Scully:
Mulder, you don't want me to sing. I can't carry a tune.
Mulder:
Doesn't matter, just sing anything.
Scully:
Jeremiah was a bullfrog... Was a good friend of mine... Never understood a single word he said... But I helped him drink his wine...
Mulder:
Chorus...
Scully:
Joy to the world... All the boys and girls... Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea... Joy to you and me...
Scully:
Mulder, we've got this conference, they're waiting.
Mulder:
Yeah. How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully.
Scully:
You want me to tell them that you're not going to make it to this year's teamwork seminar.
Mulder:
Yes. You see that? We don't need that conference. We have communication like that - unspoken. You know what I'm thinking.
Mulder:
I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone else who is already naked.
Scully:
Maybe if it starts raining sleeping bags, you might get lucky.
Agent Kinsley:
Last year, I had something of a personal revelation. We were doing an exercise called Team Builders where we were given two minutes to build a tower out of ordinary office furniture.
Stonecypher:
When I stood on Mike's shoulders and I put that electric pencil sharpener on top of the pile... we both knew we could never have done it alone.
Mulder:
[
whispering to Scully] Kill me now.
Scully:
I must remind you, this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents staying in the same motel room while on assignment.
Mulder:
Try any of that Tailhook crap on me Scully, and I'll kick your ass.
Stonecypher:
Have you ever been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?
Mulder:
No, unfortunately around this time of year I usually develop a severe hemorrhoidal condition.
Jeff Glaser:
If we become blinded by the beauty of nature we may fail to see its cruelty and violence.
Scully:
Walt Whitman?
Jeff Glaser:
No, "When Animals Attack." On the FOX Network.
Scully:
There has got to be a scientific explanation to this!
Mulder:
I don't wanna wrestle!
Scully:
[
chuckles] Come over here, I'm going to try to keep you warm.
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