Dr. Primkin:
It's like hidden gold under a 20 ft. pile of horseshit! Nobody wants to dig through it, but guess what? It's in there. The truth, waiting patiently under all the horseshit that is the buildup of our silly little lives! So, go in and get it, people. Dig for the truth!
Alan Fineberg:
If I got one third of the snatch you get Arlene, I'd be the happiest man on the planet.
Nina Giamoro:
I just wish I could make you understand how small and how sad it all was. So you'd know how little it all meant.
Jack Giamoro:
Goddamn press!
Dr. Primkin:
I am here to give you the tools to help you to uncover, discover, and discard the crap that is holding you back. And you sir, definitely have crap that is holding you back.
Jack Giamoro:
[
after a bad dental job] I look like Tom Cruise's retarded cousin.
Arlene Kreiner:
Jack, what's in the journal?
Jack Giamoro:
Information that directly contradicts our testimony at the competition trial. As well as some personal stuff, my feelings about the size of my dick, stuff like that.
Jack Giamoro:
[
Discussing Barbi's scripts] I read them on the shitter.
Barbi Ling:
Excuse me?
Jack Giamoro:
Well I was on the shitter, taking a shit, when I read your scripts. I just thought it was appropriate.
Brynn Lilly:
David and I, with Jack's help, are going to do the Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone interrogation scene from Basic Instinct.
Jack Giamoro:
Great.
Brynn Lilly:
And no, I am not wearing any underwear.
Jack Giamoro:
I gotta tell you something. You're a real shitbag, Primkin.
[
writes "Shitbag Primken" on chalkboard]
Jack Giamoro:
Although, I think you taught a pretty good class.
Dr. Primkin:
So, you're done? Is that it?
Jack Giamoro:
I'm done.
Dr. Primkin:
Good. You've done well, son. You've done good. Except...
[
corrects the spelling of "Primkin" on chalkboard]
Dr. Primkin:
You spelled Primkin wrong. God.
Jack Giamoro:
[
Last lines] How is it possible, that I still have so much to learn? End of entry.
Jack Giamoro:
I am nothing without the constant elixir of movement. I do not know how to be just still.
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