Greatest movie titles. Ever.

by likeanangel | created - 26 Jul 2012 | updated - 14 Jul 2015 | Public

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1. Ninja Checkmate (1979)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Drama

Supposedly dead, embittered former official, The Ghost Face Killer has returned and seeking revenge on those martial arts masters than once opposed him - his name is infamous and his Five ... See full summary »

Director: Joseph Kuo | Stars: Jack Long, Yi-Min Li, Kuan-Wu Lung, Siu Tin Yuen

Votes: 435

Also known as The Mystery of ChessBoxing. How could you NOT want to see this movie?!

2. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)

Not Rated | 82 min | Horror

Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree.

Director: Ray Dennis Steckler | Stars: Ray Dennis Steckler, Brett O'Hara, Atlas King, Sharon Walsh

Votes: 4,463

3. I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I. (1982)

105 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

A pair of criminal brothers survive an airplane crash and discover a plot by aliens from outer space to conquer Earth by turning human beings in zombies. The FBI gets involved and wants the... See full summary »

Director: Marius Penczner | Stars: Larry Raspberry, John Gillick, James Raspberry, Richard Clodfelter

Votes: 157

4. Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008 Video)

Not Rated | 71 min | Comedy, Horror

A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action.

Directors: Jonathan Gorman, Thomas Edward Seymour | Stars: Debbie Rochon, Rachael Robbins, Thomas Edward Seymour, Sheri Lynn

Votes: 236

5. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

R | 75 min | Comedy, Horror

A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult.

Director: Fred Olen Ray | Stars: Gunnar Hansen, Linnea Quigley, John Henry Richardson, Dawn Wildsmith

Votes: 2,537

6. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)

PG-13 | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to ... See full summary »

Director: J.F. Lawton | Stars: Shannon Tweed, Bill Maher, Karen M. Waldron, Adrienne Barbeau

Votes: 2,293

7. Monsturd (2003 Video)

R | 81 min | Comedy, Horror

A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.

Directors: Rick Popko, Dan West | Stars: Paul Weiner, Beth West, Dan Burr, Dan West

Votes: 881

9. I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK (2006)

Not Rated | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

A girl who thinks she is a combat cyborg checks into a mental hospital, where she encounters other psychotics. Eventually, she falls for a man who thinks he can steal people's souls.

Director: Chan-wook Park | Stars: Soo-jung Lim, Rain, Seong-hun Cheon, Hee-jin Choi

Votes: 21,345

10. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)

R | 88 min | Comedy

66 Metascore

Seven stories are trying to answer the question: what is sex? Or maybe they are not trying.

Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Woody Allen, Gene Wilder, Louise Lasser, John Carradine

Votes: 35,884

11. Piranhaconda (2012 TV Movie)

TV-14 | 86 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Two piranha/anaconda hybrid creatures hunt down the scientist who stole their egg and a film crew; making a slasher film in the jungle.

Director: Jim Wynorski | Stars: Michael Madsen, Rachel Hunter, Rib Hillis, Terri Ivens

Votes: 3,044

12. The ABC's of Sex Education for Trainable Persons (1975)

20 min | Short, Documentary

This training film is meant for professionals who work with the mentally impaired, and is meant to teach them how to help their patients deal with sexual issues.

Director: Max Brecher | Stars: William Block, Beverly Camp, Richard Dix, Rick Fullerton

Votes: 163

13. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

G | 96 min | Family, Fantasy

When Santa's sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina.

Director: R. Winer | Stars: Jay Ripley, Shay Garner, Pat Morrell, Bob O'Connell

Votes: 1,078

14. The American Poop Movie (2006)

95 min | Comedy

After graduating college, things didn't quite work out the way Russ planned. Now he's back home, with miserable jobs, no girl, and little chance of the future he always dreamed of.

Director: Joe Kingsley | Stars: Kirsten Babich, Danielle Bolduc, Chris Brennan, Franco Buttarico

Votes: 717

15. Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (2010)

Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Thriller

A group of trannies are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them.

Director: Israel Luna | Stars: Krystal Summers, Kelexis Davenport, Willam Belli, Erica Andrews

Votes: 608

16. Mak Dau dong dong poon ngo sum (2012)

79 min | Animation, Comedy

The principal of the kindergarten put a lot of effort into teaching music to the kids because it was "free". The was of importance because the kindergarten was under the threat to be shut ... See full summary »

Director: Brian Tse | Stars: Anthony Chau-Sang Wong, Sandra Kwan Yue Ng

Votes: 221

17. Between Iraq and a Hard Place (2003 TV Movie)

50 min | Comedy, War

Satirical comedy examing the war on Terror.

Directors: Steve Connelly, Geraldine Dowd, Chris Fox, Sean Hardie, Paul Wheeler | Stars: Rory Bremner, John Bird, John Fortune, Doña Croll

Votes: 48

19. The Monster of Camp Sunshine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Nature (1964)

74 min | Comedy, Horror

A scientist carelessly dumps some toxic waste into a river. The gardener at a nudist camp drinks the water, turns into a monster and attacks all the (female) nudists.

Director: Ferenc Leroget | Stars: Harrison Pebbles, Deborah Spray, Sally Parfait, James Gatsby

Votes: 286

20. How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman (1971)

Not Rated | 84 min | Adventure, Comedy

In 1594 in Brazil, the Tupinambás Indians are friends of the French and their enemies are the Tupiniquins, friends of the Portuguese. A Frenchman (Arduíno Colassanti) is captured by the ... See full summary »

Director: Nelson Pereira dos Santos | Stars: Arduíno Colassanti, Ana Maria Magalhães, Eduardo Imbassahy Filho, Manfredo Colassanti

Votes: 882

21. Addicted to Fame (2012)

Not Rated | 89 min | Documentary, Biography, Comedy

36 Metascore

A documentary that goes behind the scenes of the movie 'Illegal Aliens', and a film-maker's journey from obscurity to moral blindness in the seductive glare of the media spotlight.

Director: David Giancola | Stars: Anna Nicole Smith, David Giancola, John James, Chyna

Votes: 209

22. Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre (2000)

R | 88 min | Comedy, Horror

In a grisly spectacle of carnage, an unknown number of severed body parts wash ashore at Sandy Hook. A jogger literally stumbled upon an upper torso that had washed ashore as she sprinted ... See full summary »

Director: Timothy Beckley | Stars: Timothy Beckley, Didi Delicious, Stephanie Hudson, Zane Ka

Votes: 75

23. Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead (2011)

Not Rated | 85 min | Comedy, Horror

Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, ... See full summary »

Director: Noboru Iguchi | Stars: Arisa Nakamura, Mayu Sugano, Asana Mamoru, Yûki

Votes: 1,747

24. Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad (1967)

Not Rated | 86 min | Comedy

A mother drops her son and husband off at a tropical vacation spot for a little rest and relaxation. The only problem is that the husband has been dead for quite some time, and his wife had... See full summary »

Directors: Richard Quine, Alexander Mackendrick | Stars: Rosalind Russell, Robert Morse, Barbara Harris, Hugh Griffith

Votes: 222

25. I Dismember Mama (1972)

R | 81 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

Albert tried to kill his rich snobby mother once. Then he was institutionalized. Now he's escaped. Albert is after his mother again. And he will torture and kill anything that lays in the ... See full summary »

Director: Paul Leder | Stars: Zooey Hall, Geri Reischl, Joanne Moore Jordan, Greg Mullavey

Votes: 316

Also known as I Dismember Mama

26. I'll Never Forget What's'isname (1967)

97 min | Comedy, Drama

The professional and romantic misadventures of an advertising executive in 1960s swinging London.

Director: Michael Winner | Stars: Oliver Reed, Orson Welles, Carol White, Harry Andrews

Votes: 827

27. The Most Fun I've Ever Had with My Pants On (2012)

Not Rated | 95 min | Drama

The Most Fun I've Ever Had With My Pants On follows two childhood girlfriends Andy and Liv who reunite to scatter Andy's dad's ashes from LA to Austin where Liv will audition for the role ... See full summary »

Director: Drew Denny | Stars: Drew Denny, Sarah Hagan

Votes: 87

28. When Women Had Tails (1970)

R | 105 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

A bunch of 7 orphan cavemen grow up on a little island all by themselves. After a fire burns all vegetation they set out to find a new place to live. Here, one day they trap a strange ... See full summary »

Director: Pasquale Festa Campanile | Stars: Senta Berger, Giuliano Gemma, Frank Wolff, Renzo Montagnani

Votes: 461

English title - When Women Had Tails

29. Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977)

R | 73 min | Comedy

A comedy comprised of short sexually suggestive skits.

Director: I. Robert Levy | Stars: Jeff Doucette, Vic Dunlop, Patrick Wright, Walter Olkewicz

Votes: 347

30. The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat (1987 TV Movie)

75 min | Drama, Musical

Opera singer and professor Dr P is examined both in a clinic and in his home, as he suffers from a degeneration of the occipital lobe that allows him to see details, but not wholes.

Director: Christopher Rawlence | Stars: Oliver Sacks, John Tighe, Emile Belcourt, Patricia Hooper

Votes: 30

31. It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)

85 min | Drama

A nameless young character goes into travels to the country, meeting some acquaintances and strangers as well, having banal conversations, dedicating his existence into daily mundane ... See full summary »

Director: Richard Linklater | Stars: Richard Linklater, James Goodwin, Dan Kratochvil, Linda Finney

Votes: 649

32. Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)

X | 107 min | Comedy, Musical

Heironymus Merkin screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth and moral decay.

Director: Anthony Newley | Stars: Anthony Newley, Joan Collins, Alexander Newley, Tara Newley Arkle

Votes: 329

33. Hallelujah I'm a Bum (1933)

Passed | 82 min | Comedy, Drama, Musical

A New York tramp (Jolson) falls in love with the mayor's amnesiac girlfriend after rescuing her from a suicide attempt

Director: Lewis Milestone | Stars: Al Jolson, Madge Evans, Frank Morgan, Harry Langdon

Votes: 698



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