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"The A-Team" The Taxicab Wars (1983)

Miler Crane: Nobody works my neigborhood unless I let them.
Thomas Hart: It's a free country.
Miler Crane: It's a free country except where my cabs run.

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Kathy - Cab Driver: [about Crane] He's got more ex cons in his garage than they've got at terminal island.

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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: I really love Tarzana, I used to bring my girlfriends here and watch chimneys on factories smoke. And now, I have returned with a secret identity. I don't know... quite what it is yet, but I'm sure it will thrill and amaze us all.
"Faceman": Oh, how I wish B.A. were here to shut you up.

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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: I feel a new identity coming on, I feel it! Yes, from the front seat of his cab, with his faithful companions, Hannibal, Faceman and Amy, he will lead this war against injustice.
"Faceman": I have a feeling I'm really gonna hate this one, Murdock.

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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: [narrating his own fantasy] People all over the city look to the roads in awe and ask: What is happening? The answer is simple, Captain Cab has returned to Tarzana.

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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Hi, I'm Doctor Vern, veterinarian and this is my talking dog, Socky.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: This is my talking fist. His name is Knock-out. Do you want to hear Knock-out speak?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: No.

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Deke Billings: Excuse me, this cab's out of service.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: No it isn't!
Deke Billings: Yes it is.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: No it isn't!
Deke Billings: Oh, you're a big one, aren't you?
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Even more to the point, I'm a mean one, sucker!
[picks Deke up and throws him clear over the car]

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Tina Lavelle: Where are you going?
"Faceman": Oh, there's a little trouble over on Century. I'll let you out if you want.
Tina Lavelle: And lose you? Not on your life, you big hunk.

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Cal Freeman: [Murdock has just done a sock puppet show] Are you sure he's okay? I mean, he doesn't seem quite normal.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: That sock is telling the truth.

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Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: He's got a cape and mask in here, Hannibal. This dude is gonna drive around in a taxi with a cape and mack on.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: B.A., I want that back!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No cowl, Murdock? You were gonna do Captain Cab without a cowl?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Hannibal, I wanted a cowl, I really did, I just couldn't figure out how to make it.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Ah.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: You shouldn't encourage him, Hannibal. He's getting worse. Now get out of here, Murdock! If I catch you a sheet around your neck again, or talking to your socks, I'm gonna split your personality, permanently!

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Amy: [On dispatch duty] Lonestar Two, how it going down there?
"Faceman": It's quiet out here. Too quiet... I always wanted to say that.

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