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Transformers (2007)
Ironhide:
Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
Ratchet: That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!
Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, ROLL OUT!
Jazz: WE ROLLIN'!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Bring it!
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: [drawing his guns] Do I feel lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron: No, I want two!
[rips Jazz in half]
Sam Witwicky: [repeated] No, no, no, no, no, no.
Captain Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow, that's really neat. OK, cheify, time to fill 'er up.
[hands Sam a container and a tissue]
Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rollin'? Whippits, goop balls, a little wowy sauce with the...
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs.
Sheriff: Then what are these?
[Shows Sam his dog's pain pills bottle]
Sheriff: Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now? A little bit of mojo.
Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, a chiwhawha, little...
Sheriff: [getting annoyed, rolls his eyes] What was that?
Sam Witwicky: Hmm?
Sheriff: You eyeballin' my piece, Fiddy Cent? You wanna go?
[leans over to Sam]
Sheriff: You wanna make somethin' happen, do it. Cuz I promise you,
[hovering right over Sam]
Sheriff: I will bust you up.
Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?
Agent Simmons: What you're about to see is totally classified...
[Project Iceman is reveled: a towering mechanical clossus, imprisoned in a cryogenic chamber]
Keller: [awestruck] Dear God... what is this?
Tom Banachek: We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole our gravitation field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
Agent Simmons: We call him NBE-1.
Sam Witwicky: I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Tom Banachek: He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Agent Simmons: Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1...
[sneers at Sam]
Agent Simmons: That's what we call IT!
Keller: And you didn't think that the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
Tom Banachek: Until these events we had no credible threats to national security.
Keller: Well, you got one now!
Bobby Bolivia: [after he eyes Bumble Bee in car mode] I'll let you have it for $5,000.
Ron Witwicky: No! I'm not going above $4,000.
Bobby Bolivia: The door just closed.
[to Sam]
Bobby Bolivia: Get out of the car.
Sam Witwicky: Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner."
Bobby Bolivia: Yeah well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Now this car over here...
Bobby Bolivia: [after Bumblebee makes a shrill noise which shatters all of the car windows on Bobby's car lot] $4,000!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 fliying overhead] Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer... ]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer]
Captain Lennox: No, no, no, no... MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up!
Captain Lennox: RETREAT! FALL BACK!
Ironhide: INCOMING!
[the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground]
Captain Lennox: What the hell was that?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Captain Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!
Captain Lennox: So why Earth?
Sam Witwicky: It's the All Spark.
Captain Lennox: All Spark? What is that?
Sam Witwicky: Well, they came here looking for some sort of cube-looking thing. Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka Megatron...
[glares at Siimons]
Sam Witwicky: That's what they call HIM... who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the cube to transform human technology to take over the universe. That's their plan.
Captain Lennox: Sam, where's the Cube?
Sam Witwicky: [pointing on the ground] Right there!
Captain Lennox: Right! Here, take this flare...!
[hands him the flare and the All Spark]
Captain Lennox: Take the Cube, and head to that building! Get to the top, and light a flare! There're some Black Hawks coming! One of them will come to you and get in and take the Cube to the authoriites!
Sam Witwicky: What? No, I can't...
Captain Lennox: Listen to me! You're a soldier now!
Ironhide: Sam... we will protect you.
Sarah Lennox: [about their baby daughter] She has your laugh.
Captain Lennox: She laughed?
Sarah Lennox: Her first one.
Captain Lennox: Ah... are you sure she didn't just fart?
Sarah Lennox: [laughs] No, she's a lady.
Trent: You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?
Sam Witwicky: Oh, no, no, that... No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing.
Trent: Oh, yeah?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah!
Trent: Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
[smiles]
Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
[Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile]
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it-it's a good book, Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.
[Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela as they are being chased by Barricade]
Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver!
[Sam sees that Bumblebee is headed towards a wall]
Sam Witwicky: [screaming in a high pitched voice] Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!
[Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel]
Mikaela: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah.
[looks at the empty driver's seat]
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?
Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.
[Mikaela pauses]
Mikaela: Yeah. Right.
[Mikaela moves from the back seat to where Sam is sitting]
Sam Witwicky: See? That's better.
Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Sam Witwicky: Thank you.
Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
Sam Witwicky: A what?
Ironhide: [aiming cannons at Mojo] Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!
Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...
Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!
Manny: What?
Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!
Optimus Prime: Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.
Trent: Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat?
Agent Simmons: Ronald Wikity?
Ron Witwicky: It's Witwicky. Who are you?
Agent Simmons: We're the government. Sector Seven.
Ron Witwicky: Never heard of it.
Agent Simmons: Never will.
Mikaela: Why are you here?
Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
Sam Witwicky: Mega-what?
[Prime projects a holographic view of Cybertron]
Optimus Prime: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just. Until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Sam Witwicky: My grandfather...
Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates...
[Captain Witwicky discovers Megatron in the ice]
Optimus Prime: Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube.
[Captain Witwicky discovers Megatron in the ice and fiddles with him, causing a bright light to strike him...]
Optimus Prime: He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the cube's location were imprinted on his glasses.
Sam Witwicky: How did you know about his glasses?
Optimus Prime: Ebay.
Ratchet: If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army.
Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Mikaela: Please tell me that you have those glasses?
Sam Witwicky: What is Sector 7? Answer me!
Agent Simmons: I ask the questions round here, not you, young man!
Mikaela: All right, how did you know about the aliens?
Sam Witwicky: Where did you take my parents?
Agent Simmons: I am not at liberty to discuss...
[Sam snatches his badge away]
Agent Simmons: Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense!
Sam Witwicky: [holding it up] Do-whatever-you-want-and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
Agent Simmons: Brave now, all of a sudden with his big alien friends standing over there.
Agent Simmons: Mean little sucker, huh.
Maggie Madsen: That thing is freaky!
Agent Simmons: Kinda like the iddy biddy energiser bunny from hell!
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Message from Starfleet, Captain... Let's get to it!"
Captain Lennox: He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.
Keller: Good, right!
Captain Lennox: But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
Keller: This place must have some sort of radio link.
Agent Simmons: Yes!
Keller: Short wave, CV...
Agent Simmons: Right, yes!
Captain Lennox: [to Keller] Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out to them... Let's move!
Sam Witwicky: [begging his teacher to give him an "A"] Sir. Just ask yourself... What would Jesus do?
Captain Lennox: [fighting Devastator] Yeah, this isn't going well!
Mikaela: I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want, it won't hurt my feelings.
Trent: So, what are you guys doing here?
Sam Witwicky: [looking at the tree Miles is climbing] We're here to climb this tree.
[after Ratchett has run into the power lines]
Ron Witwicky: Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!
Judy Witwicky: [not moving] How did you get over there so fast?
Sam Witwicky: [as a technician hoses down Bumblebee] Stop! You gotta stop! Stop! Stop! Let him go! Let him go!
[technicians stop, Bumblebee looks to Sam]
Sam Witwicky: Ya okay? They didn't hurt you right?
[Bumblebee jumps up and draws his weapon aiming at everyone who tried to hurt him]
Sam Witwicky: [looking up at Bumblebee] Listen to me. The cube is here, and the Decipticons are comin'. No, no, don't worry about them. They're ok, right. They're not gonna hurt you. Just back up a little bit. He's friendly, he's fine. Ok, come on. Put the guns down, they're not gonna hurt you. Come with me, we're gonna take you to the Allspark.
Sam Witwicky: [to Bumblebee] I'm not going to leave you!
Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definately Japanese.
Sam Witwicky: Where's my car?
Tom Banachek: Son, listen to me very carefully. People could die here. We need to know everything you know, and we need to know it right now.
Sam Witwicky: Okay... But first I'll take my car, my parents - maybe you should write that down. Oh, and her juvie record. That's gotta be gone. Like, forever.
Tom Banachek: [exhales] Come with me. We'll talk about your car.
Sam Witwicky: [to Sam] Thank you.
Agent Simmons: [deep sigh] The man's an extortionist.
Captain Lennox: This thing is wicked!
Cafe' kid 1: [using a video camera] Okay, this is you...
[a an meteor crtushes a store and he runs outside to look]
Cafe' kid 1: Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon... I swear to god!
Mikaela: [after Sam has tripped on his mother's bike] That was uh... that was really awesome.
Sam Witwicky: Felt awesome.
Mikaela: Are you okay?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay alright? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!
Ron Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I've got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!
[laughs]
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Frenzy: [reporting to Barricade] Stupid insects tried to shoot me... found a clue to the Allspark...
[he plugs himself into a monitor and displays what information he had stolen from Air Force One]
Frenzy: Witwicky - he has seen our language... Witwicky search...
[Frenzy activates a searc engine, which brings up an eBay file on Sam and a picture of spectacles. Frenzy notices familiar markings on those spectacles... ]
Frenzy: We must find LadiesMan217! Go, go, go!
[the police car speeds off... ]
[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Whoa... has Freddy Krueger been in here?
Glen Whitmann: Naw, man! Freddy Krueger's got four blades, that's only three! That's WOLVERINE!
[growls and laughs]
Glen Whitmann: Right, that's Wolverine?
Agent Simmons: That's very funny.
Optimus Prime: You left me no choice, brother.
Tooth Fairy Girl: [to a giant robot as it emerges from a swimming pool and steps over her] Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron...
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!
Frenzy: Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
Ratchet: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Take cover!
Maggie Madsen: There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code...
Ironhide: Prime... we couldn't save him.
[hands him Jazz's remains]
Optimus Prime: Oh, Jazz... We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery.
Frenzy: Oh shit!
Frenzy: Megatron melting!
Frenzy: All Spark located.
Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route.
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!
Bobby Bolivia: A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
[from trailer]
Keller: We're facing war against a technological civilization far superior to our own! Our enemy can take any shape! They could be anywhere!
Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron.
Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime.
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
Mikaela: No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
Mikaela: Remember those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they weren't always his.
Sam Witwicky: 'More than meets the eye with you... ' That's a stupid line!
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five...
Captain Lennox: I'm gonna count to three.
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Bring the rain.
Sam Witwicky: I was wondering if... if I could ride you home, I - I mean if I could give you a ride home.
Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?
[Maggie rubs her forehead]
Glen Whitmann: That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!
[picks up empty plate and drops it slightly]
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The *whole* plate. Huh? So, me and you. They walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
[the door opens and agents come in. Glen is calm at first. One agent places his briefcase on the table, and another drops a file on it]
Glen Whitmann: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!
Bobby Bolivia: You come to see me?
[points to self]
Sam Witwicky: I had to.
Bobby Bolivia: That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobbie B, baby.
[handshakes with Sam]
Bobby Bolivia: Uncle Bobbie B.
[Smiles]
Agent Simmons: Alright... Ok. Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
[last lines]
Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
Ron Witwicky: 5... 4... It's comin' off the hinges, pal. 3... 2... stand back!
Sam Witwicky: What's up?... What's with the bat?
Ron Witwicky: Who were you talking to?
Sam Witwicky: Talkin' to you.
Judy Witwicky: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Sam Witwicky: I'm a child. Ya know, I'm a teenager.
Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
Mikaela: They know your name!
Sam Witwicky: Yeah.
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron.
Ratchet: But you can call us "Autobots", for short.
Judy Witwicky: They've got to get their hands off my bush!
Jazz: [before attacking Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!
Bobby Bolivia: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby Bolivia: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.
[laughs hysterically]
Sam Witwicky: That's my backyard, not a truckstop!
Cafe' kid 1: [after Ratchett has crushed a store] I sure hope they have asteroid insurance, or they are so boned!
Glen's Cousin: [being chased by police] I'm just the cousin. I'M JUST THE COUSIN!
Ironhide: [brandishing large cannons] The parents are very irritating.
Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is with you?
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.
Sam Witwicky: [in a used car showroom] You ever seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin"?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah...
Sam Witwicky: Well, you see this?
[points to a car]
Sam Witwicky: This is the 40-year-old virgin, and this
[points to another car]
Sam Witwicky: is the 50-year-old virgin.
Sam Witwicky: [after the Autobots have ripped the top off the car] You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime: Taking the children was a *bad* move! AUTOBOTS, relieve them of their weapons!
Sam Witwicky: [on phone about Bumblebee] Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!
Optimus Prime: Megatron!
Megatron: Prime!
Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
[Megatron notices some humans near him]
Megatron: Disgusting!
[revolted, he flicks one of them away]
Agent Simmons: You see this? This is a "do whatever I want and get away with it" badge.
Sam Witwicky: It's custom-faded?
Maggie Madsen: You need to move past Fourier transforms and start thinking quantum mechanics.
Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?
[does a somersault]
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam Witwicky: What is that? How'd he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.
Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
Megatron: I am... MEGATRON!
Agent Simmons: She's a criminal. And criminals are HOT!
Sam Witwicky: [to the Autobots in his yard] This isn't hiding!
[first lines]
Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth.
[the All Spark falls to Earth]
Optimus Prime: But we were already too late...
Keller: Good luck... to us all.
Optimus Prime: Our medical officer: Ratchet.
Ratchet: [sniffing] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
Sam Witwicky: [to Frenzy] Not so tough without a head, are ya?
[kicks Frenzy's head]
Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!
Sam Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What'd they get you for?
Sam Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam Witwicky: Who knew?
Optimus Prime: [stepping on a fountain in the Witwicky's yard] Oops... Sorry, my bad.
[from trailer]
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Stop! He's not going to hurt you!
USAF Staff Sergent: Sir, that tank thing's getting back up.
Captain Lennox: These things just don't die!
[hearing a helicopter, they turn and see Blackout land on a building behind them]
Captain Lennox: Oh, we're so dead.
Sam Witwicky: [checking out his car for the first time] Feels good.
Sam Witwicky: [speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they're going to freak. My mother's got a temper.
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Bumblebee: [fully repaired] Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Prime: Permission granted, old friend.
Sam Witwicky: You speak now?
Bumblebee: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Prime: If that is his choice.
Sam Witwicky: Yes.
Megatron: I smell you, boy!
Megatron: Give me that Cube, boy!
Megatron: I'll kill you! Mine! All Spark!
Megatron: Maggot!
Glen Whitmann: My grandma don't like nobody on her carpet, especially police!
Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live!
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
Megatron: Then you will die with them!
[throws Prime away and primes his cannon]
Megatron: JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!
Megatron: Decepticons, attack!
Keller: [to Maggie] But if you don't get a filter on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna be off the team. Understand?
Sam Witwicky: ...and the compass makes uh... a great gift for Columbus Day...
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: [on the phone, to the Pentagon, while fighting Scorponok] I never seen this in my life! We need gunships ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Lennox! The heat's coming!
Captain Lennox: Lase the target! We got a beam-rider incoming, lase the target!
Agent Simmons: Ooh, Nokia's are reeeeal nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way... of the Samurai.
Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.
Keller: [sotto] Yes, but he's... You know, a little strange. He's a little strange.
Sheriff: [to Sam] You eyeballin' my piece, Fiddy Cent?
[Ratchett has run into some power lines, suffered a shock, and collapsed on a Green House]
Ratchet: Wow! That was tingly!
[tries to get up, strains]
Ratchet: You got to try that!
Ironhide: [sarcastically] Yeah, that looks fun.
Bobby Bolivia: Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
The President: Yeah, could you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin'?
Sam Witwicky: I cant't take it anymore... You're putting girl jewellery on a boy dog! He's got enough self esteem issues being a Chihuahua.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling!
Agent Simmons: [staring at Optimus Prime] Hi, there.
Optimus Prime: You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
Agent Simmons: Look, there are certain rules I have to abide by. I'm not authorized to communicate with you except... to say I can't communicate with you...
Optimus Prime: Get out of the car.
Agent Simmons: Right. Uh, me? You want me to..?
Optimus Prime: Now!
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!
Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna lock you up forever!
Mikaela: Oh God, you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he has to get back to guarding the mall.
Agent Simmons: You, in the training bra? Do not test me.
[Keller enters the FBI interrogation room]
Maggie Madsen: What's going on?
Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen Whitmann: Me, too?
Keller: Who's this?
Maggie Madsen: He's... *my* advisor.
Keller: He comes too.
[after her call with her husband was cut off, Sarah watches in horror as the news reports on the base attack]
Keller: [on TV] At this time, we are unable to confirm whether there were any survivors...
Sarah Lennox: Oh, my God.
Keller: We are dealing with a highly effective weapons system, one that we have not come across before. But our thoughts and prayers are with those men who...
[Sarah's baby daughter starts crying, and she turns to her, wiping away her own tears]
Sarah Lennox: Daddy's gonna be okay, honey, I promise...
[Lennox urgently calls on a cell phone as his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: This is an emergency Pentagon call! The Pentagon, do you understand-?
[the window behind him explodes]
Captain Lennox: I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!
International Operator: [bored] Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak very clearly into the mouthpiece...
[trying to escape Barricade, Sam tackles Mikaela off her bike]
Mikaela: What is your problem, Sam?
Sam Witwicky: Okay, there's a monster, it just attacked me!
[Barricade stomps after them]
Sam Witwicky: Here it comes!
Judy Witwicky: [after entering Sam's bedroom with her husband, Sam is desperately protesting; the Autobots are secretly outside and Mikaela is hiding in the room] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you
[nods head]
Judy Witwicky: masturbating?
Ron Witwicky: Judy.
Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky: It's okay.
Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky: Okay.
Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky: [amazed] Father-son thing.
Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomforable.
[thinks]
Judy Witwicky: You can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky: Happy time?
Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop.
Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.
Sam Witwicky: [final plea] Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
Miles: [protesting Sam's declaration to drive Mikeala home] What? She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
Sam Witwicky: I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.
Sam Witwicky: [upon seeing his car transform, he hides and starts making a video last testament with his phone] My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay?
[holds up phone]
Sam Witwicky: You saw that, since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you and if you find "Busty Beauties" under my bed, it wasn't mine. I'm holding it for Miles. No, No, wait that... Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...
Sam Witwicky: Mom, I...
[Mikaela rises from her hiding place and clears her throat. Sam's parents fall silent]
Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a, I'm a friend of Sam's.
Judy Witwicky: [chucks Sam on the shoulder, giggling] Gosh, you're *gorgeous*!
[to Ron]
Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl?
Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.
Judy Witwicky: Please for the love of God drive safely!
[Sam drives away with the Camaro in a massive cloud of black exhaust]
Judy Witwicky: Wow. You are so cheap.
Ron Witwicky: Well, it's his first car... supposed to be like that.
Cafe' kid 1: Can anyone get me a space rock?
[inside Sector Seven, the lights suddenly dim... ]
Keller: Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
Glen Whitmann: Shoot that motherf...!
Maggie Madsen: Sir, they hacked a firewall in ten seconds! Even with a brutal force, a supercomputer would have to take twenty years to do that!
Captain Lennox: [held at gunpoint] There's an alien war on, you're gonna shoot me?
Ironhide: Keep moving, Sam! Don't stop!
Keller: The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level. Deepest place on the planet. The aliens will be deposited there, where the intense pressure coupled with sub-zero temperatures will crush and entomb them... leaving no evidence.
[Simmons, Keller, Maggie and Glenn test a radio to see if it still operates]
Agent Simmons: [finding success] We're hot! We're live! Yeah!
Glen Whitmann: What about the mikes?
[Simmons frezes]
Glen Whitmann: Radios don't work without mikes, Simmons!
Agent Simmons: No, no, no, no, no!
Sheriff: You eyein' my piece, Fitty Cent?
Mikaela: You got a high rise double pump carburetor. That's... that's pretty impressive, Sam.
Sam Witwicky: Double pump?
Mikaela: It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
Sam Witwicky: Oh... I like to go faster.
Agent Simmons: Last night you told us your car transformed.
Sam Witwicky: [about Bumblebee] I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already
Mikaela: Really? Well do you speak robot? Because they just had like a giant droid death match.
Sam Witwicky: [gets closer to Bumblebee] I think it wants something from me.
Mikaela: What?
Sam Witwicky: Well 'cos the other one was talking about my eBay page.
Mikaela: You are the strangest boy I've ever met.
Frenzy: [attacking Sam] Witwicky! Witwicky!
Judy Witwicky: You know, I think that if there really was some kind of... alien infestation... the Government would be the first to tell us.
Ron Witwicky: [fondling Mojo] Yeah... I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky: Yeah, that's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!"
Agent Simmons: [to the Special Ops team] All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...
Captain Lennox: NBEs?
Agent Simmons: Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: My mother, she had the gift. You know, she saw things. Now I got the gene. That thing at the base, I got a feeling it ain't over.
First Sergeant Donnelly: Why don't you those magic voodoo powers of yours and get us the hell out of here, huh?
Sam Witwicky: [looking up at Bumblebee] Can you talk?
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "XM Satellite One"..."Digital Cable brings you"..."Columbia Broadcasting System"...
Sam Witwicky: So, you... so you talk through the radio?
Bumblebee: [clapping his hands] "Thank you, you're beautiful! You're wonderful, you're wonderful."
Sam Witwicky: So what was that last night? What was that?
Bumblebee: [pointing skywards] "Message from Starfleet, Captain"..."Throughout the inanimate vastness of space"..."And angels will rain down like visitors from Heaven! Hallelujah!"
Mikaela: Visitors from heaven... so you're, like, an alien?
[Bumblebee points a finger at her and nods, and converts into a Camaro]
Bumblebee: "Any more questions you want to ask?"
Sam Witwicky: He wants us to get in the car.
Mikaela: [laughing nervously] And go where?
Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
[Captain Witwicky falls into an underground cavern]
Captain Witwicky: [calling his crew] I'm all right, lads...!
[He looks around and discovers an incredible statue frozen into the cavern]
Captain Witwicky: Men! We've made a discovery!
Tom Banachek: You have to accept that there are certain things you won't understand right away. Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government, convened in secret under President Hoover eighty years ago. You remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars rover? We told them to report it as a complete failure. It wasn't. Beagle 2 made a final transmission: thirteen seconds. This was classified ABOVE top secret.
[Banachek plays a video of a giant lifeform crushing the Beagle]
Tom Banachek: More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
[Banachek shows the shocked Secretary two photographs]
Tom Banachek: This is the image from the Beagle 2 video. This is the image your Special Ops team retrieved from Qatar. We believe that they are of the same exoskeletal type, and obviously not Russian or North Korean in origin.
Keller: Are we talking about... an invasion?
Tom Banachek: We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team. These things can be hurt by our weapons, and now they know it. That's why the virus shut us down: so we can't coordinate against their next attack... which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming soon.
[Sam runs to the top of a skyscraper and prepares to hand over the Cube to a waiting helicopter...]
Sam Witwicky: [spotting Starscream] WATCH OUT!
[Starscream fires at the copter, incapacitating it]
Sam Witwicky: Oh my God... Where do I go?
Optimus Prime: [hurrying across rooftops] Hang on, Sam!
[With a crash, Megatron rises from below; frightened, Sam clings to a statue at the edge of the building]
Megatron: Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Sam Witwicky: [terrified] Oh no! No!
Megatron: Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
Sam Witwicky: [still making a stand] I'm never giving you this All Spark!
Megatron: Oh, so unwise...
[With a roar, he pulls out a flail from his arm and smashes the rooftop, sending a screaming Sam plummeting towards the ground...]
Optimus Prime: [grabbing Sam] I got you, boy! Hold on to the Cube!
[Prime leaps down, but Megatron grabs him, and all three tumble down into the street]
[Bumblebee fires a shot right into Devastator's chest]
Mikaela: Nice shot!
Optimus Prime: You already know your guardian: Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: [does a little dances] "Best on ther job, yeah! / Second to none!"
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Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
Ratchet: That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!
Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, ROLL OUT!
Jazz: WE ROLLIN'!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Bring it!
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: [drawing his guns] Do I feel lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron: No, I want two!
[rips Jazz in half]
Sam Witwicky: [repeated] No, no, no, no, no, no.
Captain Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow, that's really neat. OK, cheify, time to fill 'er up.
[hands Sam a container and a tissue]
Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rollin'? Whippits, goop balls, a little wowy sauce with the...
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs.
Sheriff: Then what are these?
[Shows Sam his dog's pain pills bottle]
Sheriff: Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now? A little bit of mojo.
Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, a chiwhawha, little...
Sheriff: [getting annoyed, rolls his eyes] What was that?
Sam Witwicky: Hmm?
Sheriff: You eyeballin' my piece, Fiddy Cent? You wanna go?
[leans over to Sam]
Sheriff: You wanna make somethin' happen, do it. Cuz I promise you,
[hovering right over Sam]
Sheriff: I will bust you up.
Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?
Agent Simmons: What you're about to see is totally classified...
[Project Iceman is reveled: a towering mechanical clossus, imprisoned in a cryogenic chamber]
Keller: [awestruck] Dear God... what is this?
Tom Banachek: We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole our gravitation field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
Agent Simmons: We call him NBE-1.
Sam Witwicky: I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Tom Banachek: He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Agent Simmons: Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1...
[sneers at Sam]
Agent Simmons: That's what we call IT!
Keller: And you didn't think that the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
Tom Banachek: Until these events we had no credible threats to national security.
Keller: Well, you got one now!
Bobby Bolivia: [after he eyes Bumble Bee in car mode] I'll let you have it for $5,000.
Ron Witwicky: No! I'm not going above $4,000.
Bobby Bolivia: The door just closed.
[to Sam]
Bobby Bolivia: Get out of the car.
Sam Witwicky: Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner."
Bobby Bolivia: Yeah well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Now this car over here...
Bobby Bolivia: [after Bumblebee makes a shrill noise which shatters all of the car windows on Bobby's car lot] $4,000!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 fliying overhead] Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer... ]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer]
Captain Lennox: No, no, no, no... MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up!
Captain Lennox: RETREAT! FALL BACK!
Ironhide: INCOMING!
[the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground]
Captain Lennox: What the hell was that?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Captain Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!
Captain Lennox: So why Earth?
Sam Witwicky: It's the All Spark.
Captain Lennox: All Spark? What is that?
Sam Witwicky: Well, they came here looking for some sort of cube-looking thing. Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka Megatron...
[glares at Siimons]
Sam Witwicky: That's what they call HIM... who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the cube to transform human technology to take over the universe. That's their plan.
Captain Lennox: Sam, where's the Cube?
Sam Witwicky: [pointing on the ground] Right there!
Captain Lennox: Right! Here, take this flare...!
[hands him the flare and the All Spark]
Captain Lennox: Take the Cube, and head to that building! Get to the top, and light a flare! There're some Black Hawks coming! One of them will come to you and get in and take the Cube to the authoriites!
Sam Witwicky: What? No, I can't...
Captain Lennox: Listen to me! You're a soldier now!
Ironhide: Sam... we will protect you.
Sarah Lennox: [about their baby daughter] She has your laugh.
Captain Lennox: She laughed?
Sarah Lennox: Her first one.
Captain Lennox: Ah... are you sure she didn't just fart?
Sarah Lennox: [laughs] No, she's a lady.
Trent: You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?
Sam Witwicky: Oh, no, no, that... No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing.
Trent: Oh, yeah?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah!
Trent: Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
[smiles]
Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
[Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile]
Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it-it's a good book, Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.
[Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela as they are being chased by Barricade]
Mikaela: Oh my God, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Sam Witwicky: No we're not! Trust me, he's a kickass driver!
[Sam sees that Bumblebee is headed towards a wall]
Sam Witwicky: [screaming in a high pitched voice] Oh my God, no! We're gonna die!
[Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel]
Mikaela: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah.
[looks at the empty driver's seat]
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?
Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.
[Mikaela pauses]
Mikaela: Yeah. Right.
[Mikaela moves from the back seat to where Sam is sitting]
Sam Witwicky: See? That's better.
Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Sam Witwicky: Thank you.
Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
Sam Witwicky: A what?
Ironhide: [aiming cannons at Mojo] Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!
Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...
Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!
Manny: What?
Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!
Optimus Prime: Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.
Trent: Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat?
Agent Simmons: Ronald Wikity?
Ron Witwicky: It's Witwicky. Who are you?
Agent Simmons: We're the government. Sector Seven.
Ron Witwicky: Never heard of it.
Agent Simmons: Never will.
Mikaela: Why are you here?
Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
Sam Witwicky: Mega-what?
[Prime projects a holographic view of Cybertron]
Optimus Prime: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just. Until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Sam Witwicky: My grandfather...
Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates...
[Captain Witwicky discovers Megatron in the ice]
Optimus Prime: Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube.
[Captain Witwicky discovers Megatron in the ice and fiddles with him, causing a bright light to strike him...]
Optimus Prime: He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the cube's location were imprinted on his glasses.
Sam Witwicky: How did you know about his glasses?
Optimus Prime: Ebay.
Ratchet: If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army.
Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Mikaela: Please tell me that you have those glasses?
Sam Witwicky: What is Sector 7? Answer me!
Agent Simmons: I ask the questions round here, not you, young man!
Mikaela: All right, how did you know about the aliens?
Sam Witwicky: Where did you take my parents?
Agent Simmons: I am not at liberty to discuss...
[Sam snatches his badge away]
Agent Simmons: Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense!
Sam Witwicky: [holding it up] Do-whatever-you-want-and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
Agent Simmons: Brave now, all of a sudden with his big alien friends standing over there.
Agent Simmons: Mean little sucker, huh.
Maggie Madsen: That thing is freaky!
Agent Simmons: Kinda like the iddy biddy energiser bunny from hell!
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Message from Starfleet, Captain... Let's get to it!"
Captain Lennox: He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.
Keller: Good, right!
Captain Lennox: But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
Keller: This place must have some sort of radio link.
Agent Simmons: Yes!
Keller: Short wave, CV...
Agent Simmons: Right, yes!
Captain Lennox: [to Keller] Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out to them... Let's move!
Sam Witwicky: [begging his teacher to give him an "A"] Sir. Just ask yourself... What would Jesus do?
Captain Lennox: [fighting Devastator] Yeah, this isn't going well!
Mikaela: I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want, it won't hurt my feelings.
Trent: So, what are you guys doing here?
Sam Witwicky: [looking at the tree Miles is climbing] We're here to climb this tree.
[after Ratchett has run into the power lines]
Ron Witwicky: Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!
Judy Witwicky: [not moving] How did you get over there so fast?
Sam Witwicky: [as a technician hoses down Bumblebee] Stop! You gotta stop! Stop! Stop! Let him go! Let him go!
[technicians stop, Bumblebee looks to Sam]
Sam Witwicky: Ya okay? They didn't hurt you right?
[Bumblebee jumps up and draws his weapon aiming at everyone who tried to hurt him]
Sam Witwicky: [looking up at Bumblebee] Listen to me. The cube is here, and the Decipticons are comin'. No, no, don't worry about them. They're ok, right. They're not gonna hurt you. Just back up a little bit. He's friendly, he's fine. Ok, come on. Put the guns down, they're not gonna hurt you. Come with me, we're gonna take you to the Allspark.
Sam Witwicky: [to Bumblebee] I'm not going to leave you!
Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definately Japanese.
Sam Witwicky: Where's my car?
Tom Banachek: Son, listen to me very carefully. People could die here. We need to know everything you know, and we need to know it right now.
Sam Witwicky: Okay... But first I'll take my car, my parents - maybe you should write that down. Oh, and her juvie record. That's gotta be gone. Like, forever.
Tom Banachek: [exhales] Come with me. We'll talk about your car.
Sam Witwicky: [to Sam] Thank you.
Agent Simmons: [deep sigh] The man's an extortionist.
Captain Lennox: This thing is wicked!
Cafe' kid 1: [using a video camera] Okay, this is you...
[a an meteor crtushes a store and he runs outside to look]
Cafe' kid 1: Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon... I swear to god!
Mikaela: [after Sam has tripped on his mother's bike] That was uh... that was really awesome.
Sam Witwicky: Felt awesome.
Mikaela: Are you okay?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay alright? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!
Ron Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I've got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!
[laughs]
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Frenzy: [reporting to Barricade] Stupid insects tried to shoot me... found a clue to the Allspark...
[he plugs himself into a monitor and displays what information he had stolen from Air Force One]
Frenzy: Witwicky - he has seen our language... Witwicky search...
[Frenzy activates a searc engine, which brings up an eBay file on Sam and a picture of spectacles. Frenzy notices familiar markings on those spectacles... ]
Frenzy: We must find LadiesMan217! Go, go, go!
[the police car speeds off... ]
[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Whoa... has Freddy Krueger been in here?
Glen Whitmann: Naw, man! Freddy Krueger's got four blades, that's only three! That's WOLVERINE!
[growls and laughs]
Glen Whitmann: Right, that's Wolverine?
Agent Simmons: That's very funny.
Optimus Prime: You left me no choice, brother.
Tooth Fairy Girl: [to a giant robot as it emerges from a swimming pool and steps over her] Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron...
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!
Frenzy: Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
Ratchet: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Take cover!
Maggie Madsen: There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code...
Ironhide: Prime... we couldn't save him.
[hands him Jazz's remains]
Optimus Prime: Oh, Jazz... We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery.
Frenzy: Oh shit!
Frenzy: Megatron melting!
Frenzy: All Spark located.
Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route.
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!
Bobby Bolivia: A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
[from trailer]
Keller: We're facing war against a technological civilization far superior to our own! Our enemy can take any shape! They could be anywhere!
Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron.
Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime.
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
Mikaela: No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
Mikaela: Remember those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they weren't always his.
Sam Witwicky: 'More than meets the eye with you... ' That's a stupid line!
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five...
Captain Lennox: I'm gonna count to three.
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Bring the rain.
Sam Witwicky: I was wondering if... if I could ride you home, I - I mean if I could give you a ride home.
Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?
[Maggie rubs her forehead]
Glen Whitmann: That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!
[picks up empty plate and drops it slightly]
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The *whole* plate. Huh? So, me and you. They walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
[the door opens and agents come in. Glen is calm at first. One agent places his briefcase on the table, and another drops a file on it]
Glen Whitmann: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!
Bobby Bolivia: You come to see me?
[points to self]
Sam Witwicky: I had to.
Bobby Bolivia: That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobbie B, baby.
[handshakes with Sam]
Bobby Bolivia: Uncle Bobbie B.
[Smiles]
Agent Simmons: Alright... Ok. Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
[last lines]
Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
Ron Witwicky: 5... 4... It's comin' off the hinges, pal. 3... 2... stand back!
Sam Witwicky: What's up?... What's with the bat?
Ron Witwicky: Who were you talking to?
Sam Witwicky: Talkin' to you.
Judy Witwicky: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Sam Witwicky: I'm a child. Ya know, I'm a teenager.
Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
Mikaela: They know your name!
Sam Witwicky: Yeah.
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron.
Ratchet: But you can call us "Autobots", for short.
Judy Witwicky: They've got to get their hands off my bush!
Jazz: [before attacking Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!
Bobby Bolivia: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby Bolivia: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.
[laughs hysterically]
Sam Witwicky: That's my backyard, not a truckstop!
Cafe' kid 1: [after Ratchett has crushed a store] I sure hope they have asteroid insurance, or they are so boned!
Glen's Cousin: [being chased by police] I'm just the cousin. I'M JUST THE COUSIN!
Ironhide: [brandishing large cannons] The parents are very irritating.
Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is with you?
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.
Sam Witwicky: [in a used car showroom] You ever seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin"?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah...
Sam Witwicky: Well, you see this?
[points to a car]
Sam Witwicky: This is the 40-year-old virgin, and this
[points to another car]
Sam Witwicky: is the 50-year-old virgin.
Sam Witwicky: [after the Autobots have ripped the top off the car] You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime: Taking the children was a *bad* move! AUTOBOTS, relieve them of their weapons!
Sam Witwicky: [on phone about Bumblebee] Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!
Optimus Prime: Megatron!
Megatron: Prime!
Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
[Megatron notices some humans near him]
Megatron: Disgusting!
[revolted, he flicks one of them away]
Agent Simmons: You see this? This is a "do whatever I want and get away with it" badge.
Sam Witwicky: It's custom-faded?
Maggie Madsen: You need to move past Fourier transforms and start thinking quantum mechanics.
Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?
[does a somersault]
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam Witwicky: What is that? How'd he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.
Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
Megatron: I am... MEGATRON!
Agent Simmons: She's a criminal. And criminals are HOT!
Sam Witwicky: [to the Autobots in his yard] This isn't hiding!
[first lines]
Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth.
[the All Spark falls to Earth]
Optimus Prime: But we were already too late...
Keller: Good luck... to us all.
Optimus Prime: Our medical officer: Ratchet.
Ratchet: [sniffing] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
Sam Witwicky: [to Frenzy] Not so tough without a head, are ya?
[kicks Frenzy's head]
Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!
Sam Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What'd they get you for?
Sam Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam Witwicky: Who knew?
Optimus Prime: [stepping on a fountain in the Witwicky's yard] Oops... Sorry, my bad.
[from trailer]
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Stop! He's not going to hurt you!
USAF Staff Sergent: Sir, that tank thing's getting back up.
Captain Lennox: These things just don't die!
[hearing a helicopter, they turn and see Blackout land on a building behind them]
Captain Lennox: Oh, we're so dead.
Sam Witwicky: [checking out his car for the first time] Feels good.
Sam Witwicky: [speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they're going to freak. My mother's got a temper.
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Bumblebee: [fully repaired] Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Prime: Permission granted, old friend.
Sam Witwicky: You speak now?
Bumblebee: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Prime: If that is his choice.
Sam Witwicky: Yes.
Megatron: I smell you, boy!
Megatron: Give me that Cube, boy!
Megatron: I'll kill you! Mine! All Spark!
Megatron: Maggot!
Glen Whitmann: My grandma don't like nobody on her carpet, especially police!
Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live!
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
Megatron: Then you will die with them!
[throws Prime away and primes his cannon]
Megatron: JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!
Megatron: Decepticons, attack!
Keller: [to Maggie] But if you don't get a filter on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna be off the team. Understand?
Sam Witwicky: ...and the compass makes uh... a great gift for Columbus Day...
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: [on the phone, to the Pentagon, while fighting Scorponok] I never seen this in my life! We need gunships ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Lennox! The heat's coming!
Captain Lennox: Lase the target! We got a beam-rider incoming, lase the target!
Agent Simmons: Ooh, Nokia's are reeeeal nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way... of the Samurai.
Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.
Keller: [sotto] Yes, but he's... You know, a little strange. He's a little strange.
Sheriff: [to Sam] You eyeballin' my piece, Fiddy Cent?
[Ratchett has run into some power lines, suffered a shock, and collapsed on a Green House]
Ratchet: Wow! That was tingly!
[tries to get up, strains]
Ratchet: You got to try that!
Ironhide: [sarcastically] Yeah, that looks fun.
Bobby Bolivia: Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
The President: Yeah, could you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin'?
Sam Witwicky: I cant't take it anymore... You're putting girl jewellery on a boy dog! He's got enough self esteem issues being a Chihuahua.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling!
Agent Simmons: [staring at Optimus Prime] Hi, there.
Optimus Prime: You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
Agent Simmons: Look, there are certain rules I have to abide by. I'm not authorized to communicate with you except... to say I can't communicate with you...
Optimus Prime: Get out of the car.
Agent Simmons: Right. Uh, me? You want me to..?
Optimus Prime: Now!
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!
Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna lock you up forever!
Mikaela: Oh God, you know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy because he has to get back to guarding the mall.
Agent Simmons: You, in the training bra? Do not test me.
[Keller enters the FBI interrogation room]
Maggie Madsen: What's going on?
Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen Whitmann: Me, too?
Keller: Who's this?
Maggie Madsen: He's... *my* advisor.
Keller: He comes too.
[after her call with her husband was cut off, Sarah watches in horror as the news reports on the base attack]
Keller: [on TV] At this time, we are unable to confirm whether there were any survivors...
Sarah Lennox: Oh, my God.
Keller: We are dealing with a highly effective weapons system, one that we have not come across before. But our thoughts and prayers are with those men who...
[Sarah's baby daughter starts crying, and she turns to her, wiping away her own tears]
Sarah Lennox: Daddy's gonna be okay, honey, I promise...
[Lennox urgently calls on a cell phone as his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: This is an emergency Pentagon call! The Pentagon, do you understand-?
[the window behind him explodes]
Captain Lennox: I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!
International Operator: [bored] Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak very clearly into the mouthpiece...
[trying to escape Barricade, Sam tackles Mikaela off her bike]
Mikaela: What is your problem, Sam?
Sam Witwicky: Okay, there's a monster, it just attacked me!
[Barricade stomps after them]
Sam Witwicky: Here it comes!
Judy Witwicky: [after entering Sam's bedroom with her husband, Sam is desperately protesting; the Autobots are secretly outside and Mikaela is hiding in the room] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you
[nods head]
Judy Witwicky: masturbating?
Ron Witwicky: Judy.
Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky: It's okay.
Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky: Okay.
Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky: [amazed] Father-son thing.
Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomforable.
[thinks]
Judy Witwicky: You can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky: Happy time?
Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop.
Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.
Sam Witwicky: [final plea] Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
Miles: [protesting Sam's declaration to drive Mikeala home] What? She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
Sam Witwicky: I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.
Sam Witwicky: [upon seeing his car transform, he hides and starts making a video last testament with his phone] My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay?
[holds up phone]
Sam Witwicky: You saw that, since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you and if you find "Busty Beauties" under my bed, it wasn't mine. I'm holding it for Miles. No, No, wait that... Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...
Sam Witwicky: Mom, I...
[Mikaela rises from her hiding place and clears her throat. Sam's parents fall silent]
Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a, I'm a friend of Sam's.
Judy Witwicky: [chucks Sam on the shoulder, giggling] Gosh, you're *gorgeous*!
[to Ron]
Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl?
Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.
Judy Witwicky: Please for the love of God drive safely!
[Sam drives away with the Camaro in a massive cloud of black exhaust]
Judy Witwicky: Wow. You are so cheap.
Ron Witwicky: Well, it's his first car... supposed to be like that.
Cafe' kid 1: Can anyone get me a space rock?
[inside Sector Seven, the lights suddenly dim... ]
Keller: Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
Glen Whitmann: Shoot that motherf...!
Maggie Madsen: Sir, they hacked a firewall in ten seconds! Even with a brutal force, a supercomputer would have to take twenty years to do that!
Captain Lennox: [held at gunpoint] There's an alien war on, you're gonna shoot me?
Ironhide: Keep moving, Sam! Don't stop!
Keller: The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level. Deepest place on the planet. The aliens will be deposited there, where the intense pressure coupled with sub-zero temperatures will crush and entomb them... leaving no evidence.
[Simmons, Keller, Maggie and Glenn test a radio to see if it still operates]
Agent Simmons: [finding success] We're hot! We're live! Yeah!
Glen Whitmann: What about the mikes?
[Simmons frezes]
Glen Whitmann: Radios don't work without mikes, Simmons!
Agent Simmons: No, no, no, no, no!
Sheriff: You eyein' my piece, Fitty Cent?
Mikaela: You got a high rise double pump carburetor. That's... that's pretty impressive, Sam.
Sam Witwicky: Double pump?
Mikaela: It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
Sam Witwicky: Oh... I like to go faster.
Agent Simmons: Last night you told us your car transformed.
Sam Witwicky: [about Bumblebee] I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already
Mikaela: Really? Well do you speak robot? Because they just had like a giant droid death match.
Sam Witwicky: [gets closer to Bumblebee] I think it wants something from me.
Mikaela: What?
Sam Witwicky: Well 'cos the other one was talking about my eBay page.
Mikaela: You are the strangest boy I've ever met.
Frenzy: [attacking Sam] Witwicky! Witwicky!
Judy Witwicky: You know, I think that if there really was some kind of... alien infestation... the Government would be the first to tell us.
Ron Witwicky: [fondling Mojo] Yeah... I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky: Yeah, that's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!"
Agent Simmons: [to the Special Ops team] All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...
Captain Lennox: NBEs?
Agent Simmons: Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: My mother, she had the gift. You know, she saw things. Now I got the gene. That thing at the base, I got a feeling it ain't over.
First Sergeant Donnelly: Why don't you those magic voodoo powers of yours and get us the hell out of here, huh?
Sam Witwicky: [looking up at Bumblebee] Can you talk?
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "XM Satellite One"..."Digital Cable brings you"..."Columbia Broadcasting System"...
Sam Witwicky: So, you... so you talk through the radio?
Bumblebee: [clapping his hands] "Thank you, you're beautiful! You're wonderful, you're wonderful."
Sam Witwicky: So what was that last night? What was that?
Bumblebee: [pointing skywards] "Message from Starfleet, Captain"..."Throughout the inanimate vastness of space"..."And angels will rain down like visitors from Heaven! Hallelujah!"
Mikaela: Visitors from heaven... so you're, like, an alien?
[Bumblebee points a finger at her and nods, and converts into a Camaro]
Bumblebee: "Any more questions you want to ask?"
Sam Witwicky: He wants us to get in the car.
Mikaela: [laughing nervously] And go where?
Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
[Captain Witwicky falls into an underground cavern]
Captain Witwicky: [calling his crew] I'm all right, lads...!
[He looks around and discovers an incredible statue frozen into the cavern]
Captain Witwicky: Men! We've made a discovery!
Tom Banachek: You have to accept that there are certain things you won't understand right away. Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government, convened in secret under President Hoover eighty years ago. You remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars rover? We told them to report it as a complete failure. It wasn't. Beagle 2 made a final transmission: thirteen seconds. This was classified ABOVE top secret.
[Banachek plays a video of a giant lifeform crushing the Beagle]
Tom Banachek: More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
[Banachek shows the shocked Secretary two photographs]
Tom Banachek: This is the image from the Beagle 2 video. This is the image your Special Ops team retrieved from Qatar. We believe that they are of the same exoskeletal type, and obviously not Russian or North Korean in origin.
Keller: Are we talking about... an invasion?
Tom Banachek: We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team. These things can be hurt by our weapons, and now they know it. That's why the virus shut us down: so we can't coordinate against their next attack... which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming soon.
[Sam runs to the top of a skyscraper and prepares to hand over the Cube to a waiting helicopter...]
Sam Witwicky: [spotting Starscream] WATCH OUT!
[Starscream fires at the copter, incapacitating it]
Sam Witwicky: Oh my God... Where do I go?
Optimus Prime: [hurrying across rooftops] Hang on, Sam!
[With a crash, Megatron rises from below; frightened, Sam clings to a statue at the edge of the building]
Megatron: Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Sam Witwicky: [terrified] Oh no! No!
Megatron: Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
Sam Witwicky: [still making a stand] I'm never giving you this All Spark!
Megatron: Oh, so unwise...
[With a roar, he pulls out a flail from his arm and smashes the rooftop, sending a screaming Sam plummeting towards the ground...]
Optimus Prime: [grabbing Sam] I got you, boy! Hold on to the Cube!
[Prime leaps down, but Megatron grabs him, and all three tumble down into the street]
[Bumblebee fires a shot right into Devastator's chest]
Mikaela: Nice shot!
Optimus Prime: You already know your guardian: Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: [does a little dances] "Best on ther job, yeah! / Second to none!"
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