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"Seinfeld" The Andrea Doria (1996)

George Costanza: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.
Clarence: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.
George Costanza: I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships.
[Laughs]
George Costanza: The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?
[Laughs]
George Costanza: .
Clarence: [Defensively] We had to abandon ship.
George Costanza: Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
Clarence: The boat sank!
George Costanza: [Holding up Kramer's book] According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence.
[pause]
George Costanza: So, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?

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