Wild Cherry (2009)
College Student: I was so damn scared, I put my condom on before I took off my pants.
Katlyn Chase: Look, everyone's first time sucks. That's why, the next party I go to, I'm finding the hottest, drunkest guy I can and just gettin' it over with.
Helen McNicol: I'm leaving. Bye. Thank you for another painful childhood memory.
Brad 'Skeets' Skeetowski: Gentlemen, we have earned a right of passage. The BUCCANEER BANG BOOK. Between these covers lay our virgins, and we know what to do with them, yes?
Trish Van Doren: Guess what?
Katlyn Chase: You stuck M&M's up your nose and now you need help getting them out?
Stanford Prescott: [about talking to girls] W-w-what're we supposed to say, though?
Handsome Pete: Sensitive crap. Stuff from the heart.
Helen McNicol: You know, if it weren't for you two, I would have had sex by now and Stan and I would be happy, but no.
Katlyn Chase: Stop blaming us, okay? If you really wanted to have sex that bad, you would've. It's not dependent on what we say. It's your choice.