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The Night Watchmen (2017)

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.

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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. Written by The Night Watchmen

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Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

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If you like RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, this is right up your alley!
14 March 2017 | by (New York City) – See all my reviews

This film is a LOT of fun with some great gags, throwaway lines and terrific acting, script and direction. The crew knows EXACTLY what they are going for and they deliver in spades. Highly recommended and a LOT of fun!

The cast really engages in the film and it looks like everyone is having a lot of fun. It reminded me of RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD in that the set up begins with the characters, which is a key to its success. And then it just builds and builds and it's hoot to see all that happens.


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