| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Author Bing West. |
| 12:00 AM | South Park - More Crap: Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. |
| 12:30 AM | Lewis Black's Root of All Evil - NRA vs. PETA: Andy Kindler and Paul F. Tompkins debate over which is more evil, the NRA or PETA. |
| 1:00 AM | Futurama - Birdbot of Ice-Catraz: Bender transports hazardous cargo through a penguin refuge on Pluto. |
| 1:30 AM | Futurama - Insane in the Mainframe: Fry and Bender are sent to an asylum for robots after they are mistaken for bank robbers. |
| 2:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: John Oliver joins Jon to talk about the Russo-Georgia war; Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.). |
| 2:30 AM | The Colbert Report: Author Bing West. |
| 3:00 AM | Pulp Comics - VI : Jeffrey Ross. |
| 3:30 AM | Comedy Central Presents: Doug Stanhope. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | P90X: Tony Horton brings you the most extreme home fitness system ever! |
| 5:30 AM | Debt Elimination: Discussion of little known consumer debt solutions that are changing people's lives. |
| 6:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:30 AM | Celebrity Ab Secrets: Celebrity weight loss secrets revealed! |
| 7:00 AM | Is Colon Detox Hype?: Internal cleansing has swept across America. |
| 7:30 AM | P90X: Tony Horton brings you the most extreme home fitness system ever! |
| 8:00 AM | Weekend at Bernie's II: Two guys expose their dead boss's embezzlement. |
| 10:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: John Oliver joins Jon to talk about the Russo-Georgia war; Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.). |
| 10:30 AM | The Colbert Report: Author Bing West. |
| 11:00 AM | Live at Gotham: Featured comics include John Evans, Gina Brillion and Louis Katz. |
| 12:00 PM | Comedy Central Presents: Comic Mike Birbiglia. |
| 12:30 PM | MADtv: Word-association test; indigestion plagues presidential press conference; Craig Anton. |
| 1:00 PM | MADtv: Guest Brett Hit Man Hart attacks audience and cast members. |
| 2:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: John Oliver joins Jon to talk about the Russo-Georgia war; Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.). |
| 2:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Author Bing West. |
| 3:00 PM | Scrubs - My Way or the Highway: J.D. asks for Turk's support in advising a patient. |
| 3:30 PM | Scrubs - My Sacrificial Clam: Elliot's work schedule makes her question if she can devote time to a relationship with Sean. |
| 4:00 PM | MADtv: ``Menace II High Society''; ``Martin''; ``Happy News Network''; with Pharcyde; David Faustino. |
| 4:30 PM | Grilled: Two down-on-their-luck meat salesmen land in hot water when their ``foolproof'' scheme backfires. |
| 6:30 PM | RENO 911!: The deputies go undercover to bust a drug ring. |
| 7:00 PM | Scrubs - My Moment of Un-Truth: Unbeknown to Turk, Carla accepts a dinner date with Dr. Ramirez. |
| 7:30 PM | Scrubs - His Story II: J.D. is pushed aside for a new intern; Turk sends out wedding invitations. |
| 8:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: John Oliver joins Jon to talk about the Russo-Georgia war; Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.). |
| 8:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Author Bing West. |
| 9:00 PM | Futurama - Leela's Homeworld: The orphanarium where Leela grew up honors her for her success as a starship captain. |
| 9:30 PM | South Park - Follow That Egg!: When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. |
| 10:00 PM | The Gong Show With Dave Attell: Guest judges include Greg Giraldo, Andy Dick, and Dave Navarro. |
| 10:30 PM | Reality Bites Back - Hunting With the Stars: The contestants are paired with D-list celebrities. |
| 11:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Olympic report; Philip Pan. |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Jorge Ramos. |