Casanova:
Is she?
Giovanni Bruni:
Yes. In the sense that I am going to marry her.
Casanova:
Ah. Well, she never mentioned that.
Giovanni Bruni:
Of course she didn't. I haven't asked her yet.
Casanova:
To say I love falsely is as contradictory as to say I believe falsely.
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