Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated.
2 group people trying to seize the valuable mandate eye and fighting each other for it. Omer the Tourist who is unaware of the world, planning to tattoo the treasury plans on his arms an ... See full summary »
Forget the plot. Simply put this is one of the greatest, most action packed movies ever made, even if it only cost two bucks to make
In English this film is called The Biggest Fist.
What can I say about a movie that lifts its action scenes from mis-matched American movies (They flipped sequences from Diamonds are Forever so the words are backwards, use the chase from Goldfinger, and I'm trying to figure out where the motorcycle sequences come from), has the car the hero drives change repeated through out a sequence, only pauses for two minutes at a time for drinks (no really), has a sveltely pre-Xena wanna be in spandex as the kick ass heroine, has a beauty contest in the middle of it for no reason, a cat-fight for the affections of the hero- during which he sits and reads the paper, has more martial arts action then any ten Hong Kong films, loses its logic half way in- but keeps going,had bad visual effects (except for those it stole) and is in Turkish with no subtitles? The only thing to say is five stars, ten out of ten, one of the best schlock action films ever made.Pure dreck but worth three bags of popcorn and two gallons of soda. This is pure devil may care/ lets make a movie no matter how we have to get the footage cinema which was some how released to paying customer-albeit in Turkey. Amazing, absolutely amazing...and really watchable even if you have no idea what they're saying or doing or why(Maybe its better that way).
If you can go with the badness and surf it, this is one of the great cinema treasures of action chiefdom. A movie to hunt down and enjoy repeatedly
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