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"The X Files" Unusual Suspects (1997)

[the Lone Gunmen are in jail]
Frohike: You know, with that long, blond hair, you'll be the first one in here that gets traded for cigarettes. I'm gonna be laughing my ass off.

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Susanne Modeski: [to The Lone Gunmen] No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough.

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Byers: My name is John Fitzgerald Byers. I was born on November 22nd, 1963.
Det. Munch: Seriously?
Byers: I was named after JFK. Before the assassination, my parents were going to call me "Bertram."
Det. Munch: Lucky you.

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[to the Lone Gunmen]
Det. Munch: Here's a tip: aluminum foil. It makes a lovely hat and it blocks out the government's mind-control rays. It'll keep you guys out of trouble.

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Mulder: [to the Cigarette-Smoking Man] You murdered my father, you killed Scully's sister and if Scully dies I will kill you. I don't care who's father you are, I will put you down.

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Byers: [trying to explain some improbable events] That was the last we saw of him. Almost immediately the police got there. We panicked and hid. You know the rest
Det. Munch: Do I look like Geraldo to you? Don't lie to me like I'm Geraldo. I am not Geraldo!

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Susanne Modeski: No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough.

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