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Ted 2 (2015)

R | | Comedy | 26 June 2015 (USA)
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Storyline

Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government and he loses all his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted's quest has all the odds against him. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com)

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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26 June 2015 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

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Box Office

Budget:

$68,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$33,507,870, 28 June 2015, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$81,476,385

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$215,863,606
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2.39 : 1
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Trivia

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Goofs

Sam asks, "Who's Gollum?" because she's "pop culture illiterate". However, Sam knows F. Scott Fitzgerald, so she should be well-read enough to know who Gollum is from the book version of Lord of the Rings. See more »

Quotes

[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
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Female Nurse: Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
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Crazy Credits

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References The Tick (2001) See more »

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Performed by Ray Charles
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#Sh*tHappens
13 February 2016 | by See all my reviews

Wow, well that was truly disappointing. First of all I want to mention that I have watched the extended cut which adds around 10 minutes more of tediousness (no pun intended), and I honestly would have picked the shorter version had I known how bad and boring this movie is.

To be honest, one could tell that the ride is not going to be a fun one after having to endure the opening credits dance sequence which is strikingly reminiscent of that of the Family Guy, only it is almost 3 minutes long. Clocking at around two hours, the extended Ted 2 is full of exhausting moralizing cliché talks about how the legal system is supposed to treat everyone equally, "protagonists going somewhere" montages (and some other montages, like "protagonists prepare for a court hearing"), unmemorable dialogues, unfunny pot jokes, more unfunny jokes unrelated to pot (an added bonus is Mark Wahlberg covered in fake semen. At least I think that it's fake. Maybe.) and occasionally, about once in 40 minutes, gags that actually provoke some laughter. And those gags are not nearly hilarious enough to justify sitting through all the monotony in between.

I truly liked the first Ted. I found "A million ways to die in the west" to be inferior, but still enjoyable. This one, however, dropped the bar so low you can see the rock bottom from here, gotta hope that the trend with Seth Macfarlane's movies' quality turns around. The last line of Ted 2 is "hashtag Sh*t Happens". That is quite ironic, as it is a fairly accurate description of this movie's creation.


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