Natalie: Stop spending your allowance on birth control and invest in some estrogen pills, okay?
Pauline: What do you think boys see in all these overly made-up cum dumpsters?
Pauline: I'm ready to lose my virginity. It's a common misconception that having intercourse during menstruation is unhealthy. When I lose my virginity, I want to be on my period.
Phyllis: I have tried and tried and it is impossible to love her!
Pauline: Solely based on the definition, I don't know a teenager that doesn't profile as a sociopath.
Natalie: Do you purposely leave your house looking like a raging lesbian? You do have the body of a 10-year-old boy.
Pauline: That's a highly unfortunate opinion, especially considering your vagina looks like a diseased axe wound.
Natalie: That's vile.
Pauline: I actually get afraid that I might get a yeast infection just being in the same room with that thing.
Natalie: Look, I spoke with Adam. And I gotta hand it to you, from the sounds of it he's freakier than I imagined, so I dumped him. He's all yours.
Pauline: Forgive my vulgarity, but Adam licks pussy like a dog drinks water. I'm not interested.
Natalie: Suit yourself. You mind if I leave you with some advice?
Pauline: Make it quick. I gotta take a shit.
Natalie: You're disgusting. Stop spending your allowance on birth control and invest in some estrogen pills, 'kay?