Mulder:
I can't believe you don't want butter on your popcorn. Uggh. It's un-American.
Dana Scully:
"Caddyshack", Mulder?
Mulder:
It's a classic American movie.
Dana Scully:
That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie.
Mulder:
Okay, when you invite me over to your place we can watch Steel Magnolias.
Dana Scully:
So, um... What's the occasion?
Mulder:
I don't know. Just felt like the thing to do. Cheers.
Dana Scully:
Cheers.
Mulder:
I don't know if you noticed but, um, I never made the world a happier place.
Dana Scully:
Well, I'm fairly happy. That's something. So what was your final wish, anyway?
Mulder:
Then there is the interesting way in which Mr Flanken died.
Dana Scully:
How's that?
Mulder:
Chronic morbid tumescence.
Dana Scully:
You don't mean what I think you mean?
Mulder:
SCHWING! On April 4, 1978, he was admitted to Gateway Memorial Hospital with an extreme priapic condition. Apparently, he was quite the specimen. They had to raise the doorframe in order to wheel him into his hospital room.
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