ManRank: The Michael's

by Incredible_Brightness | created - 28 Dec 2017 | updated - 06 Jan 2018 | Public

A list where I rank all the Michael's in entertainment and the world of celebrity in terms of hotness. This is just my opinion, I'll warn you ahead of time that you will disagree with me plenty of times. I tend to like meat over muscle and handsome over pretty most days of the week unless it's whatever weird kind of pretty and muscular my particular gay-ass brain is wired to. Also: I love older men. Deal with it. Make your own list at any time if you'd care to.

1. Mike Rowe

Producer | Dirty Jobs

Mike Rowe was born on March 18, 1962 in Baltimore, Maryland, USA as Michael Gregory Rowe. He is known for his work on Dirty Jobs (2005), Returning the Favor (2017) and Last Man Standing (2011).

2. Michael Manasseri

Producer | The Pickle Recipe

Michael Manasseri was raised on the East Coast and began his acting career in community theaters at the age of ten. A few years later, he made his Broadway debut in "Oliver" and later toured with the late Yul Brynner in "The King and I". Michael made his first big screen appearance as Charles in ...

Wyatt from Weird Science was one of my all-time greatest teen crushes. And Michael Manasseri was a major babe!

3. Michael Bergin

Actor | The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy

Michael Bergin, also known as "Jack 'J.D.' Darius" on the internationally renowned hit series Baywatch (1989), returns this year for his third season. An actor and model, Bergin has been featured in magazines and on billboards around the world. Growing up in the small town of Naugatuck, Connecticut...

Google Image him. You will not be sorry!!!

4. Mike Ruiz

Director | Starrbooty

New York-based photographer Mike Ruiz is best known for his high-impact, surreal brand of celebrity and fashion photography. He has worked with everyone from Betty White, Dolly Parton and Dennis Hopper to Lindsay Lohan, The Jonas Brothers and Zac Efron. His work has appeared in countless American ...

5. Michael O'Keefe

Actor | Caddyshack

Michael O'Keefe was born on April 24, 1955 in Mount Vernon, New York, USA as Raymond Peter O'Keefe Jr. He is an actor and director, known for Caddyshack (1980), Michael Clayton (2007) and The Pledge (2001). He has been married to Emily Donahoe since September 18, 2011. They have one child. He was ...

Jackie's hottest boyfriend/husband/partner / significant other (on Roseanne), ever. Also, he was hot in Caddyshack too.

6. Mike Tyson

Actor | The Hangover

One of the most frightening human beings ever to step into the boxing ring, Mike Tyson was the model of the supreme gladiator - unbeaten and unbeatable. Never before had one individual captured the attention of the wider world via sport except Muhammad Ali.

Michael Gerard Tyson was born in Brooklyn,...

If we try to forget about his entire career after the 80's or early 90's... it isn't so hard to agree with him being this high on the list. Right?

7. Michael McDonald

Actor | MADtv

Michael McDonald was born and raised in Fullerton, Orange County, California. He graduated from USC with a degree in Business and became a loan officer at a bank in Los Angeles. A friend took him to see a sketch comedy/improv show at L.A.'s famous Groundling Theater, and everything changed for him....

If you watched MadTV, you know he has a bod to kill for. Don't look at me that way.

8. Michael Fassbender

Actor | Shame

Michael Fassbender was born in Heidelberg, Germany, to a German father, Josef, and an Irish mother, Adele (originally from Larne, County Antrim, in Northern Ireland). Michael was raised in the town of Killarney, Co. Kerry, in south-west Ireland, where his family moved to when he was two years old. ...

9. Michael Madsen

Actor | The Hateful Eight

Michael Madsen's long career spans 25 years and more than 170 films in which he has played memorable characters in myriad box office hits, including: Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003), Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Sin City (2005), Hell Ride (2008), Die Another Day (2002), Donnie Brasco (1997), Species (1995), ...

10. Michael B. Silver

Actor | Supernatural

Born and raised in Manhattan, a graduate of Brown University, Michael comes from a long line of filmmakers. His grandfather, Oscar-winning screenwriter Sidney Buchman, ran Columbia Pictures under Harry Cohn throughout the 1930s and 1940s and wrote and produced such films as Mr. Smith Goes to ...

11. Michael Landes

Actor | Hooten & the Lady

Michael Landes was born on September 18, 1972 in Bronx, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Hooten & the Lady (2016), Gold (2016) and Just Wright (2010). He has been married to Wendy Benson-Landes since October 21, 2000. They have two children.

12. Michael J. Fox

Actor | Back to the Future

Michael J. Fox was born Michael Andrew Fox on June 9, 1961 in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, to Phyllis Fox (née Piper), a payroll clerk, and William Fox. His parents moved their 10-year-old son, his three sisters, Kelli Fox, Karen, and Jacki, and his brother Steven, to Vancouver, British Columbia, ...

13. Michael McLafferty

Actor | Circle

Michael was raised in Oahu, Hawaii, until the age of 7; he then lived in Englewood, Colorado, and moved to southern Maine when he was 13. After graduating from Marshwood H.S. in Eliot, Maine, an Academic All-American, he attended the United States Merchant Marine Academy in Kings Point, New York. ...

14. Michael T. Weiss

Actor | The Pretender

Michael T. Weiss is an award nominated actor. He is a Chicago native where he studied at the famed "Second City". He has a BFA in Acting from The University of Southern California's prestigious school of Drama. He has had a diverse career in film, television, and theater both as an actor and a ...

15. Michael Cade

Actor | California Dreams

Michael Cade was born on June 14, 1972 in New Jersey, USA as Michael Ocello. He is an actor, known for California Dreams (1992), Chaplin (1992) and Baywatch (1989).

16. Mike Gandolfi

Actor | Gilmore Girls

Mike Gandolfi was born on January 31, 1962 in San Diego, California, USA. He is a producer and actor, known for Gilmore Girls (2000), Roseanne (1988) and Veronica's Closet (1997).

17. Michael Bondies

Actor | The Drop

Michael Bondies is an actor, known for The Drop (2006), Zeroville (2019) and The Method (1996).

18. Michael Worth

Actor | Killing Cupid

Born in Philadelphia, Michael came from a line of German sailors on one side and American Delaware Indians on the other. As a 10 year old Michael directed his first film entitle The Tire. It was shot with a super-8 camera his mother bought him. He continued making short films into his late teens. ...

19. Mike Carlsen

Actor | Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Mike Carlsen was born on March 24, 1980 in New York, USA. He is an actor, known for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015), 30 Rock (2006) and 11:55 (2016).

20. Michael Bowen

Actor | The Last House on the Left

Michael Bowen was born on June 21, 1953 in Houston, Texas, USA as Michael Alexander Bowen. He is an actor, known for The Last House on the Left (2009), Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) and Walking Tall (2004). He is married to Kristin Joy Jacobson. They have four children.

21. Michael Jordan

Actor | Space Jam

Michael Jeffrey Jordan was born in Brooklyn, New York on February 17, 1963. He was the fourth of five children born to James and Deloris. James Jordan was a mechanic and Deloris Jordan was a bank teller. Soon after Michael's birth, James and Deloris felt that the streets of Brooklyn were unsafe to ...

22. Michael Bay

Producer | Armageddon

A graduate of Wesleyan University, Michael Bay spent his 20s working on advertisements and music videos. His first projects after film school were in the music video business. He created music videos for Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie, Wilson Phillips, Donny Osmond and Divinyls. His work won...

23. Michael Douglas

Actor | Wall Street

An actor with over forty years of experience in theatre, film, and television, Michael Douglas branched out into independent feature production in 1975 with the Academy Award-winning One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975). Since then, as a producer and as an actor-producer, he has shown an uncanny ...

Mid-80's and earlier-only. His butt was too soft in Basic Instinct.

24. Michael Showalter

Writer | Wet Hot American Summer

Michael Showalter is a director, writer, and producer who most recently directed the 2017 hit The Big Sick. Previously he directed and co-wrote the 2016 film Hello, My Name Is Doris starring Sally Field. Michael's first film was the The Baxter (2005) starring Michelle Williams and Justin Theroux. ...

25. Michael Phelps

Self | Unfiltered

Michael Fred Phelps II was born in Towson, Maryland, to Deborah Sue (Davisson), a middle school principal, and Michael Fred Phelps, a state trooper. Before the 2004 Olympics started, rumor had it that 19 year-old Phelps was thinking of trying to match or even surpass Mark Spitz's legendary seven ...

26. Mike Myers

Actor | Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Michael John Myers was born in 1963 in Scarborough, Ontario, to Alice E. (Hind), an officer supervisor, and Eric Myers, an insurance agent. His parents were both English, and had served in the Royal Air Force and British Army, respectively.

Myers' television career really started in 1988, when he ...

27. Michael Caine

Actor | The Quiet American

Michael Caine was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite in London, to Ellen Frances Marie (Burchell), a charlady, and Maurice Joseph Micklewhite, a fish-market porter. He left school at age 15 and took a series of working-class jobs before joining the British army and serving in Korea during the Korean ...

I guess pretty much before he turned 40. He was actually very attractive in his 30's. (And he still looks *good*, he just isn't famous for being hot. But he was before he turned about 40. Or before the 80's happened- your choice.)

28. Michael Bublé

Soundtrack | Spider-Man 2

Multi-platinum artist Michael Bublé grew up near Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. He was introduced to swing music and old standards by his grandfather, who offered his services for free as a professional plumber to musicians who were willing to let Michael sing a couple of songs with them on ...

29. Michael Keaton

Actor | Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Quirky, inventive and handsome American actor Michael Keaton first achieved major fame with his door-busting performance as fast-talking ideas man Bill Blazejowski, alongside a nerdish morgue attendant (Henry Winkler), in Night Shift (1982). He played further comedic roles in Mr. Mom (1983), Johnny...

30. Michael Cera

Actor | Superbad

Canadian actor Michael Cera was born in Brampton, Ontario, to parents who worked for Xerox. His mother, Linda, who is from Quebec, has English, Irish, Scottish, and Dutch ancestry, and his father, Luigi Cera, is Sicilian. Michael is the middle child between two sisters. He was educated at Conestoga...



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