Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might!
Moronic American student Rusty arranges a student exchange program for his closest friends and him to study in Romania for six months and meet his Internet girlfriend Draguta. He travels with potheads Pete and Wang, Pete's girlfriend Lia and her twin sister Danni, the naive and romantic Newmar and his dippy girlfriend Lynne, the nerd Brady and his sexually confused roommate Mike, and crook Cliff. His friends actually intend to party. While traveling by train to Razvan they learn that five hundred years ago the vampire Radu lost his beloved Stephania, whose spirit was trapped in a music box. Ever since, Radu has kept Stephania's body while seeking the music box to bring her back. One of Radu's minions has recently retrieved the music box but, mortally wounded by the vampire slayer Teodora Van Sloan, drops the object in a gypsy's basket. Newmar unwittingly buys the music box and gives it to Lynne...
Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Filmed and completed in November and December 2007, but not released until November 2009.
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Goofs
Factual errors:
At the end Draguta and Rusty have a baby who (a) is a hunchback and (b) has hair similar to Draguta's father's. But since Draguta's head has been transplanted onto one of the sisters' bodies, the baby should have no genetic material from Draguta's side of the family.
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Quotes
Rusty:
Here, look. Got something for ya. The Codex Eroticon. A classic. Written like 1000 years ago. Makes the Kama Sutra look like Martha Stewart's prison notes. Ooh! You know what else I got? It's erotic comic books that I've been working on in conjunction with my memoirs. Newmar:
[reading the cover]
"Uncensored and raw?" Rusty:
[reconsidering]
You know what? The book'll do ya. Newmar:
I don't know about this. Rusty:
TAKE the Codex Eroticon, please! There's a legend that surrounds this hallowed tome, Newmar. They say that the moves contained within are so powerful that you can literally blow a chick's mind, turning her into some kind of raging nympho.
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