Walter Skinner:
If I'm carrying Marilyn Monroe's purse, do you assume I slept with JFK?
Garry Shandling:
Do you dress on the right or the left?
Fox Mulder:
Wh... huh... what do you...
Garry Shandling:
Look, I play a character, I need to find his rudder, his center...
Fox Mulder:
I guess mostly to the left.
Garry Shandling:
Mostly?
Fox Mulder:
Most of the time.
Garry Shandling:
Wardrobe!
Wayne Federman:
It's actually... It's a writer-slash-producer.
Mulder:
Well, that's actually just a hindrance-slash-pain-in-the-neck.
Wayne Federman:
Just curious if she's more than your partner.
Mulder:
Enough, Wayne.
Wayne Federman:
Hey, whatever.
Scully:
Maybe faith is a type of insanity.
Chuck Burks:
Looks like your underground hero went from counterculture to counterfeiter.
Fox Mulder:
One more pun and I pull out my gun.
Cigarette Smoking Pontiff:
I'll offer you a deal. You give me the Lazarus bowl and I'll give you Scully.
Téa Leoni:
Mulder!
Garry Shandling:
How about this deal? You give me Scully, I don't smash the Lazarus bowl and shove the pieces where the Son of God don't shine you Cigarette-Smoking Mackerel Snapper.
Walter Skinner:
Agent Scully, if I am carrying Marilyn Monroe's purse, do you assume that I slept with JFK?
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