Whatevers reviewed by Phelousby SpeedyEric | created - 16 Jun 2011 | updated - 2 weeks ago | Public
I don't like this movie. It doesn't look too friendly. That monster seems so fake. My nerves are gonna break. Phelous don't let me down. You need to be around. Grab that running one up, and blast that thing a new one. This movie looks shitty. Phelous, oh Phelous, bring on Mortal Komedy. Oh Phelous, oh Phelous, and some more horror movies. Oh Phelous, oh Phelous, I don't care 'bout how you sound. Oh Phelous, oh Phelous, what's your opinion about?
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1. Mac and Me (1988)
PG | 95 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
An alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.
Votes: 10,779 | Gross: $6.42M
"Fair enough" is in the #9 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list. The Japanese Cut was later reviewed.
2. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006 Video)
R | 92 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A group of teenagers in Colorado find themselves being stalked and killed one by one by a mysterious figure with a hook, exactly one year after they covered up a friend's accidental death.
A ZOMBIE FISHERMAN?!?!?!
3. Funny Games (2007)
R | 111 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
Two psychopathic young men take a family hostage in their cabin.
Votes: 85,009 | Gross: $1.29M
"Mmm, what you say? Mm, that you only meant well? Well, of course you did. Mmm, what you say? Mm, that it's all for the best? Of course it is. Mmm, what you say? Mm, that it's just what we need? And you decided this. What you say? Mmm, what did you say?"
4. The Ruins (2008)
R | 90 min | Horror
A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist, embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle where something evil lives among the ruins.
Votes: 66,808 | Gross: $17.43M
5. Silent Hill (2006)
R | 125 min | Horror
A woman, Rose, goes in search for her adopted daughter within the confines of a strange, desolate town called Silent Hill.
Votes: 204,994 | Gross: $46.98M
6. Troll (1986)
PG-13 | 82 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will transform him to human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives.
Votes: 8,660 | Gross: $5.45M
7. Troll 2 (1990)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.
"Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
8. Skinned Deep (2004)
R | 97 min | Comedy, Horror
A family vacation is turned into a nightmare when they are abducted by a family of deranged killers in this "Texas Chainsaw" style comedy sci-fi horror thriller romantic drama.
10. The Crawlers (1993)
R | 91 min | Horror
People from a small town are attacked by evil radioactive tree roots growing in the forest.
One of the Troll 3's.
11. Cabin Fever (2002)
R | 93 min | Horror
Five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
Votes: 70,848 | Gross: $21.16M
12. The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
R | 100 min | Horror, Mystery
A photographer's obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways imaginable.
Votes: 56,459 | Gross: $0.08M
BUCKFUTTALITY! "Buck futter!"
13. Day of the Dead (2008 Video)
R | 86 min | Action, Horror, Thriller
When a small Colorado town is overrun by the flesh hungry dead a small group of survivors try to escape in a last ditch effort to stay alive.
"I'm a vegetarian, by the way."
14. Resident Evil (2002)
R | 100 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
A special military unit fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer and hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures after a laboratory accident.
Votes: 234,875 | Gross: $40.12M
"HE'S INFECTED WITH THE T-VIRUS!!" (dramatic music cue)
15. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Alice wakes up in Racoon city hospital after the city has been overrun by zombies. Alice must now make it out of the city before a mucilage bomb is dropped on the city.
Votes: 177,503 | Gross: $51.20M
"I GOT A SHOTGUN."
16. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Survivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe travel across the Nevada desert, hoping to make it to Alaska. Alice joins the caravan and their fight against the evil Umbrella Corp.
Votes: 175,362 | Gross: $50.65M
"What? What is this?"
17. Feardotcom (2002)
R | 101 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller
A New York City detective investigates mysterious deaths occurring 48 hours after users log onto a site named feardotcom.
Votes: 19,034 | Gross: $13.21M
18. Santa's Slay (2005)
R | 78 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.
For Christmas 2009
19. Night of the Lepus (1972)
PG | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the south-west.
And he diiiiieeeees!
20. I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (2008)
Not Rated | 80 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror
A cricket team are dismissed by a moustachioed serial killer with a razor sharp cricket glove and an arsenal of sharpened stumps. One by one the killer exacts revenge for the torment he endured 20 years earlier.
21. Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005 Video)
Not Rated | 103 min | Horror
In 1968, in the Ravenside Military Hospital in a military facility in Pennsylvania, the army loses control of an experiment of a lethal bacteriologic weapon that changes the DNA and ... See full summary »
22. Automaton Transfusion (2006)
75 min | Horror
Three teens find themselves in a town over run with zombies. Deciding to fight back, they go on a punch you in the throat, action packed, non stop ride through the city, woods, and schools.
23. Pet Sematary II (1992)
R | 100 min | Fantasy, Horror
A teenage boy and his father move to his recently-deceased mother's hometown, where they encounter the ancient Native American cemetery with the power to raise the dead.
Votes: 17,924 | Gross: $17.09M
24. Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
R | 80 min | Horror
Both an homage to and a re-imagining of the original 1968 film, this update follows a group of survivors trapped in a farmhouse battling a siege of undead zombies....in 3D!
Votes: 3,273 | Gross: $0.22M
25. The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)
R | 87 min | Horror, Thriller
Deaths tells the story of an all-American guy who is murdered each day by horrifying pursuers, only to wake up in slightly different lives to experience the terror of being murdered again.
"Pardon my tits."
27. Quest for the Mighty Sword (1990)
PG-13 | 94 min | Fantasy, Adventure
Once upon a time a god gave a mighty sword to the king of Aquiles to bring justice to his people. Now he wants it back - but the king rather gives his life than the sword. Goddess Dehamira,... See full summary »
The other Troll 3.
28. Army of Darkness (1992)
R | 81 min | Comedy, Horror
A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.
Votes: 153,883 | Gross: $11.50M
For April Fool's 2010
29. Hostel (2005)
R | 94 min | Horror
Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.
Votes: 161,254 | Gross: $47.33M
I don't care.
32. Humans (2009)
90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A team of several researchers travel to the Swiss Alps to investigate a scientific discovery on human evolution.
33. The Reaping (2007)
R | 99 min | Horror, Thriller
A former Christian missionary, who specializes in debunking religious phenomena, investigates a small town which seems to be suffering from the 10 biblical plagues.
Votes: 40,991 | Gross: $25.12M
"You spin me right round, baby. Right round, like a record, baby. Right round, round, round."
34. Ghost Ship (2002)
R | 91 min | Horror
A salvage crew discovers a long-lost 1962 passenger ship floating lifeless in a remote region of the Bering Sea, and soon notices that its long-dead inhabitants may still be on board.
Votes: 88,808 | Gross: $30.11M
THEY'RE THE BEST!
Phelous saying "THEY'RE THE BEST" is in the #6 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list.
35. Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya (2004)
90 min | Horror
A couple purchases a house in the country only to find out a family was murdered. They uncover a curse which brings the dead back to life. It's "Dawn of the Dead" meets "28 Days Later".
Aka "Dawn of the Living Dead"
37. Turistas (2006)
R | 93 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A group of young backpackers' vacation turns sour when a bus accident leaves them marooned in a remote Brazilian rural area that holds an ominous secret.
Votes: 34,597 | Gross: $7.03M
38. .com for Murder (2002)
Unrated | 96 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
This high-tech, psychological thriller is set in the shadowy world of the Internet. Sondra Brummel is recovering from a skiing accident in her boyfriend's mansion, and accidently contacts a... See full summary »
39. Pulse (1988)
PG-13 | 95 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A visiting son tries to warn his father and stepmother that they are being menaced by a living and intelligent pulse of electricity that moves from house to house and terrorizes the residents therein.
Votes: 2,016 | Gross: $0.04M
"I know what I know, boy...but I'm not telling it!"
40. Octane (2003)
R | 91 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
While on a late night road trip home, a woman must save her rebellious teenage daughter who runs off with a bizarre group of blood-letting psychos.
41. Pulse (I) (2006)
PG-13 | 90 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
When their computer hacker friend accidentally channels a mysterious wireless signal, a group of co-eds rally to stop a terrifying evil from taking over the world.
Votes: 27,278 | Gross: $20.26M
The horror film about staticy internet ghost who are weakend by the color red.
42. Pulse 2: Afterlife (2008 Video)
R | 89 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi
After ghosts invade the human world through the Internet, a father must protect his daughter from the psychotic spirit of his ex-wife.
43. Pulse 3 (2008 Video)
R | 91 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A restless girl embarks on a journey back to a city populated by the dead in search of a mysterious internet lover.
"Who are you? What did you do?"
44. Pulse (2010 TV Movie)
53 min | Horror
A year earlier medical student Hannah Carter freaked out in the operating theatre when her doctor mother, a cancer patient,died. Now she is back to resume her studies amongst whispers of ... See full summary »
45. Fatal Pulse (1988)
90 min | Crime, Thriller, Horror
A girl is killed and raped minutes after fighting with her boyfriend (Jeff) and he left her. Jeff is the assistant of professor Caldwell at the university, and he wanted to return with his ... See full summary »
"You get the fuck outta here!"
46. Incubus (2006)
R | 84 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Stranded after a car accident, a medical school student and her friends try to find shelter - only to cross paths with a deranged killer.
Working title: "Pulse."
47. Silent Hill: Homecoming (2008 Video Game)
M | Action, Adventure, Horror