Don Johnston:
[
to Lolita] That was quite an outfit you weren't wearing earlier.
Don Johnston:
[
to his neighbour's young daughter, about her dad] Keep your eyes open... he might be Dolemite.
Winston:
You are the Don Juan.
Don Johnston:
I'm a stalker in a Taurus.
[
after he gets punched]
Sun Green:
Are you OK?
Don Johnston:
It was just a minor misunderstanding.
Penny:
So, what the fuck do you want, Donnie?
Sherry:
I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married.
Don Johnston:
Wanna get a drink?
Carmen:
No, I don't drink.
Don Johnston:
Later, get something to eat?
Carmen:
I don't... eat.
Rita:
Daddy, you're not supposed to be smoking.
Winston:
Oh, no, no. This is just some assorted herbs, some cheeba.
Don Johnston:
Let me see that
[
takes a drag of cigarette]
Don Johnston:
Yep, it's just cannabis sativa.
Don Johnston:
Did I give you that necklace?
Dora:
No.
Don Johnston:
I should have.
The Kid:
So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip?
Don Johnston:
You asking me?
The Kid:
Yeah.
Don Johnston:
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
The Kid:
What happened to your eye?
Don Johnston:
I, uh- I ran into somebody. Somebody's fist.
Sun Green:
So, what's your name?
Don Johnston:
Don Johnston.
Sun Green:
*Really?* Don Johnson?
Don Johnston:
No, not Johnson. Johnston, with "t".
[
first lines]
Sherry:
I pretty much have all my stuff.
[
picks up mail]
Sherry:
Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.
[
last lines]
Don Johnston:
Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?
The Kid:
What?
Don Johnston:
Just tell me. You can talk to me, chief.
The Kid:
Man, you're fucked up!
Don Johnston:
Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait!
The Kid:
Are you gangster?
Don Johnston:
No. I wish.
Don Johnston:
Hello, beautiful.
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