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| Gemma Jones | ... | Helena Shebritch | |
| Pauline Collins | ... | Cristal | |
| Anthony Hopkins | ... | Alfie Shepridge | |
| Rupert Frazer | ... | Jogging Partner | |
| Kelly Harrison | ... | Personal Trainer | |
| Naomi Watts | ... | Sally Channing | |
| Josh Brolin | ... | Roy Channing | |
| Freida Pinto | ... | Dia | |
| Eleanor Gecks | ... | Rollerblading Friend | |
| Antonio Banderas | ... | Greg | |
| Fenella Woolgar | ... | Jane | |
| Ewen Bremner | ... | Henry Strangler | |
| Christian McKay | ... | Poker Friend | |
| Philip Glenister | ... | Poker Friend | |
| Jonathan Ryland | ... | Poker Friend | |
| Pearce Quigley | ... | Poker Friend | |
| Neil Jackson | ... | Alan | |
| Lynda Baron | ... | Alfie's Date | |
| Robert Portal | ... | Jewelry Shop Salesman | |
| Lucy Punch | ... | Charmaine | |
| Jim Piddock | ... | Peter Wicklow | |
| Roger Ashton-Griffiths | ... | Jonathan | |
| Anna Friel | ... | Iris | |
| Theo James | ... | Ray | |
| Christopher Fulford | ... | Ray's Friend | |
| Johnny Harris | ... | Ray's Friend | |
| Alex MacQueen | ... | Malcolm Dodds | |
| Anupam Kher | ... | Dia's Parents | |
| Meera Syal | ... | Dia's Parents | |
| Joanna David | ... | Alan's Parents | |
| Geoffrey Hutchings | ... | Alan's Parents | |
| Natalie Walter | ... | Alan's Sister | |
| Shaheen Khan | ... | Dia's Aunt | |
| Amanda Lawrence | ... | Medium | |
| Zak Orth | ... | Narrator (voice) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| David Orpheus | ... | Passerby (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Woody Allen | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Woody Allen | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Letty Aronson | .... | producer | |
| Nicky Kentish Barnes | .... | co-producer | |
| Mercedes Gamero | .... | associate producer | |
| Javier Méndez | .... | executive producer | |
| Helen Robin | .... | co-producer | |
| Jack Rollins | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Jaume Roures | .... | producer | |
| Stephen Tenenbaum | .... | producer | |
Cinematography by | |||
| Vilmos Zsigmond | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Alisa Lepselter | |||
Casting by | |||
| Patricia Kerrigan DiCerto | |||
| Gail Stevens | |||
| Juliet Taylor | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Jim Clay | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Dominic Masters | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| John Bush | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Beatrix Aruna Pasztor | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Francesco Alberico | .... | hair stylist | |
| Uxue Laguardia | .... | makeup artist | |
| Sharon Martin | .... | hair designer | |
| Sharon Martin | .... | makeup designer | |
| Sophie Slotover | .... | makeup artist | |
| Rachael Speke | .... | crowd hair/makeup artist: daily | |
Production Management | |||
| John Crampton | .... | unit manager | |
| John David Gunkle | .... | unit manager | |
| Tori Parry | .... | unit production manager | |
| Helen Robin | .... | unit production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Dan Channing-Williams | .... | third assistant director | |
| Ben Howarth | .... | first assistant director | |
| Olivia Lloyd | .... | second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Alan Bailey | .... | property master | |
| Stephen Conway | .... | dressing props | |
| Mike Cuddy | .... | prop storeman | |
| Paul Duff | .... | construction manager | |
| Veronica Falzon | .... | researcher | |
| Gill Farr | .... | production buyer | |
| Dave Fisher | .... | chargehand standby props | |
| Dean Fisher | .... | standby props | |
| Natasha Jones | .... | art department assistant | |
| Heather Pollington | .... | graphic designer | |
| Richard Selway | .... | standby art director | |
| Tim Timmington | .... | painter | |
Sound Department | |||
| Jorge Adrados | .... | second boom operator | |
| Ryan Collison | .... | foley engineer | |
| Lee Dichter | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Peter Glossop | .... | production sound mixer | |
| Matthew Haasch | .... | foley supervisor | |
| Alan MacFeely | .... | sound assistant | |
| Shaun Mills | .... | boom operator | |
| Jay Peck | .... | foley artist | |
| David Wahnon | .... | sound editor | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Stuart Brisdon | .... | special effects supervisor | |
| Graham Hills | .... | senior special effects technician | |
| Tez Palmer | .... | special effects technician (as Terry Palmer) | |
| Nigel Wilkinson | .... | special effects technician | |
Stunts | |||
| Lee Sheward | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| George Bird | .... | electrician | |
| Pete Cavaciuti | .... | camera operator: "a" camera | |
| Pete Cavaciuti | .... | steadicam operator | |
| Kevin Edland | .... | best boy | |
| Keith Hamshere | .... | still photographer | |
| John Higgins | .... | gaffer | |
| Sacha Jones | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Wayne Leach | .... | rigging gaffer | |
| Susan MacDonald | .... | camera trainee | |
| Genki McClure | .... | electrician | |
| Danny McGee | .... | practical electrician | |
| Sol Saihati | .... | lighting technician: dailies | |
| Alex Stevenson | .... | electrician | |
Casting Department | |||
| Colin Jones | .... | casting associate | |
| Toby Spigel | .... | casting assistant | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Caroline Hickman | .... | costume assistant | |
| Rachel Lilley | .... | costume trainee | |
| Katie Nolff | .... | costume production assistant | |
| Kevin Pratten | .... | principal dresser | |
| Clare Spragge | .... | costume supervisor | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Kate Rose Itzkowitz | .... | assistant editor | |
| Morgan Neville | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Mark Wright | .... | negative cutter | |
| Simon Harris | .... | assistant editor (london) (uncredited) | |
Music Department | |||
| Stefan Karrer | .... | soundtrack album producer | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Paul Howitt | .... | facilities driver | |
| Lee Isgar | .... | driver: Naomi Watts | |
| Piotr Walczak | .... | transport facilities manager | |
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The goofy comedian has always been a pessimist. True love has never existed in his films and his couples rarely find happiness together. Despite of this, his films has never been as scary as this.
What started as comedic twists and a taste of the bittersweet life has slowly evolved into a harsh, but tragically honest depiction of life. With You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger the evolution seems to have been perfected.
The goofiness is basically gone and what's left plays like a drama with darkly humorous undertones. But it might just as well play as an horror film. Tragic, raw and beautiful. It's not his best, god knows he has done a lot of great work, but it's by far his most "pure" work to date.
Is delusions the only plays you can find happiness? Is the ideas of love and friendship simply a charade we hide behind? Do we simply get bored of each other? You know there's at least some truth here, but though I'm not ready to accept it all the very thought of it gives me chills.
Conveyed with such fabulous performances, particularly from Gemma Jones, and as is often the case with Allen, one heck of a script, Allen creates the perfect atmosphere. To put it in the simplest way possible - this is pretty close to being the perfect feel bad movie.