The Cinema Snob has always been a hopeless romantic, in that he always runs into romantic movies that are hopeless. In this review, he looks at Ghosts Can't Do It, which may be the Nukie of romantic comedies. But Bo Derek is in it, so it's gotta be a 10 - a negative 10, that is.
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We'll get to the badness of this movie in a bit, but first things first, the title confuses the shit out of me. This is a 1989 movie called "Ghosts Can't Do It" when two years prior in 1987, it was already proven that "Ghosts *Can* Do It" and I take that one more seriously. The "Can" is in all capital letters. Now how am I supposed to know whether ghosts can fornicate or not? Well, whether they can or can't, a ghost could sure as shit make a movie better than "Ghosts Can't Do It". ...