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Pirates (2005) (V)

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User Rating: 7.5/10 (1,111 votes)
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Overview

Director:
Joone
Writers:
Joone (story)
Max Massimo (writer)
Release Date:
September 2005 (USA) more
Genre:
Adult | Adventure | Comedy more
Plot:
Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate... more | add synopsis
Awards:
2 wins more
User Comments:
Beyond compare... more

Cast

 (Cast overview, first billed only)
Jesse Jane ... Jules
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena (as Janine)
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan ... Christina (as Teagan Presley)
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali ... Priest
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Additional Details

Also Known As:
Pirates XXX (International: English title)
Piratas (Venezuela) [es]
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MPAA:
Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language.
Runtime:
129 min | USA:80 min (R Rated) | Japan:72 min
Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color
Aspect Ratio:
1.78 : 1 more
Sound Mix:
Dolby Digital
Certification:
UK:18R | USA:Not Rated | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:R (edited version)
Filming Locations:
California, USA more
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Trivia:
The movie contains over 300 effects shots. more
Quotes:
Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world! more
Movie Connections:
References Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) more

FAQ

Who is on the cover from left to right on the uncut version, and who is on the cover from left to right on the edited version?
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8 out of 10 people found the following comment useful:-
Beyond compare..., 25 June 2006
9/10
Author: MovieStoreClerk from United States

As far as porn goes, it was great. I don't think anyone will say differently. It's just so ridiculously hilarious. I love how half way through the film, Evan Stone turns into a clueless Captain Kirk. And they ask SO much of the audience. A girl gets kidnapped, she's tied to a chair, forced to have sex with a gypsy, and ends up liking it. I can follow that, no problem. But there's a scene where the captain and his first mate are tied up in a room that's on fire. Then a woman from a previous scene comes in and says that she'll only untie them if the captain makes love to her. So she unties him and he "makes love". Hello? Punch the crazy broad in the face and get out of the building. You don't have time for a sex scene. But there were a few good parts. Take when anyone is about to get it on. There's a little kissing, and BAM! There's a screen push and they're naked. And probably my favorite part, the amount of violence in the girl/girl scenes. At one point I thought it had turned into Ultamite Fighter. And there was another point were some candles are used in a way that I never really thought of before. All in all, you need to see this. I mean, how often do you get to see a porno with a seven figure budget?

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