IMDb > "Outrageous Fortune" (2005) > Memorable quotes
'Grandpa' Ted West: [stands in the doorway trouserless] Has anyone seen my pants?
Loretta West: [to Pascalle] Rejected by your own stalker... how tragic.
Loretta West: [to Pascalle] Let's just say, you're still a slut, but I'm no longer a virgin.
Pascalle West: You're not loony just because you joined some weird cult!
Munter: Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp.
Eric: Bee.
Munter: What?
Eric: Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'
Munter: How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up.
Munter: Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind
Munter: Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom.
Munter: It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it's not actually the truth. It'd be easier if you could just lie, eh?
Munter: It's moments like these... you need one of my mum's cookies.
Munter: To Van - I love you, man. But I really hope I'm never stuck in a life or death situation and you're the one who has to figure out how to rescue me
Munter: Do Men of the Minge buy their clothes in Ponsonby?
Munter: Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?
Munter: If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?
Van West: What does ironic mean?
Munter: It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?
Munter: I don't know what's happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages.
Munter: There's a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper.
Van West: It's a fish called Munter
Munter: That's a cool name, eh?
Van West: What's my fish called?
Munter: Van. Van Fish. And it's friends with the other fish, the Munter.
Van West: Yeah, and they like, swim around...
Munter: Just cruising, cos that's the kind of fish they are.
Van West: Yeah
Munter: The Van Fish and the Munter Fish
Van West: And they're cool, man.
Munter: Of course they're cool, cos they're in the water.
Munter: They're big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence - cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little.
Munter: You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them.

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