The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.
Michael Bryce: My job is to keep you out of harm's way.
Darius Kinkaid: Shit, motherfucker. I am... harm's way.
Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
Michael Bryce: That's not really how that expression works.
Darius Kinkaid: That's the beauty of that motherfucker. Life.
Michael Bryce: Yeah, well... life, I mean, life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
Darius Kinkaid: I will bust a cap in your ass.
Michael Bryce: Have you ever said "please"?
Darius Kinkaid: Please, motherfucker!
Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?
Michael Bryce: You've got a speck of blood on your... everywhere.
Michael Bryce: You won't last one hour without me.
Darius Kinkaid: Fuck you!
Michael Bryce: Eat my ass!
Darius Kinkaid: That's what she said.
Darius Kinkaid: You're going to pardon an innocent woman? That's mighty fucking white of you.
Garrett: I can assure you, we are more than prepared for any assault.
Darius Kinkaid: [headbutts Garret] Prepared for that assault, motherfucker?
Darius Kinkaid: How do I look?
Michael Bryce: You got a little speck of blood on your... everywhere.