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Sexual reference - talks about his "gun firing blanks"

A charecter kisses another on the cheek.

Larry has a slightly bloody scrape on his cheek and a tiny bloody mark on his lip after an encounter with some bad security guards.

Some tiny Aztec Indian models come alive and shoot Larry in the cheek, the lip, and the hand with several tiny poision-covered toothpicks, but in a comedic manner.

A Roman soldier unleashes a round of catapults firing (tiny) flaming fireballs at Larry.

Larry and a small monkey slap each other in the face.

There are a couple of battle scenes among soldiers (no blood--they're all exhibit models).

A caveman lights his hair on fire.

A man is hit by a giant dinosaur skeleton tail and it knocks him a few feet.

The Huns want to "rip" someone apart.

A wax person is run over by a stagecoach and severed in half (no blood--he's wax, and he can still talk).

Tiny characters tie up a man (like Gulliver's Travels) on railroad tracks and threaten to break his head like a watermelon with a "steel horse" (train) and it does no harm when it hits him; it's just a toy.

Two characters in a toy car have an accident and the car explodes.

1 use of the word ass.

Use of the phrase, "Unleash Hell!"

After Larry gets hit with the first toothpick on his lip, he sees that there were more coming, and says "thit". Obviously he means "shit" but his voice is muffled since his hurt lip probably makes it hard to talk.

None.

Larry wakes up from a nap in the museum at night and notices that a figure is missing from a display. He goes to investigate, only to see the full-size T-Rex skeleton fully alive and drinking from the water fountain. When Larry drops his flashlight in shock, the T-Rex turns, lets out a thunderous roar, and then gives chase. It snaps at him and Larry takes cover behind the circular information counter that the skeleton repeatedly rams with its large head. Larry frantically calls Cecil for help, but all he tells Larry is to read the instructions he earlier gave him. The dinosaur skeleton then lifts part of the information counter away, exposing Larry who reacts in fright. But he then learns that all the dinosaur wants to do is play fetch with one of its rib bones and the scene immediately turns from scary to fun as the dinosaur acts like a big puppy dog wanting the bone.

Might be frightening to some when a caveman is outside and the sun comes up. Then, he turns to dust.