| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs: Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - Belles of the Balls: Carrie helps Aidan get along with Big; couples grow closer. |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - I Do. Oh, No, You Di-in't: Karen moves her wedding to Las Vegas, where Jennifer Lopez agrees to sing at the ceremony. |
| 1:00 AM | Frasier - Motor Skills: Frasier and Niles attend an automobile-repair class. |
| 1:30 AM | George Lopez - George Keeps Truant to Himself: George can't hide news that he left school when his professor drops by. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - Being Divorced Is Never Having to Say `I Do': Oscar's ex-wife announces her impending marriage. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - The Agreement: George suggests a prenuptial agreement for Lionel. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - The Entity: Kyle's unpopular cousin creates friction. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka: Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with ``Jesus and Pals.'' |
| 4:00 AM | Reno 911!: Officer Wiegel is on a 72-hour suicide watch. |
| 4:30 AM | Jury Duty: Jurors Traci Bingham, Jim J. Bullock, Michael Corbett. |
| 5:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Shocking paternity test results for return guests. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Cheaters take lie-detector tests. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: Men participate in a spelling bee and an obstacle course to win love. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A 15-year-old says she lives on the streets, uses drugs and prostitutes herself. |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A woman sues her former friend for the cost of a season pass to a water park. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A man accuses his ex-girlfriend of trashing his personal belongings after they broke up. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: Couples in court sue over unpaid cable bills, rent and loans. |
| 3:00 PM | All of Us - It Was Fun While It Lasted: Neesee visits a fertility clinic to research potential sperm donors. |
| 3:30 PM | What I Like About You - For Love or Money: Vince feels like less of a man when he learns that Holly makes more money than he does. |
| 4:00 PM | Reba - The King and I: Pregnant Cheyenne refuses to go to the prom. |
| 4:30 PM | Reba - Up a Treehouse Without a Paddle: When Brock breaks a promise a to build a treehouse for Jake, Reba decides to build it herself. |
| 5:00 PM | My Wife and Kids - Childcare Class: Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course. |
| 5:30 PM | According to Jim - Belaboring the Point: Jim advises Ryan on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting. |
| 6:00 PM | Friends - The One With Frank Jr.: Ross spots Isabella Rossellini; Phoebe tries to bond with her half brother. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Stain: Rachel wants to find her own apartment. |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Release the Dogs: Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Petarded: After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius. |
| 8:00 PM | WWE Friday Night SmackDown!: The WWE Board shocks Vickie Guerrero. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy - The Story on Page 1: Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances. |
| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - We Called It Mr. Pinky: Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love. |