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More creepy than sexy., 18 January 2005
Author: wynni1 from United States

The box on this one looked good, but the movie itself plays like a bad Nine Inch Nails video - and we all know how sexy those are.

As a narrator early on tells us, Jenna Jameson is locked up in a mental hospital for cannibalizing her parents, then sentenced to death for doing the same to some fellow patients - sound sexy yet? Jenna preps for the electric chair, gets interrogated by Nazis, and descends into some kind of underworld. Most porno movies have ridiculous plots, and it just makes them more fun; the problem is that this one is creepy instead of campy. In the titular Belladonna-Jenna scene, neither of them looks like she's having fun (mostly Jenna looks angry and Bella looks sad); they're obviously acting, but it's not hot to watch. And there's a scary old man riding a tricycle around the scene. Lots of the stuff is potentially very hot: in one scene Nurse Jenna watches a doctor and patient get it on. Unfortunately the doctor (who's face is shown just enough to make it nasty) has freakish scab makeup all over his mouth (like he has herpes), and then there's the old man on the tricycle again. Jenna and the other girl are super-hot, but the two guys (along with the use of a speculum) just kill it. Then Jenna re-animates a corpse. Nothing can redeem a porn scene where the guy has pure-white eyes and an incision in his chest.

The later scenes are better: Belladonna does some contortionist moves with a normal-looking guy, and then there's a threesome. All of the scenes have hot moments, the girls are gorgeous, and every scene has a solid money shot at the end. Unfortunately you have to get around the gore, Nazis, hideous male characters, and freaky camera effects; all in all it's just not worth it. The production values are high, but the movie is too unpleasant to deliver the goods. If you want a big-budget Jenna movie, try "Dreamquest"; it's full of goblins, but at least they're alive.

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Want to kill your sex drive for a few nights? Watch this then, 2 May 2007
1/10
Author: nicobabyblue from Israel

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Well, I wasn't expecting what I got there. It was horrendous, and played like a nightmare. I just could not find anything sexy that involved the electric chair, cannibalism and a masturbating midget on a bike. Obviously they wanted to combine horror and sex, but did they have to involve the nastiest looking freaks I have ever seen? Unless you're into necrophilia you wont find the corpse scene sexy. Unless you're into very very uncomfortable abusive scenes, you wont find the last part with the twins in a mental institution sexy... Unless you're into creepy, horrid looking doctors, you wont find the Monica Sweetheart scene sexy, where the creepy doc is examining his own semen. And did I mention the masturbating old midget? More likely to make you lose your dinner than make you feel in the mood.

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Once?, 15 March 2009
4/10
Author: Son_of_Mansfield from Mansfield, Pennsylvania.

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The loving of the title takes place early on in this stinker and is a huge let down. Jenna Jameson, playing a cannibal with the ability to, ahem, raise the dead, reanimates Belladonna and treats her with a mild tongue bath. She may have raised the dead, but she didn't do much for me. Actually, Belladonna is far better in this. Why she isn't the biggest name in porn is beyond me, she'll do anything and is ridiculously pose able. You'll see that in the best scene of the film where she contorts for head. And that brings me to the worst part of the film, the best scene features some fugly guy in pigtails watching while pleasing himself. Throughout the film he either does that or rides around on a tricycle ringing a bell. I'm sure that he is supposed to represent the child side of Jenna's personality desperately trying to escape as this is, after all, a high minded film. All in all, with guys doing Colonel Klink impressions, a speculum inspection by scarface, and that random "twilight zone" guy, this is best left in the bizarre end of the wasted opportunities category.

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Jenna Jameson is so hot!, 6 December 2005
1/10
Author: taking_back_sonday from United States

I was so mad they didn't have any guy on guy action, I mean I got off to this but I couldn't finish with our two glow in the dark condom wrapped peckers smacking like they we're playing Star Wars...other than that it was an okay film Jenna got screwed sideways and there were a lot of cum shots, still a little disappointed that there was no guy on guy though. Maybe if I make my own I could send it to Jenna and have her put it in her next film then you all could comment on me...C² and Mykel Napier: Asscrotch...I see the golden globe now. I will thank everybody except the white people I am related to like Halle Berry. Which I should comment on Catwomen, that film sucked more balls than anybody did in this movie

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