Shrek the Third (2007) Poster

Eddie Murphy: Donkey

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  • Shrek : I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happened?

    Puss in Boots : Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges...

    Shrek : I know how it happened! I just can't believe it.

    Donkey : [to Puss]  How does it happen?

  • Donkey : Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

    Pinocchio : But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.

    Gingerbread Man : As I recall, it was Team Awesome.

    Wolf : I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

    Donkey : Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

  • Puss in Boots : [after switching bodies with Donkey]  Ye haw.

    Donkey : Oh, you'll learn to control that!

    [Snickers] 

  • Donkey : [Reading Sign]  Wer-sestor-shiray? Sounds fancy!

    Shrek : No, it's Worcestershire.

    Donkey : Like the Sauce? Spicy!

  • Puss in Boots : How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?

    Donkey : Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

  • Donkey : [Hook's men wheel his piano in during the fight]  Look out! They got a piano!

  • Puss in Boots : If he were real, could I do this?

    [Digs claws into Shrek's leg, Shrek tries to hold in his pain] 

    Shrek : Ah! Oww!

    Donkey : Or this?

    [Kicks Shrek's other leg, Shrek moans] 

    Shrek : If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.

    Donkey : Now watch this!

    Shrek : [Restrains Donkey and Puss]  That's quite enough, boys!

  • Donkey : [seeing Shrek naked in the bed]  Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

  • Donkey : What in the shestershire is this place?

    Shrek : Well, my stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.

  • Donkey : [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies]  I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!

    Puss in Boots : At least you don't look like a bloated roadside piƱata. You really need to go on a diet.

    Donkey : And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!

  • Donkey : [to Shrek and Fiona]  Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.

  • Donkey : [Having just fallen from the sky]  I haven't had a trip that bad since college!

  • Donkey : They grow up so fast.

    Shrek : Not fast enough.

  • Artie : Did you say you were looking for Arthur?

    Puss in Boots : That information is on a need to know basis.

    Donkey : It's top secret. Hushity-hush.

  • Merlin : Now, look into the fire and tell me what you see.

    Donkey : Ooh, charades! I see a chocolate waffle with cinnamon swirls.

    Merlin : Okay, monster. Go for it.

    [Shrek looks into the smoke, sees a baby carriage; tries to blow it away] 

    Shrek : Uh... I see a rainbow pony.

  • Shrek : [to Artie shortly after they crash the boat]  We're headed back to Far Far Away whether you like it or not! And you're gonna be a father!

    Artie : [Sounding confused]  What?

    Donkey : [to Shrek]  You just said father!

    Shrek : [to Artie]  I said... king, you're gonna be king!

    Artie : [Imitating Shrek]  You're gonna be king!

    [Reverts back to his normal voice] 

    Artie : Yeah, right!

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