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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Toilet Paper Man
Jack Depp ...
Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)


Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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A Movie for Kids from the Director of 'Clerks' and 'Tusk.' See more »

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

2 September 2016 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Nu Sinh Bat Ma  »

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Box Office


$5,000,000 (estimated)

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Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Did You Know?


Kevin Smith has said that Harley Morenstein will star in Moose Jaws. See more »


Miss Maurice said that Andronic Arcane was a teacher at the "Universite of Lachute" in Quebec, Lachute is a small village and never had a university. See more »


Colleen McKenzie: Im not even suppose to be here today!
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Crazy Credits

An excerpt of a podcast with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier can be heard at the end of the credits. See more »


References Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) See more »


I'm The Man #1
Performed by Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith and Christopher Drake
© 2016 Rhino
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Great potential, wasted
4 March 2017 | by (Romania) – See all my reviews

It started with a great song, has some charming girls as the protagonists and a ton of celebrity actors that came in to bring their support. Some of the jokes are hilarious and the setup was awesome.

Imagine this movie starring the Depp and Smith daughters, with their families in tow: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, Jack Depp, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, with support from the likes of Haley Joel Osment, Justin Long, Austin Butler. Stan Lee is in this movie! And it's a Canadian parody with Yoga hosers chicks fighting devil worshipers and Nazis "the Yoga way". Wow!

And now jump to the film itself which, with this much going for it, barely scratched the average. After the first 30 minutes I was thinking up funny ways of congratulating Kevin Smith for this funny and imaginative movie. After that, though, it all went downhill.

I guess the biggest quarrel with the thing is its inconsistency, jumping from great fun to silly and to plain bad and back again in a matter of seconds. Kevin, I love you, but you need to think your scripts through, man!

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