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"The Office" Business Ethics (2008)

Jim Halpert: Hey Andy, by any chance did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?
Andy Bernard: No, I didn't. Is it any good?
Jim Halpert: Actually not. It was really so-so.
Dwight Schrute: Okay...
[Jim threatens with the stopwatch]
Jim Halpert: I mean like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know like Klingons and Wookiees and all of that...
[Dwight turns to respond, but Jim shows the stopwatch again]
Jim Halpert: I'm sorry, Dwight, did you want to say something?
Andy Bernard: Was that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica?
Jim Halpert: You know it's weird, it's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
Andy Bernard: Really? Huh... that's cool.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, and the story is kinda bland. It's about this guy, Dumbledore Calrissian, who's got to take The Ring back to Mordor.
Andy Bernard: Really? That doesn't sound right.

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Holly Flax: Can anyone thing of examples of things that are over the line time wasters?
Stanley Hudson: This meeting.

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Oscar Martinez: Once in a while I'll take a long lunch.
Michael Scott: A siesta.
Dwight Schrute: Time thief! Time thief! Fire him!
Jim Halpert: Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Dwight Schrute: Never!
Michael Scott: You are a thief of joy.

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