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Director:
Writers:
Joone (screen story)
Max Massimo (screenplay)
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Release Date:
26 September 2005 (USA) See more »
Genre:
Plot:
Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate... See more » | Add synopsis »
Awards:
13 wins & 11 nominations See more »
User Reviews:
Porn, Film and Kidnapping See more (30 total) »

Cast

  (in credits order)

Jesse Jane ... Jules Steel

Carmen Luvana ... Isabella Valenzuela

Janine Lindemulder ... Serena

Devon ... Madelyn

Teagan Presley ... Christina

Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds

Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela

Austyn Moore ... Angelina

Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer

Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali ... Priest
Keethan Hawke ... Auctioneer (as Keyser Soze)
Mando M. ... Incan Monk
Charmane Star ... Wench #1

Trina Michaels ... Wench #2

Austin Kincaid ... Wench #3
Jolie Harris ... Wench #4
Joshua ... Old Sea Captain
Nick Satanas ... NonSex (as Sir Nick Satanas)
Ted Shred ... NonSex
Mistress Erzsebet ... NonSex
Tino ... NonSex
Ivan ... NonSex
Kelli Tyler ... NonSex
Roach ... NonSex
Joseph T. Creep ... NonSex
Halla Valentine ... NonSex
Danika Sandberg ... NonSex
Captain Dagger ... NonSex
Aaron G. ... NonSex
Malorie Christian ... NonSex
David H. ... NonSex
Red Siren ... NonSex
William Q. ... NonSex
Nicodemus Grimm ... NonSex
Little Don ... NonSex
Doc ... NonSex
Dirk Snee ... NonSex
Trevor Thompson ... NonSex (as Trevor)
Kitty ... NonSex
Maisie ... NonSex
James Richard ... NonSex
Cameron Lee ... NonSex
Pyro ... NonSex
Ramblin Rob ... NonSex
Joe Hopkins ... NonSex
Lexi Lamour ... NonSex
Dimonico ... NonSex (as Dave Dimonico)
Julian ... NonSex
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Josh Peter Come ... Nonsex

Scott Nails ... NonSex

Directed by
Joone 
 
Writing credits
Joone (screen story)

Max Massimo (screenplay)

Produced by
Joone .... producer
Samantha Lewis .... producer
 
Original Music by
Mr. Anderson 
Steven Berlin 
Christopher Hart 
Skin Muzik 
 
Cinematography by
Joone 
 
Film Editing by
Joey Pulgadas 
 
Art Direction by
Joone 
 
Costume Design by
September  (as Ms. September)
 
Makeup Department
Abby Lyle .... assistant makeup artist
Melanie .... makeup artist
Red Velvet .... makeup artist
 
Production Management
Brah Bones .... production manager
 
Sound Department
Daniel Guerra .... boom operator
Jack Sparehole .... supervising sound editor
 
Visual Effects by
Joone .... visual effects supervisor
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Guillermo Brown .... video technician
Robby D. .... camera operator: "a" camera
Sasha Deepwood .... camera operator: "b" camera
Joone .... still photographer
 
Editorial Department
Cody Bangs .... post-production coordinator
 
Other crew
Adella O'Neal .... publicist
Tim Shanks .... director of operations
 

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Additional Details

Also Known As:
"Pirates XXX" - USA (promotional title)
"Пираты" - Russia
"Пiрати" - Ukraine
"Kalóz kalandok" - Hungary (imdb display title)
"Piraci" - Poland (imdb display title)
"Piratas" - Brazil
"Piratas" - Venezuela
"Sexy peirates" - Greece (transliterated ISO-LATIN-1 title)
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MPAA:
Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language (edited version: 2006)
Runtime:
129 min | Japan:72 min | USA:80 min (R Rated)
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Language:
Color:
Aspect Ratio:
1.78 : 1 See more »
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Certification:
Australia:X18+ | Australia:R18+ (edited version) | Canada:R (Manitoba) (edited version) | Canada:18A (Nova Scotia) (edited version) | Canada:RX (Ontario) | Hong Kong:III | Japan:R-18 (censored) | New Zealand:R18 | UK:R18 | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:R (edited version: 2006) | USA:X (original rating) (original version)
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Trivia:
Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television.See more »
Quotes:
Wu Chow:It not my fault, I need more potassium!See more »
Movie Connections:

FAQ

Who is on the cover from left to right on the uncut version, and who is on the cover from left to right on the edited version?
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16 out of 19 people found the following review useful.
Porn, Film and Kidnapping, 9 October 2006
Author: tedg (tedg@filmsfolded.com) from Virginia Beach

I love film, I really do. It fascinates me to see, literally see what works.

Porn baffles me, because it is so popular. Oh, there's porn films from the 70s that really impress, some of them. And you'll often stumble across really intelligent films made by folks with clever ideas that could only get funded if there is panting and jizz in them.

But the modern stuff is just plain boring, visually and every other way. The only porn film I've seen in the modern era that impressed me was "Fashionistas" and that really did. It was actually a movie (a good one) and porn (S&M) where the two blended well. So I anticipated this with some rather high expectations.

And I was partly rewarded. The writing is very clever, with some great lines. One actor alone in this (Evan Stone) is good, but he is very good, on the level of the pros in theater films. With a little bit of attention, this could have been a good movie and maybe even a hit.

The blonds (all blonds!) all looked and acted the same, having gotten their boobs at the same store. Ho hum. Seen one saucersized aureole, you seen em all.

But here's the thing. Porn movies like this follow the model of movie musicals (based on stage musicals). That's where the story chugs along until hitting a tripwire. Then reality shifts and you enter a song, which may have some relationship to the story or not. But the main point is reality shifts. Then it shifts back and the people on the street stop being a chorus and again become passers by.

Same with porn like this. The story chugs along until it is time for sex. But this isn't sex between people. It isn't real sex at all, instead a sort of performance, a display put on for the audience like a song. The same sorts of limits apply, even the same time periods. There's a standard vocabulary: this and then this and then that. Only in this case, the sex has nothing much to do with the story; the story is presumably something to entertain you in between titillations.

Oh well. Give Even his due. He acts, and it even carries over to what he does with his member. I wish him well.

Ted's Evaluation -- 1 of 3: You can find something better to do with this part of your life.

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