Kianna:
Dude, I lost track 20 cards ago.
Micky Rosa:
Don't call me dude.
Ben Campbell:
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Ben Campbell:
[
in regards to Mickey Rosa inviting him to the Blackjack team] So why are you telling me?
Micky Rosa:
Well, let's just say a spot opened up on our roster.
Ben Campbell:
How?
Micky Rosa:
Jimmy got a job at Google.
Ben Campbell:
Jim... Jimmy got a job at Google?
Micky Rosa:
Yeah, it's catchy, I know.
Ben Campbell:
Well, if you're making so much money at this then why did he take it?
Micky Rosa:
Ben, I said Google, not Sizzler.
Cole Williams:
If I see you in here again, I will break your cheekbone with a small hammer. And then I will kill you.
Ben Campbell:
I'm not the same guy I was back in Boston.
Micky Rosa:
[
while Choi is stealing everything that isn't nailed down in the hotel room] *Hey!* You steal The Bible, you go to Hell. Those are the rules.
Choi:
Like I'm not going anyway.
Jill Taylor:
You know what I like most about Las Vegas? You can be whoever you want to be.
Jill Taylor:
[
in Foxx Strip Club] So do you want a private dance?
Ben Campbell:
How much?
Jill Taylor:
20 a song, 30 song minimum.
Ben Campbell:
I don't know. Sounds expensive.
[
they kiss]
Philosophical Gambler:
Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery.
Philosophical Gambler:
It's all what you do in the moment, baby.
Jill Taylor:
[
after opening the curtains in Ben's room] Nice undies!
Micky Rosa:
What's the count?
Choi:
Uh, plus nine?
Micky Rosa:
You're just saying that because Jill did.
Ben Campbell:
[
after Jill wakes him up when their plane arrives in Boston] I seem to be waking up to you a lot.
Jill Taylor:
Don't get used to it.
Micky Rosa:
The only thing worse than a loser is someone who won't admit he played badly.
Micky Rosa:
[
on why he needs Ben to be the second high roller] Because I don't trust the girls and Choi is... well, Choi.
Cole Williams:
Always account for variable change.
Ben Campbell:
I had a 1590 on my SAT, I got a 44 on my MCAT, and I have a 4.0 GPA from MIT. I thought I had my life mapped out, but then I remembered what my non linear equations professor once told me, always account for variable change... I let down my good friends, but as it turns out, they weren't too bad at simple math either. I scored the prettiest girl in school. I got beaten down by an old school Vegas thug who was having trouble accepting his retirement, but I worked out a deal with him that got him a nice pension... And I lied to my mother, but I confessed a lie and well, she still loved me... So my senior year of college I joined this team and I learned this new skill. I went to Vegas 17 times to use it. I made hundreds of thousands of dollars counting cards. And then I had it all stolen from me, twice... How's that for life experience professor? Did I dazzle you? Did I jump off the page?
Micky Rosa:
You are only ever as good to me as the money you make!
Miles Connoly:
I've got some good news, though. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
[
a man is being beaten brutally by Cole Williams and his partner, Terry]
Cole Williams:
You think you can beat the system? This *is* the system... beatin' you back!
[
Cole smacks the counter in the face]
Cole Williams:
You wanna count cards, you do it in Atlantic City! Get him up.
Terry:
[
growling] Let's go. Get up! On your feet!
Cole Williams:
Count to five. Count to five!
Card Counter:
[
disillusioned] What?
Cole Williams:
Count to five so that you don't have brain damage, you can go home.
Terry:
Start with One.
Card Counter:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Cole Williams:
Good. Now... stop counting!
Choi:
Basic strategy says that you should hit that!
Choi:
[
laughing and taking a video while Ben is goofing off as a new persona in the mirror] No please, keep going, this video's priceless!
Ben Campbell:
Man, that sugar's sweet.
Micky Rosa:
[
to Ben about card counting] What were going to do is perfectly legal and they can't do a single thing about it.
[
very next scene: in a concrete room, bare bulb lights, a fist hits a guy who's strapped to a chair: he's bleeding/sweating]
Cole Williams:
You think you can beat the system?
[
shows guy his meaty fist]
Cole Williams:
This *is the system*....*beating you back*
[
beating Ben Campbell up and looking at his real ID]
Cole Williams:
*Oh*....you go to MIT. So you understand all this. You're a smart boy, eh?
Terry:
[
cackles mean and tough with Cole] Smart boy.
Cole Williams:
Tell me something....does Professor Rosa still teach there?
Ben Campbell:
[
closes his eyes as Cole Williams throws a savage punch to his face]
Micky Rosa:
Choi, we just made a killing last night. So would you stop stealing 98¢ things and everything you can get your hands on from the maid's cart. It's very embarrassing!
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