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The Night Watchmen (2017)

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.

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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. Written by The Night Watchmen

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Enjoyable if slightly flawed vampire comedy
10 August 2017 | by (Los Angeles, Ca) – See all my reviews

Stuck working on the night shift, a group of inept morgue workers finds themselves overrun by a group of vampire clowns shipped to the location from an overseas accident and begun feeding on the staff, forcing them to band together to save the city from the vampire threat.

This was quite the entertaining vampire-based horror/comedy. One of the more engaging pieces is the fact that this one really plays nicely with the rather silly concept in providing some great comedy throughout here. The fact that the main group here is such a fantastically lazy group that's far more concerned with watching porn on the job than enforcing the rules or just looking for the easy way out of the job makes them a likable bunch and that gives this a nice comedic bent as their failure to accurately perform the job gives this the kind of great base to string the later jokes and gags off of. The idea of every vampire unleashing their bowels at once upon their death is a fantastic gag, and the hilarity of their attempts to determine what will work on the creatures once they've got one trapped and put him down show the type of humor present here playing off the kind of concept this one really runs with. Even the final manner of how they defeat the creatures comes from the concept of the joke and is where this one really scores a lot of its laughs. Once it gets away from the comedy, there's a lot to really like here as this one features some great action scenes that feature the group dealing with the staff members that have been turned, from the opening ambush of the personnel as they get attacked throughout the offices while the whole affair is shown on the security cameras, the frantic battles in the loading dock and up in the break room with the creatures and the utterly frenetic confrontations with the original killer clown vampires which really enhances the action as the multitude of clowns continually coming out of the darkness which is quite a nice visual and altogether manages to enhance the action. Coupled with the great makeup effects on the vampire creatures and plenty of graphic bloodletting in the brutal kills, these here manage to overcome the minor flaws with this one.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Nudity and drug use.


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