Get Out (I) (2017)
Rod Williams: I mean, I told you not to go in that house. I mean...
Chris Washington: How you find me?
Rod Williams: I'm TS-motherfuckin'-A. We handle shit. That's what we do. Consider this situation fuckin' handled.
Rod Williams: Man, I told you not to go in that house.
Dean Armitage: If I could, I would have voted for Obama for a third term.
Missy Armitage: [to Chris] Now you're in the sunken place.
Shrink: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Chris Washington: [about the housekeeper] This bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy.
Rod Williams: [to Detective Latoya and two other detectives] Then he sent me some weird pictures. I'm like, "Ah man, that's Andre Hayworth." This dude's been missing for 6 months, right? So I do all my research, you know, 'cause as a TSA agent. You know, you guys are detectives. You know, I got the same training. We might know more than y'all sometimes, you know, 'cause we are dealing with some terrorist shit, so... but that's a totally different story. So look, I-I go do my... my detective work, right? And I start putting pieces together. And see, this is what I came up with. They're probably abducting black people, brainwashing them and making them slaves... or sex slaves. Not just regular slaves, but sex slaves and shit. See? I don't know if it's the hypnosis that's making 'em slaves or what not, but all I know is they already got two brothas we know and there could be a whole bunch of brothas they got already. What's the next move?
[after a few seconds, the three detectives look at each other and burst out hysterically in laughter]
Detective Latoya: Don't ever, ever say that I don't do nothing anymore.
Detective Latoya: Oh, white girls. They get you every time.
Jim Hudson: I want your eyes, man. I want those things you see through.
Rose Armitage: You know I can't give you the keys, babe.
Dean Armitage: You know what I say? I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go. I don't mean to get on my high horse, but I'm telling you, I do not like the deer. I'm sick of it; they're taking over. They're like rats. They're destroying the ecosystem. I see a dead deer on the side of the road and I think, "That's a start."
Rod Williams: [about Andre Hayworth] But Chris say he is acting real different.
Detective Latoya: Different how?
Rod Williams: [shows picture that Chris sent him] This dude is from Brooklyn, huh. He didn't dress like this.
Detective Latoya: I didn't used to dress like this.
Rod Williams: Plus, he is married to a white woman twice his age.
Detective Latoya: That would explain the clothes... All right.
Detective Latoya: Oh Lord, Rod Williams from TSA.
Chris Washington: I know she caught me off guard, right? But it's cool because... I'm cured. It worked!
Rod Williams: Bruh, how you not scared of this, man? Look, they could have made you do all types of stupid shit. They have you fuckin' barking like a dog, flying around like you a fuckin' pigeon looking ridiculous. Or... I don't know if you noticed, white people love making people sex slaves and shit.
Chris Washington: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are not a kinky sex family, dawg.
Rod Williams: Sex slave! Oh, shit! Chris, you gotta get the fuck outta there, man! You in some Eyes Wide Shut situation. *Leave*, motherfucker!
Chris Washington: How did you find me?
Rod Williams: [looks at him] I'm the T.S-motherfucking-A. We handle shit. That's what we do. Consider your situations, fuckin' handled.