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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)

PG | | Comedy, Family | 19 May 2017 (USA)
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A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.

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Mac Digby
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Mr. Beardo (as Christopher A. Coppola)
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Tall Farmer
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A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention. This family cross-country adventure turns into an experience the Heffleys will never forget. Written by Twentieth Century Fox

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A Wimp will rise

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Comedy | Family

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Rated PG for some rude humor | See all certifications »

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Dagbok för alla mina fans: Det långa loppet  »

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$22,000,000 (estimated)

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$7,126,084 (USA) (19 May 2017)

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$20,638,993 (USA) (14 July 2017)
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The song which the parents love from when they were dating is "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. See more »

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At the beginning of their unplugged road trip, Frank keeps turning the wheel even though he's not turning. He simply turns the wheel while going straight. See more »

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Manny Heffley: I'm texting.
Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg: What do you mean?
Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet.
Rodrick Heffley: What?
Susan Heffley: Just family time. The only connecting we're gonna do is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
Greg: You tricked us!
Greg: This is totally not cool.
Greg: Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
Rodrick Heffley: I'm not giving up my phone.
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Foggy Mental Breakdown
Written by Rick Krizman
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This movie needs to die a painful death
29 May 2017 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I don't know where to begin with this piece of crap. I hesitate to call this a movie or film. And for good reason. If Alicia Silverstone wants to get her career back, she can kiss that dream goodbye after starring in this thing. After seeing this and Rings this year, Tusk has some STIFF competition for worst film of the decade. I took a bathroom break in the middle of the film and I must say that me being in the bathroom for three minutes was the best part of the movie. And I RARELY say that about a movie. This movie is horrible from start to finish. The "jokes" were cringe-worthy to say the least and it just pandered to parents whose kids were always on their phones. They have a discount Markiplier in the film and a knock-off version of Cheetos. Yet later they reference Mad Max (yes they actually said Mad Max) and mentioned Charlize Theron. So they exist in this universe but Markiplier does not? There's a scene towards the end of the film in a shower that made Alfred Hitchcock turn over in his grave. This film is horrible and does not deserve to be watched by anybody. Watch the Ghost in the Shell remake or Get Out if you want to see a good movie. Hell, watch John Wick 2. Even that's better. And I'm giving this one a 1/10.


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