Movies to recommend to people you hateby michaeldwaynedias | created - 06 Feb 2018 | updated - 09 Apr 2018 | Public
Ever hate someone so much, but can't punch them in the face or set them on fire 'cause it's "illegal" or whatever? Fear not. You can recommend one of these movies to them and do the same damage
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1. Shortbus (2006)
Not Rated | 101 min | Drama, Romance
A group of New Yorkers caught up in their romantic-sexual milieu converge at an underground salon infamous for its blend of art, music, politics, and carnality.
Votes: 30,584 | Gross: $1.99M
Hands down the worst movie I've seen to date. It sucks d***. Literally. Like there's an actual uncensored scene of men sucking each other off. Also, bizarre uninteresting storyline, ugly cinematography, incredibly despicable/unlikable characters. 1/10. If I could rate this movie lower I would.
2. The Tree of Life (2011)
PG-13 | 139 min | Drama, Fantasy
The story of a family in Waco, Texas in 1956. The eldest son witnesses the loss of innocence and struggles with his parents' conflicting teachings.
Votes: 157,294 | Gross: $13.30M
Seriously. What the hell was this movie supposed to be about. I'm still scratching my head. Almost half the film is obscure footage of nature. If I wanted to watch shots of nature I would watch a legitimate documentary from which I could actually learn something. The only thing I learned from this movie is not to watch movies made by this s*** director. Awful, massive waster of time. 1/10
3. Two Night Stand (2014)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Romance
A snowstorm forces two people who made an online connection to unwillingly extend their one-night stand as the blizzard goes through the night.
Votes: 61,101 | Gross: $0.02M
Ugghh. It pisses me off so much that movies like this are still being made. I think you'd have to have an IQ below 40 to enjoy this. And I love Miles Teller btw, but this was his rock bottom for sure.
4. Natural Born Killers (1994)
R | 118 min | Crime, Drama
Two victims of traumatized childhoods become lovers and psychopathic serial murderers irresponsibly glorified by the mass media.
Votes: 201,819 | Gross: $50.28M
Bad, bad movie. Seriously bad directing, awful characters, overall repulsive
5. The Bling Ring (2013)
R | 90 min | Biography, Crime, Drama
Inspired by actual events, a group of fame-obsessed teenagers use the internet to track celebrities' whereabouts in order to rob their homes.
Votes: 78,198 | Gross: $5.84M
... what. really Emma Watson why did you this to yourself
6. American Assassin (2017)
R | 112 min | Action, Thriller
After the death of his girlfriend at the hands of terrorists, Mitch Rapp is drawn into the world of counterterrorism, mentored by tough-as-nails former U.S. Navy S.E.A.L. Stan Hurley.
Votes: 59,066 | Gross: $36.25M
Please stop making movies like this.
R | 104 min | Adventure, Comedy
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
Votes: 125,478 | Gross: $38.09M
The first one was bad already, somehow they managed to make a sequel which is infinitely worse. Did not laugh once. May not be as bad as Shortbus or The Tree of Life, but it is definitely the worst excuse for a comedy film I have ever seen. Nevertheless, 1/10.
8. Kids (1995)
Unrated | 91 min | Drama
A day in the life of a group of teens as they travel around New York City skating, drinking, smoking and deflowering virgins.
Votes: 68,409 | Gross: $7.42M
9. Kidnap (2017)
R | 95 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A mother stops at nothing to recover her kidnapped son.
Votes: 29,565 | Gross: $30.72M
I'll come right out and say it - Halle Berry is a bad actress! To make things worse, this movie is so horribly cliche and uninteresting. It also disappoints me that this movie is not even that old - I thought thrillers were supposed to get better and better over time! How wrong was I
10. The Shallows (2016)
PG-13 | 86 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
A mere 200 yards from shore, surfer Nancy is attacked by a great white shark, with her short journey to safety becoming the ultimate contest of wills.
Votes: 109,027 | Gross: $55.12M
BORING. I do like Blake Lively though, she's a good actress and stunningly beautiful. 2/10
11. Highwaymen (2004)
R | 80 min | Action, Crime, Horror
Rennie Cray (Caviezel) embarks on a bloodthirsty rampage to avenge the death of his wife who was struck down by a serial killer - a man who hunts and kills women using his '72 El Dorado.
Votes: 8,078 | Gross: $0.37M
Classic 2/10. There are a few mildly interesting scenes but overall it was boring and very poorly written
12. The Open House (2018)
TV-MA | 94 min | Horror, Thriller
A teenager and his mother find themselves besieged by threatening forces when they move into a new house.
Why????!?!?!?! Why does this movie exist??? If these are the kinds of movies we're expecting to see this 2018, then we're in for a very bad year for cinema. 1/10.
13. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Drama, Music
High school student Nick O'Leary, member of the Queercore band The Jerk Offs, meets college-bound Norah Silverberg when she asks him to be her boyfriend for five minutes.
Votes: 85,214 | Gross: $31.49M