Book Channel Host:
So, can you tell us the title of the book you haven't written yet?
Kay Eiffel:
[
Who has had just about enough of this host] I'm calling it Death and Taxes.
Book Channel Host:
Death and Texas? Hey! I'm from Texas!
Kay Eiffel:
Wha?
Book Channel Host:
Yep! San Antone.
Kay Eiffel:
No, no, no, no. Death and Taxes. Taxes. TAXes.
Book Channel Host:
Oh! Death and TAXES! Like the Ben Franklin quote.
Kay Eiffel:
Yes.
Book Channel Host:
Oh now I feel really silly.
Kay Eiffel:
[
under her breath] You should.
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