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The Disaster Artist (2017) Poster

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[from trailer]

Sandy Schklair: Action!

[Wiseau enters the scene]

Tommy Wiseau: I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit! I did not hit her. I did not.

[throws water bottle on the ground]

Tommy Wiseau: Oh, hi Mark.

[pause, then the crew applauds before Greg hugs Wiseau]

[from trailer]

Greg SesteroSandy Schklair: I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.

[from trailer]

Sandy Schklair: Action!

[Wiseau enters the scene. He pauses, forgetting his lines again]

Tommy Wiseau: What is line?

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[from trailer]

Sandy Schklair: Take 67, Action!

[Wiseau enters the scene]

Tommy Wiseau: I hit her!

Sandy Schklair: No! Do you want to change the line?

Greg Sestero: You're doing great, man. We'll get there!

[from trailer]

Sandy Schklair: Ready, and, Action!

[Wiseau opens the rooftop door and steps into the scene. He pauses for several seconds]

Tommy Wiseau: What line? What is the line?

Sandy Schklair: I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.

Tommy Wiseau: Okay.

[Wiseau returns to the rooftop exit]

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Greg Sestero: Tommy, dude, this really isn't necessary.

Tommy Wiseau: No, no! Very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this picture.

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[from trailer]

Sandy Schklair: Why is he having sex with her bellybutton? He knows where her vagina is, right?

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