[
from trailer]
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.
[
steps over "You are now leaving France" line in airport]
TV Announcer:
The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
What'd I tell you?
Kenji:
Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!
Italian Reporter:
[
after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?
Pepperidge:
No comment.
Italian Reporter:
Do you think they will recover the ring?
Pepperidge:
If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And your name?
Vicenzo:
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.
Vicenzo:
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone
Pepperidge:
Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[
holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?
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