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Overview

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Director:
Writers:
Joone (screen story)
Max Massimo (screenplay)
Contact:
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Release Date:
26 September 2005 (USA) See more »
Genre:
Plot:
Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate... See more » | Add synopsis »
Awards:
13 wins & 11 nominations See more »
User Reviews:
Can't wait for more like this.... See more (30 total) »

Cast

  (in credits order)

Jesse Jane ... Jules Steel

Carmen Luvana ... Isabella Valenzuela

Janine Lindemulder ... Serena

Devon ... Madelyn

Teagan Presley ... Christina

Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds

Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela

Austyn Moore ... Angelina

Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer

Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali ... Priest
Keethan Hawke ... Auctioneer (as Keyser Soze)
Mando M. ... Incan Monk
Charmane Star ... Wench #1

Trina Michaels ... Wench #2

Austin Kincaid ... Wench #3
Jolie Harris ... Wench #4
Joshua ... Old Sea Captain
Nick Satanas ... NonSex (as Sir Nick Satanas)
Ted Shred ... NonSex
Mistress Erzsebet ... NonSex
Tino ... NonSex
Ivan ... NonSex
Kelli Tyler ... NonSex
Roach ... NonSex
Joseph T. Creep ... NonSex
Halla Valentine ... NonSex
Danika Sandberg ... NonSex
Captain Dagger ... NonSex
Aaron G. ... NonSex
Malorie Christian ... NonSex
David H. ... NonSex
Red Siren ... NonSex
William Q. ... NonSex
Nicodemus Grimm ... NonSex
Little Don ... NonSex
Doc ... NonSex
Dirk Snee ... NonSex
Trevor Thompson ... NonSex (as Trevor)
Kitty ... NonSex
Maisie ... NonSex
James Richard ... NonSex
Cameron Lee ... NonSex
Pyro ... NonSex
Ramblin Rob ... NonSex
Joe Hopkins ... NonSex
Lexi Lamour ... NonSex
Dimonico ... NonSex (as Dave Dimonico)
Julian ... NonSex
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Josh Peter Come ... Nonsex

Scott Nails ... NonSex

Directed by
Joone 
 
Writing credits
Joone (screen story)

Max Massimo (screenplay)

Produced by
Joone .... producer
Samantha Lewis .... producer
 
Original Music by
Mr. Anderson 
Steven Berlin 
Christopher Hart 
Skin Muzik 
 
Cinematography by
Joone 
 
Film Editing by
Joey Pulgadas 
 
Art Direction by
Joone 
 
Costume Design by
September  (as Ms. September)
 
Makeup Department
Abby Lyle .... assistant makeup artist
Melanie .... makeup artist
Red Velvet .... makeup artist
 
Production Management
Brah Bones .... production manager
 
Sound Department
Daniel Guerra .... boom operator
Jack Sparehole .... supervising sound editor
 
Visual Effects by
Joone .... visual effects supervisor
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Guillermo Brown .... video technician
Robby D. .... camera operator: "a" camera
Sasha Deepwood .... camera operator: "b" camera
Joone .... still photographer
 
Editorial Department
Cody Bangs .... post-production coordinator
 
Other crew
Adella O'Neal .... publicist
Tim Shanks .... director of operations
 

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Additional Details

Also Known As:
"Pirates XXX" - USA (promotional title)
"Пираты" - Russia
"Пiрати" - Ukraine
"Kalóz kalandok" - Hungary (imdb display title)
"Piraci" - Poland (imdb display title)
"Piratas" - Brazil
"Piratas" - Venezuela
"Sexy peirates" - Greece (transliterated ISO-LATIN-1 title)
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MPAA:
Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language (edited version: 2006)
Runtime:
129 min | Japan:72 min | USA:80 min (R Rated)
Country:
Language:
Color:
Aspect Ratio:
1.78 : 1 See more »
Sound Mix:
Certification:
Australia:X18+ | Australia:R18+ (edited version) | Canada:R (Manitoba) (edited version) | Canada:18A (Nova Scotia) (edited version) | Canada:RX (Ontario) | Hong Kong:III | Japan:R-18 (censored) | New Zealand:R18 | UK:R18 | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:R (edited version: 2006) | USA:X (original rating) (original version)
Filming Locations:

Did You Know?

Trivia:
Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television.See more »
Quotes:
Capt. Edward Reynolds:I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!See more »
Movie Connections:
Referenced in Peep World (2010)See more »

FAQ

Who is on the cover from left to right on the uncut version, and who is on the cover from left to right on the edited version?
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20 out of 22 people found the following review useful.
Can't wait for more like this...., 27 June 2006
Author: jetcar

To call this film groundbreaking, for me, it must have very good scores in five areas: 1.Costumes/make-up 2. Sets/ambiance 3. Special effects / lighting 4. Sexual heat 5. Acting

Groundbreaking would have been for the director to provide his performers with acting lessons and on-set coaches. IMO that would have fused together the good costumes/sets/special effects/sexual interaction with that which most porn lacks--good acting. The budget was there, so to have a coach would have made it better for many of the actors who found themselves on unfamiliar ground, compared to other movies they've made.

Much better than any other so-called "ground breaking effort" by other film companies.

Janine did a great job, so did Ewan Stone. The Chinese guy was hilarious, although quite flat and wooden with his delivery. All the sex scenes were good.

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