Pirates (2005) (V)

Director:

Joone

Writers:

Joone (screen story)
Max Massimo (screenplay)

Release Date:

26 September 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Adult | Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy

Plot:

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate...

Plot Keywords:

Pirate | Female Nudity | Female Rear Nudity | Male Female Relationship | Cumshot

Awards:

13 wins & 10 nominations

Cast

Jesse Jane	...	Jules
Carmen Luvana	...	Isabella
Janine Lindemulder	...	Serena (as Janine)
Devon	...	Madelyn
Teagan	...	Christina (as Teagan Presley)
Evan Stone	...	Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn	...	Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater	...	Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore	...	Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie	...	Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix	...	Marco
Nhan	...	Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd	...	Oxford
Brian Surewood	...	Gino
Harry Bali	...	Priest

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX (USA) (promotional title)
Piratas (Venezuela) [es]
Piratas (Brazil) [pt]

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language.

Runtime:

129 min | Japan:72 min | USA:80 min (R Rated)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

UK:18R | USA:R (edited version) | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:X (original rating) (original version) | Australia:R (edited version) | Australia:X | Hong Kong:III | Japan:R-18 (censored)

Filming Locations:

California, USA

Company:

Adam & Eve Productions

Trivia:

Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television.

Quotes:

Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Den 11. time: (#1.12)" (2007)

Female friendly porn

While I agree with the comments of a previous poster who noted the lack of diversity among the women (who all look like they were molded in silicone after the original Barbie) I have to say that this movie really opened my eyes to the possibilities of porn for female viewers. Sure it still contains some of the more degrading shots found in every pornographic film...I mean, does it HAVE to be in the face every single time? And really, what IS the appeal to that anyways? But I digress. As I was saying, it has some definite female friendly viewing aspects, notably the fairly good acting of Evan Stone and a feasible (if somewhat familiar) plot. The costumes are lavish, there's enough foreplay on BOTH parts to be appealing to couples, and while men may get hot and bothered at Jesse Jane's tongue-twisting exploits (honestly, there were times when she scared me with that thing), Evan's sense of humor and comical scenes (and he's no slouch in the bedroom either) will bring just that extra bit of sexiness to get the women steamed as well.

An A+ in my book and an absolute have-to-have in any DVD collection.