Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Poster

Jeff Goldblum: Grandmaster



  • Grandmaster : [from trailer]  It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...

    [the Hulk bursts through the stadium door] 

    Thor : YES!

    [everyone in the stadium looks confused] 

    Thor : Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!

  • Grandmaster : I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.

  • Grandmaster : Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg, wherever you came from...

    Thor : ASGARD!

    Grandmaster : Any contender who defeats my champion, they earn their freedom to leave.

    Thor : Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

  • [Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena] 

    Grandmaster : ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...

    [Hulk enters the arena, roars] 

    Loki : [to himself]  I have to get off this planet.

    Grandmaster : [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away]  Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.

    Hulk : HULK! HULK! HULK!

    Thor : [to the Grandmaster]  Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!

    Thor : [to Hulk]  Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!

    [Hulk glances at Loki] 

    Thor : Hey, Loki! Look who it is!

    [Loki is horrorstruck] 

  • Grandmaster : I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.

    Topaz : Trash.

    Grandmaster : No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!

  • Grandmaster : Time works real different around these parts. On any other world I would be millions of years old but here on Sakaar...

    [leers at Loki, unnerving him] 

  • Grandmaster : Slaves is such a harsh word, I prefer "prisoners with benefits."

  • Grandmaster : What have you brought today? Tell me.

    Valkyrie : A contender.

  • Grandmaster : Carlo, I spare you. I spare you from life.

    [melts Carlo] 

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