Pirates (2005) (V)

User Rating:

7.6/10   

Director:

Joone

Writers:

Joone (story)
Max Massimo (writer)

Release Date:

September 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Adult | Adventure | Comedy

Plot:

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate...

Plot Keywords:

Gagged And Bound | Lesbian | Sex | Sex Comedy | Hardcore

Awards:

13 wins

Cast

Jesse Jane	...	Jules Steele
Carmen Luvana	...	Isabella
Janine Lindemulder	...	Serena (as Janine)
Devon	...	Madelyn
Teagan	...	Christina (as Teagan Presley)
Evan Stone	...	Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn	...	Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater	...	Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore	...	Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie	...	Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix	...	Marco
Nhan	...	Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd	...	Oxford
Brian Surewood	...	Gino
Harry Bali	...	Priest
Keyser Soze	...	Auctioneer
Mando M.	...	Incan Monk
Charmane Star	...	Wench #1
Trina Michaels	...	Wench #2
Austin Kincaid	...	Wench #3
Jolie Harris	...	Wench #4
Joshua	...	Old Sea Captain
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Malorie Christian	...	NonSex
Joseph T. Creep	...	NonSex
Captain Dagger	...	NonSex
Dimonico	...	NonSex (as Dave Dimonico)
Little Don	...	NonSex
Aaron G.	...	NonSex
Nicodemus Grimm	...	NonSex
David H.	...	NonSex
Julian	...	NonSex (as Julian)
Kitty	...	NonSex
Lexi Lamour	...	NonSex
Maisie	...	NonSex
Scott Nails	...	NonSex
Pyro	...	NonSex
William Q.	...	NonSex
Siren Red	...	NonSex (as Red Siren)
Ramblin' Rob	...	NonSex
Danika Sandberg	...	NonSex
Nick Satanas	...	NonSex (as Sir Nick Satanas)
Ted Shred	...	NonSex (as Ted Shred)
Dirk Snee	...	NonSex
Trevor	...	NonSex (as Trevor)
Kelli Tyler	...	NonSex
Halla Valentine	...	NonSex
Mistress Erzsebet	...	NonSex (uncredited)

Directed by
Joone

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Joone		story
Max Massimo		writer

Produced by
Joone	....	producer
Samantha Lewis	....	producer

Original Music by
Mr. Anderson
Steven Berlin
Christopher Hart
Skin Muzik

Cinematography by
Joone

Film Editing by
Joey Pulgadas

Art Direction by
Joone

Costume Design by
September		(as Ms. September)

Makeup Department
Abby Lyle	....	assistant makeup artist
Melanie	....	makeup artist
Red Velvet	....	makeup artist

Production Management
Brah Bones	....	production manager

Sound Department
Daniel Guerra	....	boom operator
Jack Sparehole	....	supervising sound editor

Visual Effects by
Joone	....	visual effects supervisor

Camera and Electrical Department
Guillermo Brown	....	video technician
Sasha Deepwood	....	assistant camera
Joone	....	still photographer

Editorial Department
Cody Bangs	....	post-production coordinator

Other crew
Adella O'Neal	....	publicist
Tim Shanks	....	director of operations

Production Companies

• Adam & Eve Productions
• Digital Playground

Distributors

• Digital Playground (2005) (worldwide) (DVD)
• MTI Home Video (2006) (USA) (DVD) (R-rated version)

Special Effects

• Digital Playground FX (visual effects)

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX (USA) (promotional title)
Piratas (Venezuela) [es]

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language.

Runtime:

129 min | USA:80 min (R Rated) | Japan:72 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

UK:18R | USA:R (edited version) | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:X (original rating) (original version)

Filming Locations:

California, USA

Company:

Adam & Eve Productions

Trivia:

The movie contains over 300 effects shots.

Quotes:

Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

Movie Connections:

Referenced in "11. time, Den: (#1.12)" (2007)

Good movie

Okay this adult flick was the BEST that i have ever seen. I'm a female and I loved it!! Its the only adult movie I have ever watched that was meant for both men and women. There's some good action for the guys, and some sexy men for the girls. And plenty of humor for the both of you!! The costumes are stunning...for a porn. It kind of plays off the Pirates of the Caribbean but don't worry its definitely not a cheesy remake of that movie. It has its own plot, which I found absolutely hilarious, the characters actually had personalities (not robots!) and the plot actually made some sense! It really raises the bar for other adult movies. I watched this with a whole group of friends and we all loved it, males and females both. Highly recommended.