Parents Guide for
Clerks II (2006)

A man wearing leather chaps and underwear (he's bare-chested and part of his bare buttocks are exposed) dances around a donkey while several other men watch: the man moves below the donkey, presumably performing oral sex on it, and then stands behind it thrusting rhythmically, presumably having sex with it. A young man masturbates (we see him moving rhythmically and moaning). A man makes crude sexual comments and dances seductively while caressing his own nipples. A man stands with his coat open revealing his bare chest and legs and his genitals are tucked between his legs. A man presses his bare buttocks against a restaurant window. A woman lifts her top to reveal her breasts to a man (she is wearing a sheer bra). A woman wears a low-cut tank top that reveals cleavage and dances while a man watches and admires her. A man dances while using a urinal in a restaurant bathroom, and his pants slip down revealing his buttock cleavage. A young man with his pants around his ankles runs across a room (we see him in boxers and he is bare-chested). A man sitting on a toilet with his pants around his ankles opens the bathroom door and a girl eating in a restaurant sees him. A woman climbs over the counter of a fast food restaurant and kisses a man passionately (it's her fiancé). A man and a woman hug and kiss. A man and a woman dance together and he dips her. A man and a woman talk about having had sex in a restaurant kitchen and the woman talks about getting mayonnaise in a part of her anatomy. A young man talks about his girlfriend having trolls in her body that protect her from having premarital sex. A man talks in crude terms about a woman performing sex acts on a donkey. A man talks to a young man about the young man smelling the man's fingers after he had sex. A man makes a crude sexual remark to a woman (he thinks she is going to commit suicide and suggests that they have sex first). A man makes crude sexual remarks about an alternate, homoerotic ending to a movie. A man and a young man talk about having sex with women. A man tells another man that he thinks the man's fiancé wants to get them all together for sex. Three people debate about whether a particular sex act is acceptable or not. A man makes reference to a part of a woman's anatomy and describes its size. A crude sexual remark is written on a young man's employee photograph and then a picture of male genitals is taped to it. A crude sexual remark is written on the wall of a restaurant. A man wears a T-shirt that says "Sail Nude."

woman knees a man in the groin, and then hits him in the head with a cake (he falls to the floor). A man grabs a man by the shirt collar and shoves him against a wall. A man swings at a man and punches a restaurant drive-thru statue instead. A man lunges at a man who shoves him away. A man talks about high school hazing incidents that include stripping boys of their clothing and shoving them into the girls' locker room, and inserting a pickle into a boy's anus. A young man talks about his girlfriend having trolls in her body that will bite off his genitals if he tries to have sex with her. A man threatens to beat a man up. A woman drives by a clinic and contemplates having an abortion. A man serves a cup filled with ice taken from a men's room urinal and a hamburger with dead flies in it to another man (we see two other men eating and drinking them). A man lifts the security door to a store and sees the store inside in flames (we hear that a coffee pot was left on).

139 F-words and its derivatives, 42 sexual references, 45 scatological terms, 59 anatomical terms, 8 mild obscenities, 18 derogatory terms for Black people, 5 derogatory terms for Jewish people, 3 derogatory terms for the handicapped, 2 derogatory terms for homosexuals, name-calling (freak, jerk, Nazi, moron, nerd, geek, loser, drone), 4 religious profanities (including 3 disparaging references to the Bible), 22 religious exclamations.

Two men sell drugs to two other men. We are told that a young man smoked marijuana and he appears intoxicated. Several men drink beer. A man smokes cigarettes in many scenes.

Some might be disturbed by the vast amount of sexual discussion found in the film and the bestiality show present in the film.