Bad but Goodby barbaricavatar | created - 16 Jul 2018 | updated - 1 week ago | Public
Rubbish movies that are still fun to watch.
If you're looking for purely awful movies with no redeeming factors then check out these lists: Worst of All Time - 1/10 Abysmal Movies - 2/10 Terrible Movies - 3/10
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1. Shock 'Em Dead (1991)
R | 93 min | Horror, Thriller, Music
Martin is a total loser who makes a deal with the devil to become the greatest rock star in the world.
It isn't actually rubbish IMO, but others won't have the nostalgia for it that blinds me. Weak link is the acting, otherwise it's genius from start to finish!
2. Barbarian Queen (1985)
R | 72 min | Adventure, Fantasy
Set during the days of the Roman Empire. A simple village is raided by Roman troops, and most of the people are whisked off to be slaves or killed. Three women survive and set off to ... See full summary »
Lana Clarkson: Beautiful, willing to strip for the camera and a pretty good actress too. RIP
3. Airplane vs. Volcano (2014 Video)
TV-14 | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
When a commercial airliner is trapped within a ring of erupting volcanoes, the passengers and crew must find a way to survive - without landing, but, when the relentless onslaught of lava ... See full summary »
Inspirational in its badness. Acting is all pretty good, everything else is insane and completely unrealistic.
4. Beach Babes from Beyond (1993)
R | 75 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
An intergalactic babe borrows her dad's T-bird ship to do a little planet-hopping with her two friends, but they run out of fuel unexpectedly, and must land on Earth. They land on the ... See full summary »
Nutshell: Boobs, sex scene, terrible song, boobs, sex scene, terrible song, sex scene, boobs, sex scene, terrible song.
5. Not of This Earth (1988)
R | 81 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
An alien arrives on Earth looking to take human blood in an attempt to preserve his dying planet.
Votes: 2,016 | Gross: $0.11M
Traci Lords does a better job of being an actress here than in Shock em Dead, even though the latter is newer!
6. Stonehenge Apocalypse (2010 TV Movie)
PG-13 | 90 min | Sci-Fi
Archeologists come across an Egyptian chamber, causing an electromagnetic pulse, which comes from Stonehenge, that sends destructive shockwaves around the world. When the pyramids are ... See full summary »
The plot is actually pretty good. Shame about everything else!
7. Land of the Lost (2009)
PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
On his latest expedition, Dr. Rick Marshall is sucked into a space-time vortex alongside his research assistant and a redneck survivalist. In this alternate universe, the trio make friends with a primate named Chaka, their only ally in a world full of dinosaurs and other fantastic creatures.
Votes: 61,297 | Gross: $49.44M
It's just stupid at every turn, but entertaining along with it.
8. A.I. Assault (2006 TV Movie)
R | 94 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
When a plane carrying a pair of top secret military robots crashes on a deserted Pacific island, a team of Navy seals must find them and turn them off as soon as possible for the longer they are activated, the smarter they become.
Cherrypicked actors and actresses from popular TV shows fight quadrupedal robots.
9. The Wicker Man (2006)
PG-13 | 102 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.
Votes: 61,263 | Gross: $23.64M
Surely comedy this obvious is intended?
10. Starcrash (1978)
PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.
The sets! The hair! The makeup!
11. Runaway (I) (1984)
PG-13 | 99 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
In the near future, a police officer specializes in malfunctioning robots. When a robot turns out to have been programmed to kill, he begins to uncover a homicidal plot to create killer robots... and his son becomes a target.
Votes: 10,803 | Gross: $6.77M
In the future there will be robots. They will be total shit and require a specialist police force to turn them off when they inevitibly go wrong. And they'll look like school science projects.
12. Piranha 3DD (2012)
R | 83 min | Comedy, Horror
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
Votes: 37,753 | Gross: $0.38M
13. Father's Day (I) (2011)
Not Rated | 99 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
A murderer, a priest, and a delinquent try to bring down a father-killing madman.
14. Staying Alive (1983)
PG | 93 min | Drama, Music, Romance
It's five years later and Tony Manero's Saturday Night Fever is still burning. Now he's strutting toward his biggest challenge yet - succeeding as a dancer on the Broadway stage.
Votes: 13,481 | Gross: $64.89M
Yes it's a movie about dancing and a really silly love triangle. But the dancing is GOOD!
15. Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! (2008 Video)
Not Rated | 82 min | Comedy, Horror
A drug experiment gone wrong produces a league of blood-thirsty zombies. It is up to a small band of exotic dancers trapped in a gentleman's club to fight back. Together they must rely on ... See full summary »
It's actually a terrible movie, but the central women are so fantastic that i couldn't help but enjoy it.
16. Manborg (2011)
Not Rated | 60 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A soldier, brought back to life as a cyborg, fights alongside a band of adventurers against demon hordes in a dystopian future.
17. Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus (1996 TV Movie)
PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Before he died, Dar's father gave a mysterious amulet to Tal, Dar's younger brother who is now king. Dar, while wandering with his animal companions, chances to meet and rescue a family who... See full summary »
First movie was bad, second was horrendous, third is watchable. The "big bad" though is ridiculous and looks like it was borrowed from a Power Rangers production.
18. Swimsuit: The Movie (1997)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy
A mockumentary about a group of swimsuit models hired by a fictitious Chemical company to shoot a product catalog. The movie spoofs the whole Baywatch-Sports Illustrated obsession with ... See full summary »
Plenty of amusing one-liner's and some stunning women!
19. Murder Weapon (1989)
90 min | Horror, Thriller
Two daughters of mobsters get out of the sanitarium after having killed a boyfriend in the shower, supposedly cured and on the right track. They hold a party and invite all their old ... See full summary »
So the VHS box spoils the plot and so does the first 30mins. And even if you ignore these two facts, the story is more predictable than a horse race where one of the horses is motorbike. Nevertheless, Karen Russell.. <3 <3 <3
20. Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Godzilla's fiftieth Anniversary project, in which Godzilla travels around the world to fight his old foes plus a new, mysterious monster named Monster X.
It's a reasonable flick until Godzilla is awoken and then it becomes so, so silly.
21. Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 (1994 Video)
R | 74 min | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi
In the future, corporations have taken over the world and banned sex. A group of rebellious high school students devise a way to go back in time and change history to prevent that from ... See full summary »
22. Holmes & Watson (2018)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Crime, Mystery
A humorous take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's classic mysteries featuring Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.
Votes: 22,587 | Gross: $30.57M
Yes it's awful as a Holmes story but there are plenty of laughs.
23. Zardoz (1974)
R | 105 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
In the distant future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements.
I couldn't really follow what was going on but it's truly fascinating
24. All Cheerleaders Die (2013)
Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A rebel girl signs up a group of cheerleaders to help her take down the captain of their high school football team, but a supernatural turn of events thrusts the girls into a different battle.
25. Cannonball Run II (1984)
PG | 108 min | Action, Comedy
The original characters from The Cannonball Run (1981) race across the country once more in various cars and trucks.
Votes: 14,020 | Gross: $28.08M
Most of the humour misses the mark and the plot is silly, but cool cars!
26. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.
Votes: 110,786 | Gross: $41.80M
One of those movies where the central characters all deserve what's coming to them.
27. Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.
Votes: 129,787 | Gross: $46.73M
Sweet! What does mine say? : Dude! What does mine say? Sweet! But what does mine say? : Dude! What about mine? Sweet. What does mine SAY? : Dude.... etc
28. Dr. Alien (1989)
R | 90 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Dr. Ackerman, the biology teacher at the local college, meets with an untimely demise when chased by a UFO. Wesley, one of his students, is having trouble attracting women. That all changes... See full summary »
Aliens experiment on a human with a serum that makes him attractive to females!
29. Eye of the Devil (1967)
Not Rated | 92 min | Crime, Horror, Mystery
Workers employed at a French vineyard follow old pagan rituals that call for the life of the marquis owner to save his crops during dry seasons.
Okay Occult film, but Sharon Tate takes one's breath away.
30. Doom (2005)
R | 105 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Space Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars but find themselves at the mercy of genetically enhanced killing machines.
Votes: 101,109 | Gross: $28.03M
31. The House Bunny (2008)
PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy, Romance
After Playboy bunny Shelley is kicked out of the playboy mansion, she finds a job as the house mother for a sorority full of socially awkward girls.
Votes: 75,358 | Gross: $48.24M
Anna Faris is sensational in this.
32. Deep in the Valley (2009)
R | 96 min | Comedy
A mysterious video booth transports two friends to an alternate reality straight out of a pornographic film.
Two dudes are transported into HEAVEN, yet bizarrely they decide after a while that they want to leave!
33. The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
PG-13 | 104 min | Comedy
Cousins Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke, and their uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane.
Votes: 73,075 | Gross: $80.27M
34. Barb Wire (1996)
R | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi
During the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is married to the fugitive Corrina Devonshire, re-enters her life.
Votes: 23,710 | Gross: $3.79M
35. I Married a Centerfold (1984 TV Movie)
Not Rated | 111 min | Comedy
A tenacious young engineer falls in love with a centerfold model he sees on TV and embarks on a romantic adventure to win a bet with his friends to find, romance and marry her.
Twee and weak but it helped me get over an obsession during puberty!
37. Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
PG-13 | 88 min | Action, Comedy
A man tries to rescue a woman with a little help from his half brother.
Votes: 36,186 | Gross: $31.24M
A lot funnier than i expected it to be
38. Black Roses (1988)
R | 90 min | Horror, Music
Demons hypnotize the general public by posing as a rock and roll band.
Another "Rock Shocker", not on Shock em Dead's level but still reasonably watchable.
39. The Amazons (1973)
R | 89 min | Adventure, Action, Drama
A story of a tribe of Amazons in the age of swords and chariots. The film opens with the tribe holding physical contests to select a new queen. Since there are no men in the tribe, they ... See full summary »
40. Road Games (2015)
Not Rated | 95 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
The sun drenched days of summer turn dark and ominous for hitchhiking duo Jack and Véronique when they become inexplicably entangled with a mysterious married couple and a local road kill collector in rural France.
A young pair of hitch-hikers make a series of really, really dumb decisions. The credits music is fantastic though!
41. Escape Room (I) (2017)
R | 86 min | Horror
Four friends who partake in a popular Los Angeles escape room, owned by Brice (Ulrich), find themselves stuck with a demonically possessed killer. Sean Young plays the keeper of a box ... See full summary »
More entertainingly dumb decisions made by the central characters
42. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
PG | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Family
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.
Votes: 40,177 | Gross: $15.68M
43. Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
R | 85 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A spoof 1950s science fiction movie, interspersed with various comedy sketches concerning late night television.
Votes: 9,496 | Gross: $0.55M
There were a few of these sketch-collection movies in the 70's and 80's, this is the only one that wasn't terrible.
44. The Expendables (2010)
R | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent.
Votes: 311,533 | Gross: $103.07M
All the drama and macho of a WWE stage, with a big wodge of cheese.
45. The Witches of Breastwick (2005 Video)
X | 78 min | Horror
A man and wife are sucked into a whirlpool (in the wife's case, hot tub) of supernatural sex by a trio of randy, well-endowed witches.
46. Iron Eagle II (1988)
PG | 105 min | Action, Drama, Romance
General Chappy Sinclair assembles a joint U.S.- Soviet strike team to take out a rogue middle eastern nuclear base.
Votes: 4,504 | Gross: $10.50M
47. Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back (1990 Video)
R | 80 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
In a final and epic battle in the thrilling sequel to the now classic "Barbarian Queen", Althalia, leads a revolt of peasants and female warriors against the wicked ruler, Arkaris, to ... See full summary »
More Lana Clarkson excellence
48. I Spit on Your Grave: Vengeance is Mine (2015)
Unrated | 92 min | Horror, Thriller
Jennifer is still haunted by the memory of being gang raped and almost killed years ago. At her therapist's advice, she joins group therapy and meets similar women. She befriends one and they want more than just talk - justice/vengeance.
A war against men!
49. Moonwalker (1988)
PG | 93 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy