Notable Jason Statham Kills (Spoilers)

by Vaggeli | created - 18 Sep 2011 | updated - 18 Dec 2016 | Public

A bunch of famous (Or semi-famous) folks killed by the Stath.

1. Matt Schulze

Actor | The Fast and the Furious

Matt grew up in St. Louis and spent a good deal of time in the rough neighborhoods of East St. Louis. At age 16, he moved to Atlanta, where he studied guitar at the prestigious Atlanta Institute of Music. He moved back to St. Louis at age 17 and taught guitar for a year. He moved to Los Angeles in ...

You know him as: The alpha douche from The Fast and the Furious franchise

Notable films: Blade II, Fast Five.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: After being headscissored from the cab of a moving truck, through the front windshield and being run over by said truck.

2. Jason Flemyng

Actor | Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Jason Flemyng was born on September 25, 1966 in Putney, London, England as Jason Iain Flemyng. He is an actor and producer, known for Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003). He has been married to Elly ...

You know him as: A fairly prolific character actor who has appeared in many huge movies. Most recently he played comic book character Azazel in X-Men: First Class.

Notable films: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, From Hell, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Stardust, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, X-Men: First Class

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When the Stath jammed a gun barrel in his neck.

3. Ray Liotta

Actor | Goodfellas

Intense is the word for Ray Liotta. He specializes in psychopathic characters who hide behind a cultivated charm. Even in his nice-guy roles in Field of Dreams (1989) and Operation Dumbo Drop (1995), you get the impression that something is smoldering inside of him. Liotta maintains a steady stream...

You know him as: Henry Hill from Goodfellas of course!

Notable films: Goodfellas, Cop Land, Narc.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When Statham sliced his throat open in a sword fight.

4. Robert Knepper

Actor | Prison Break

Robert Knepper, the son of a veterinarian, was born in Fremont, Ohio, and was raised in Maumee (near Toledo). When he was growing up, his mother worked in the props department for the community theater, and because of her involvement, he became interested in acting. Robert began his career in ...

You know him as: White supremacist T-Bag in the show Prison Break.

Notable films: Prison Break

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When the Stath exploded a whole train carriage with only him in it.

5. Eric Roberts

Actor | Head Full of Honey

Roberts is an Academy Award nominee for his role in Runaway Train, and a three-time Golden Globe nominee for Runaway Train, Star 80, and King of the Gypsies.

In addition, Roberts received acclaim at the Sundance Film Festival for his role in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and It's My Party. He ...

You know him as: Another very prolific character actor, most recently seen in The Dark Knight and The Expendables

Notable films: Runaway Train, The Pope of Greenwich Village, The Dark Knight, The Expendables.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: While he was already dying a multiple gunshot wound related death, Statham decided to add insult to injury by caving his chest in with a Bowie knife.

6. Sam Riley

Actor | Control

Sam Riley was born on January 8, 1980 in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England. He is an actor, known for Control (2007), Maleficent (2014) and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016). He has been married to Alexandra Maria Lara since August 8, 2009. They have one child.

You know him as: The talented up and comer who played Ian Curtis in Control.

Notable films: Control, Franklyn, Brighton Rock.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: After he was double tapped in the chest. Statham then unwittingly stole his ham sandwich.

7. Donald Sutherland

Actor | The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

The towering presence of Canadian actor Donald Sutherland is often noticed, as are his legendary contributions to cinema. He has appeared in almost 200 different shows and films. He is also the father of renowned actor Kiefer Sutherland, among others.

Donald McNichol Sutherland was born in Saint ...

You know him as: One of the all time greatest actors, with a career spanning nearly 50 years. His roles include such classics as The Dirty Dozen, M*A*S*H*, Kelly's Heroes, The Eagle Has Landed, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, JFK and countless others.

Notable films: The Dirty Dozen, M*A*S*H*, Kelly's Heroes, The Eagle Has Landed, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, JFK and countless others.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When Statham shot him in the chest... defenceless in his wheelchair.

8. David Leitch

Actor | Deadpool 2

David Leitch is a billion dollar film director, actor, stuntman, writer, producer, stunt coordinator. He co-directed John Wick (2014) with Chad Stahelski, which he also served as producer. David directed Atomic Blonde (2017) starring Charlize Theron. David also directed the box office smash and ...

You know him as: The co-director of John Wick. The stunt/fight co-ordinator of just about every major action movie in the last 15 years.

Notable films: Where to even begin. Every major action film from The Matrix onwards involves him in come capacity or another.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: In an intense CQC fight inside a bus Statham JAMS a fire extinguisher pin into his cheek, THROWS him out of the bus (through the window mind you) face first into an on coming car. He was flying in mid air and his face made contact with an on coming car. HIS FACE!

9. Simon West

Director | Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Simon West was born in 1961 in Letchworth, Hertfordshire, England. He is a producer and director, known for Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001), The General's Daughter (1999) and Wild Card (2015).

You know him as: The director of the greatest movie of all time, Con Air. Also the director of the other greatest film of all time, The Expendables 2.

Notable films: Con FREAKIN Air! The Expendables FREAKIN 2!

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Statham drove a garbage truck into the back of his head.

10. Tony Goldwyn

Actor | Ghost

Actor, director, producer Tony Goldwyn is taking multi-tasking to a new level. While starring as President Fitzgerald Grant in Shonda Rhimes' hit series "Scandal," Goldwyn has other projects in the works as well. He recently took on the controversial figure Warren Jeffs, starring in the Lifetime ...

You know him as: The eyebrowless douchebag from Ghost

Notable films: Ghost, The Last Samurai, The Mechanic

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: When Statham t-boned and flipped his car with the aforementioned garbage truck. Despite the fact he was seconds away from death, Statham (Along with Ben Foster) emptied the full clips from their assault rifles INTO HIS FACE.

11. Ben Foster

Actor | Hell or High Water

Ben Foster was born October 29, 1980 in Boston, Massachusetts, to Gillian Kirwan and Steven Foster, restaurant owners. His younger brother is actor Jon Foster. His paternal grandparents were from Russian Jewish families that immigrated to Massachusetts (his grandfather became a prominent judge in ...

You know him as: A very well regarded method actor, who constantly alternates leading roles with supporting roles.

Notable films: 3:10 to Yuma, Hostage, The Mechanic, Contraband

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Via car bomb. Statham was busy commando rolling away from an explosion at the time.

12. Aidan Gillen

Actor | Game of Thrones

Aidan Gillen is an Irish actor. He is best known for portraying Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish in the HBO series Game of Thrones (2011), CIA operative Bill Wilson in The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Stuart Alan Jones in the Channel 4 series Queer as Folk (1999), John Boy in the RTÉ Television series ...

You know him as: Mayor Tommy Carcetti from The Wire, also as that sleazy bitch Littlefinger in Game of Thrones

Notable films: The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Dark Knight Rises

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: In the most one sided fight this side of Steven Seagal, Statham beats him within an inch of his life with a crowbar and then shoots him in the head.

13. Grant Bowler

Actor | Atlas Shrugged: Part I

Grant Bowler can be seen as the male lead, 'Nolan', in Syfy's Defiance, which returned for its second season, June 2014. Bowler in his recent hiatus shot four movies back-to-back including the psychological action film, "Swelter", alongside Jean Claude Van Damme & Alfred Molina, Sci-Fi thriller "...

You know him as: Objectivist douchebag Hank Rearden in Atlas Shrugged Part 1 (The fifth actor I've listed famous for playing douchebags). He was also in some crappy Aussie TV shows, I never bothered to watch.

Notable films: Killer Elite

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Although worthy of some Tony Goldwyn/Aiden Gillen level ownage, Ol' Stubblehead spiked his tea and left him out to die on a hill, therefore ensuring Atlas Shrugged Part 2 never gets made.

14. Lawrence Bender

Producer | Pulp Fiction

Lawrence Bender is a movie producer working in the entertainment industry for 20 years. He helped produce Hollywood films like Reservoir Dogs (1992), Good Will Hunting (1997), Inglourious Basterds (2009) and Django (2012). Lawrence won 6 Academy Awards with 29 nominations including 3 Best Picture ...

You know him as: One of the all time great producers; Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs. More of a creative than a typical bean counting producer. Any keen eyed viewer will spot him cameoing as a bar patron, or bartenders in the films he produces.

Notable films: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Duck Till Dawn, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Safe

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: He dies as a lowly henchman, in a sea of hundreds of others, shot to pieces in a hail of bullets, without the Stath even breaking a sweat.

15. Anson Mount

Actor | Crossroads

Anson is an American actor, born in Mount Prospect, IL and grew up in White Bluff, Tennessee. His mother is Nancy Smith, a former professional golfer. His father Anson Adams Mount II was one of the original contributing editors to Playboy magazine. Anson has an older brother Anson Adams III and a ...

You know him as: A prolific TV star, the headliner of Hell on Wheels.

Notable films: Safe

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Just as they're about to have a hand to hand fight, the little girl he just threatened shoots him in the knee. Annoyed, The Stath does what he does when he's annoyed at someone, he empties a gun clip INTO HIS FACE!

16. Scott Adkins

Actor | Boyka: Undisputed IV

Scott Edward Adkins was born on June 17, 1976 in Sutton Coldfield, England, into a family that for generations were butchers. Along with his elder brother Craig, he was raised by their parents, John and Janet (Sanders) Adkins, in a loving middle-class family. Scott attended Bishop Vesey's Grammar ...

You know him as: Easily the toughest bloke on this list. The greatest screen martial artist today. My personal choice to play the next Batman. Or more simply BOYKA! BOYKA! BOYKA! BOYKA!

Notable films: Undisputed II, Undisputed III, The Tournament, Expendables 2

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Notice a recurring theme with Statham having an easy time sending his opponents to hell? Well not so easy when your opponent is the man who single handedly made Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone duck for cover, AT THE SAME TIME! Having been beaten down, on his last leg, The Stath punches Adkins THROUGH a spinning helicopter rotor. Through it.

17. Daniel Bernhardt

Actor | Atomic Blonde

Daniel Bernhardt was born on the 31st August 1965 in Worblaufen, Bern in Switzerland. After finishing high school, he studied architectural design for four years and graduated in Bern. At the same time he opened a martial arts school with his brother. After completing his studies, Daniel moved to ...

You know him as: One of the original DTV martial artists, he took over the Bloodsport franchise from Jean-Claude Van Damme, later went on to become an Agent in The Matrix.

Notable films: Bloodsport II, III and IV, The Matrix Reloaded, Parker, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Meets his end at the hands of the Stath: Managing to give The Stath the beating of his life, greater than even the mighty Scott Adkins could, he survives being brained by a toilet lid only to be kicked off a very, very large building and fall to his death.”

18. Clifton Collins Jr.

Actor | Star Trek

An acting chameleon who can easily lose himself in the life of his film and television characters, Clifton Collins Jr. is a native Angeleno who grew up destined to become a part of the Latino entertainment industry. His great-grandparents on his mother's side were a Mexican trumpet player and ...

You know him as: Vegetarian Police!

Notable films: Star Trek '09, Crank High Voltage, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Parker, Traffic, The Last Castle, Capote, Pacific Rim.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: In a sequence straight from an 80's slasher flick, Stubblehead suddenly appears out of the darkness and stabs in the neck.

19. Michael Chiklis

Actor | The Shield

Michael Chiklis has been working professionally as an actor since he was thirteen. He started in the theater and after receiving his BFA in acting from Boston University's College Of Fine Arts, Michael moved to New York City where he continued acting on the stage until he got his big break playing ...

You know him as: Vic goddamn Mackey from The Shield, Marvel comics superhero The Thing.

Notable films: Fantastic Four, Eagle Eye, Spirited Away, Parker.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: Stath once again using a gun part as a stabbing instrument, then proceeds to systematically dismantle his limbs Steven Seagal style, then simply mecry killing him with a bullet to the head.

20. Sung Kang

Actor | Furious 6

Sung Kang was born on April 8, 1972 in Gainesville, Georgia, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Fast & Furious 6 (2013), The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) and Bullet to the Head (2012).

You know him as: Han from the Fast & Furious franchise

Notable films: Fast & Furious franchise, Bullet to the Head, Die Hard 4, WAR, Ninja Assassin

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: Well.... Statham freaken retroactively George Lucases himself into a movie he never starred in six years after the fact, T-bones the hell out of Kangs rice mobile and walks away from his exploding corpse while trash talking Vin Diesel.

21. Frank Grillo

Actor | The Grey

The oldest of three children, Frank Grillo was born in New York City, to an Italian-American family. He grew up in upstate New York, and got his first taste of acting in high school where he was in many plays. Frank was also a gifted athlete and his dream was to play sports professionally. Frank ...

You know him as: Surly plane crash survivor Diaz in The Grey, Joel Edgerton's trainer in Warror, and the beleaguered sergeant in End of Watch. Comic villain Crossbones in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

Notable films: Warrior, The Grey and End of Watch are all amazing films.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: In the most stereotypically 80's fight scene ever, set in the muddy rain outside the hero's house (Think Lethal Weapon, Universal Soldier, Timecop etc), when it gets to the inevitable, clichéd, moment where he brandishes a hidden knife (Think just about every action movie ever) Stath rolls him over in an arm bar and shanks the hell out of him.

22. Milo Ventimiglia

Actor | Heroes

Milo Ventimiglia is an American actor, director and producer.

Milo currently stars on the critically acclaimed drama series "This is Us." He has been nominated twice for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series (2017 & 2018) and a Critic's Choice Award for Best Actor in a Drama ...

You know him as: One of the heroes in Heroes. Robert Balboa, the son of Rocky. The amazingly named Rick Rape!

Notable films: Armored, Rocky Balboa, The Divide, Gamer, Heroes.

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: In the biggest mistake of his life, he tries to interrupt Statham's breakfast. Stath who is a bit hungover after losing $500k at the Blackjack table and downing several bottles of Vodka, was almost willing to let him go, almost. Instead he stabs him in the neck with the teaspoon from his coffee.

23. Sam Hazeldine

Actor | The Innocents

Sam Hazeldine was born on March 29, 1972 in Hammersmith, London, England. He is an actor, known for The Innocents (2018), The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016) and Peaky Blinders (2013).

You know him as: Here's the thing, much like me, you probably don't. But IMDbing the guy he's been an extremely prolific character actor, for nearly 20 years.

Notable films: The Raven, Peaky Blinders, Grimsby, The Monuments Men, The Huntsman: Winter's War

Meets his end at the hands of The Stath: So this guy grabs a small boat anchor and chain right, and he starts beating Stath up with it, but despite this stuff having to weigh a ton, Statham is COMPLETELY UNFAZED and being the manliest man that he is, he snatches the chain and anchor out of his hands and proceeds to wrap them around Hazeldine so tight, his left eye starts buldging out of his head. Not one to be mistaken as inhumane, Statham mercifully leaves him to die in an explosion.



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