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23 out of 28 people found the following comment useful :- Lots of gore and vomit,but overall extremely dull., 9 June 2006 Author: HumanoidOfFlesh from Chyby, Poland
"Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" is often called the sickest horror film ever made.Such silly statements are not true.Anyone who have seen some Japanese vomit fetish movies like "Squirmfest" series will no doubt agree with me.The plot of "SVD" is pretty hard to follow:we meet bulimic teen-aged runaway stripper named Angela,who dances at a strip bar and sleeps with men for money.As her bulimia becomes worse,she slowly slips into dementia.The girl has a grotesque hallucinations about bloody murders of the other strippers.Being a fan of extreme cinema I was very disappointed with "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls".The film is not shocking nor disturbing.I was bored senseless whilst watching this crap.Admittedly some of the gore scenes are well-done,but the thin plot is just a mindless excuse to show rivers of vomit.The editing is strange,the sound effects are annoying and the nudity is highly unerotic.So if you want to see a proper and actually disturbing horror film check out "Broken"(2006) or "Neighborhood Watch".For gorehounds "Live Feed" or "Bone Sickness" will be perfect.4 out of 10.
20 out of 24 people found the following comment useful :- I Guess "Vomit-Gore" Just Ain't My Thing..., 9 June 2006 Author: EVOL666 from St. John's Abortion Clinic
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I don't know how to really rate/review this film other than to say that it pretty much sucks. I know most people would avoid something called SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS anyway, so those of you that have no interest can stop reading now...but there are a few of us ultra-sleaze fans that have to watch crap like this - like it or not - so for my fellow scumbags, this review's for you...SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS tells the VERY incoherent tale of a bulimic girl who is a stripper-turned-hooker, who (I think) makes some sort of unexplained pact with Satan - and there's a bunch of unexplained murders thrown in. That's all that I could gather from the extremely headache inducing narrative. The MAIN problem with this film is the "art-house" style that it's shot in. It's all strange editing and weird sound FX, and slowed down/sped-up/backwards audio that becomes annoying after the first 6 minutes. I kept hoping that it would turn into some sort of semi-coherent story or just an all-out gore film - but it never does. The rest of the film is taken up with a few gore scenes, some effective, some not - and of course a lot of vomit."Highlights" include an extended eyeball-stabbing/removal scene, an Asian chick that gets her face skinned off (this actually looked kinda cool...), a girl that gets her arm sawed off and then is handed a guitar (!?!), and a guy that gets the top of his head hacked off and then some fat bastard (whose character is never explained) eats his brain and pukes the remains back into his skull cavity numerous times. "Low-lights" include many long and tedious vomit scenes that are either nauseating (same fat guy puking into a cup with Guitar-Girl's severed arm and then drinking it and puking it up again....) , or are nothing different than any of us have witnessed/experienced after a long night of heavy drinking...I'd like to say that SVD is more than a "fetish" film...but really that's all it is...either that, or a very poor example of an art-house/experimental film. The whole film is WWWWAAAAAYYYYY too long, and could have been summed up more effectively in about 25 minutes - instead, its about 75 minutes. Even the gore scenes are ineffective because of the weird editing/jump-shots that make up the entire film. There's PLENTY of explicit nudity - but it's so absolutely un-erotic that I couldn't enjoy that aspect of it either.On a good note...the packaging of the DVD is some of the best I've seen - nice Special Edition-style fold-out "cardboard" case with sleeve, and includes a poster and a T-shirt (which will quickly become a wash rag for my car...) since I was one of the "lucky" few that pre-ordered this crap. Other than that - nothing outstanding about this one at all. The WORST part is, it's part one of an upcoming trilogy that I'm probably gonna be sick (stupid?) enough to check out.Anyway...I thought I'd warn the more brave souls out there that this one IS NOT worth the cash...wait til one of the "archival and transfer" services have this one on sale for cheap, or skip it all together. Those that REALLY dig the AUGUST UNDERGROUND films, fake-snuff, extremely "experimental" films etc...may like this one, but it's just not my thing...A VERY generous 3/10 - and that's only for a few "decent" gore scenes and some sleazy nudity...oh yeah...and the cool packaging..
16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful :- An awful upchuck epic., 9 May 2007 Author: BA_Harrison from Hampshire, England
The best thing about Lucifer Valentine's Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is its lurid title.Devoid of a coherent narrative and lacking technical merit of any sort, this 'movie' succeeded only in making me feel slightly queasy, thanks to endless shots of degenerate low-lifes making themselves puke. Since I've always found the sight of people yarfing up their lunch rather off-putting, that really is no great achievement.Valentine's cast are a skeezy bunch of strippers, whores and losers who prattle on to the camera about who-knows-what, only stopping in order to lose their lunch onto glass top coffee tables, into toilet bowls, and, in one scene, into a person's skull cavity (after they have had their cranium removed and their brains eaten). To a lover of extreme film-making, this might sound like an unmissable treat; but don't be fooled—it isn't.I am unsure as to whether this movie is supposed to be art, exploitation, or something else entirely, but the one thing I am sure about is that it is complete and utter rubbish. I guess the gore (which includes a prolonged scene of eyeball fondling) might've made the whole thing just about bearable, if the dodgy camera-work and bad editing hadn't made it so difficult to see what was happening.Add to the lousy visuals a headache-inducing cacophonous soundtrack, and the result is an incomprehensible mess that has found a small (and, judging by the comments on IMDb, mostly disappointed) audience only by appealing to their sense of morbid curiosity.
17 out of 26 people found the following comment useful :- May be the worst movie ever!, 16 September 2006 Author: ddhwc from Sweden
I am a BIG fan of gore, therefore I couldn't resist checking this movie out. I must admit, some of the gore was pretty good. Or at least it could've been if you could actually see something. Seems like they just pushed the record button on the camera and threw it around the room. And the sound effects were just... awful. Many of you will probably, just like me, be curious enough to see this for yourselves. And probably everyone of you will find it's a waste of time. Maybe if this movie was about 2 minutes, it would have been worth it.Most scenes are just some girls talking/moaning/mumbling etc. with weird industrial (horror?) sound effects in the background. This may very well be the worst movie I've ever seen (And I've seen a lot of bad movies). Guinea Pig is far better than this one, and that isn't a good movie either.Slaughtered Vomit Dolls should never have been released. It's so bad. The only disturbing thing about it was that it was so bad.-10 / 10.
8 out of 11 people found the following comment useful :- I like Slaughter, Vomit and Dolls, this is gonna rock!, 29 November 2007 Author: ElijahCSkuggs from Happy Land, who lives in a Gumdrop House on Lolly Pop Lane
Wrong! More like this is gonna suck sh!t! I was warned. Plenty of times. But I still had an urge to see Lucifer Valenfart's flick Slaughtering Dolls that Vomit, no, uh, Vomit Dolls Slaughtering. No, that's not right....Slaughtered Vomit Dolls! Yes! I mean, Noooooooo. Booooooo! This piece of crap is just a piece of sh!t. Mainly because it's so ridiculously boring. Anybody hear that track F@ck Frankie on Marilyn Manson's album Smells Like Children? Well if you did, that's almost the only sounding voice you hear. A deep sounding voice. Oh and the voice of the lead chick who likes to repeat she's a whore. She ain't lying. Besides not only being bored out of my mind, I was also pretty steamed...because how boring it all was. The scenes just lasted forever. And the movie felt very repetitive; from the shots of Angela lying on the bed, to her even taking her clothes off. "Oh, there she goes again getting naked and lying on the bed." Even puking onto a brain bored me. The only redeeming thing for me was a dude named Henry in this flick. The dude is seriously a barfing machine. But besides Barf-a-matic Henry, this sucked. For anyone that's curious about seeing this, don't waste your f@cking time.
11 out of 17 people found the following comment useful :- Terrible...not even worth laughing at., 15 September 2006 Author: The_Void from Beverley Hills, England
This resoundingly awful film is like spending an hour and ten minutes watching a bad music video. Much like the worst film ever made, The Blair Witch Project, silly-named director Lucifer Valentine attempts to use overly mobile camera angles to hide the fact that there's actually nothing going on in this film. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls plays out almost like a silent movie, as there is very little dialogue and the plot moves through just what we see on screen. But any thoughts of this being a credible art film are quickly vanquished when it turns out that all the film is, is a collection of scenes showing people vomiting blood. The plot has something to do with a young whore suffering from bulimia, but it's not analysed at all and while the film might think it's something like Roman Polanski's Repulsion, it certainly isn't. Apparently, this film was banned from a bunch of horror festivals for being too graphic (or something), but if I was choosing films for a horror festival, I'd have banned it for being too boring. Really, this film is a bad joke and I honestly don't see how anyone could find it disturbing. There's nothing left to say except don't waste your time…if you want to see an overly gory modern film, see Murder-Set-Pieces instead. Said film might not be great either, but it's Citizen Kane compared to this.
12 out of 19 people found the following comment useful :- repetitious and not very interesting, but plenty of convincing vomit gore, 23 June 2006 Author: CryFi from Lansingburgh, New York, USA
I won't bother trying to describe the movie or plot, since there wasn't a lot of the latter in evidence, and others have summarized some of the events amply already.I'm not really a fan of this type of movie. In some way I appreciate that people are exploring the extremes of gore, but when trying to be gross they often fail to be engrossing. I think a documentary about the people who make and/or enjoy watching these movies would be more interesting (and am thus looking forward to J.T. Petty's S&MAN).I can't say that there was a moment during the movie where I was shocked or scared or close to vomiting. There are some things that worked artistically in a way, like the intercutting between the video of the child and the other scenes at the beginning and end. The rippling water over a face was striking. I liked the music, though I couldn't identify it.I found the interviews by Digital Retribution and Inside the Meatgrinder with the director and also his message board comments following the Dreamin' Demon review to be more interesting. A few of the things he mentioned were that the making of the movie followed his viewing the porno movies of Max Hardcore as well as "Asian and Brazilian Scat and Vomit features" and the relationship he intended between events of the movie and events in the last days of Kurt Cobain. I had sort of guessed the former, but hadn't picked up on the latter at all.Perhaps surprisingly, a scene from the movie was cut by the director. He seems to indicate he was legally required to do so, though since it was not submitted to the MPAA for a rating, I'm not sure why.Those who really didn't like the movie might be afraid to hear that the director intends it to be the first part of a trilogy. Hopefully by further exploring the idea the director will find ways to draw the viewers in more, to make it more interesting or accessible while still being repulsive. Possibly the commentary tracks and other extras may be of interest, but I have not had the opportunity.
5 out of 6 people found the following comment useful :- This isn't even a movie. It's basically an experiment gone wrong., 3 June 2008 Author: tonymurphylee from USA
Have you seen the trailer to this film? Well, imagine that same thing only have it last 71 minutes long. That's basically what this film is. There's a lot of puking, guts, nudity, and satanic music, but none of it means anything. There is no substance, style, taste, originality, plot, acting, or script. I could make a movie just like this.1.) Buy and take the time to create a bunch of fake body parts and gross effects to have them at my disposal and then film my friends getting naked and pretending to do gross things with them.2.) I mix a few buckets of fake blood and guts, tell them to all get naked, make a lot of pea soup, splash them with the stuff and have them pretending to vomit the stuff out, and then turn the camera on, dim the lights, and start filming.3.) I cover them with fake blood and guts and hen tell them to tell them to get naked and pretend to puke them out. Then I turn the camera on again, dim the lights and film them doing that.4.) The I could make some industrial music and then run it through a computer mixer and have it play backwards and then record that on the soundtrack.5.) I rinse and repeat all three things and then take the footage and edit it all together and make it as disjointed and unplanned as possible.6.) Then, I take the footage, add credits and print it and BAM! I have made a film with the same amount of creativity and appeal.So that's it. The director, Lucifer Valentine, obviously had a lot of fun making this, but he neglected to make a movie. It's too bad because I could totally see him making something even crazier and more messed up and creative than this. If you like gore, well, you've seen better.
6 out of 8 people found the following comment useful :- The most incredible, insane movie ever made! NOT!, 20 June 2006 Author: TheOriginalDroogie from Australia
This movie is bad. It's boring, poorly done fake-snuff, features gratuitous real vomit and generally smells. Lucifer Valentine isn't a fresh, new upcoming director. This movie is the first in a trilogy of his "New Age Vomit Gore Horror Stories" which I'm sure will get worse and worse by movie.Slaughtered Vomit Dolls features a bulimic stripper who happens to be a runaway because she burnt down a church, who vomits blood and is possessed by the Devil's demons and speaks in a deep, Satanic voice for practically the whole movie. She starts hallucinating (probably from the vomiting) and sees the different works of the Lord of Darkness, which I'm sure Lucifer Valentine would appreciate me saying. The first execution is off a fat porno actress who get's her eyeballs cut out, then it's somebody who get's there arm cut off and is handed a guitar, then it's some guy who gets his brain eaten, then vomited back out, then eaten again, then vomited out and so forth. THIS MOVIE CONTAINS LOTS OF REAL VOMIT! and nearly made me puke at one scene (some guy vomits blood, he's name is Henry).The movie has no real story line, is all over the place and makes you nauseous due to the shitty camera-work (Irreversible beginning times 100)! I'm persuading you to not buy this for 35 dollars and just maybe rent it if you are curious but you, like me and many others, will be disappointed. If you want good extreme movies try Torched, Live Feed, Eat the Schoolgirl, Cannibal Holocaust, Wedding Trough.1 out of 10 (The one is for the relatively good gore!)
7 out of 10 people found the following comment useful :- Worst movie ever made, not disturbing or sick, BORING!!, 7 February 2007 Author: LoneWolfAndCub from Australia
What the hell was that mess I just watched??? Well, apparently it was meant to be the sickest, scariest, most disturbing thing ever made. Well, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is far from any of those, in fact, it was merely a pathetic attempt to shock using vomit-gore. And there wasn't even that much of it, it was mainly some random nudity and a girl talking about her feelings. It was poorly edited, it had no plot whatsoever, the music was appalling and for some reason the director slowed down the voices. That was just irritating.The gore was fairly well done with some sick effects (including a detailed face-stabbing/eye removal scene) but some were spoiled by ludicrous events. Eg. a girl gets her arm sawed off then she is handed a guitar (WTF????!!!!!????!!!). Really dumb and unintentionally funny. The vomit scenes were fairly nauseating but they were all just them sticking their hands down their throats.Please, don't waste your life on this movie, it was pointless and boring as *beep*. Just a pathetic attempt to be shocking.0/5.
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