The Scary Movie (dream film)by Kameron-C | created - 5 months ago | updated - 4 months ago | Public
Sixth and final installment of the Scary Movie series.
ALTERNATE TITLES: Scary Movie 6, Scary M6vie, Scary Movie VI, Scary Movie: The Final Chapter, Scary Movie: Chapter Six, The Real Scary Movie 5, Scary Movie 5: The Real Movie, Scary Movie 5: Redone.
IGNORES the events of Scary Movie 5.
Technically a direct sequel to Scary Movie 4, and a minor remake of Scary Movie 5 if you will.
Goes back to the roots of the series.
Takes place 20 years after the original film.
Takes place in Steveston County like the original film.
PITCHED RELEASE: July 2020 (20 years after the first movie)
WRITERS: Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans & Craig Wayans & Damon Wayans Jr. & Keenen Ivory Wayans & Michael Tiddes
DIRECTOR: Keenen Ivory Wayans
SPOOFS---There are multiple movies that happened to have been released years ago, but the series actually has some CATCHING UP to do, because there has been a lot of good and bad horror movies throughout the decade, and it has to be done the RIGHT WAY. Hell, Scary Movie 1 parodied Scream which was out in 1996, and 2 parodied the Exorcist which came out DECADES prior to it: -Scream 4 (2011) [Only to bring back Gail, Doofy/Ghostface, poke fun at the remake/reboot trend and take the series back to its roots. They should go back to Steveston County like Sidney did in Scream 4. Plus, Scary Movie 5 had a chance to spoof that since it was a parody of movies that came out in 2010-2013, but it didn't] -The Conjuring (2013) [just for Annabelle references] -Get Out (2017) [portions of it should blend in with the Us parody] -IT (2017) [partially main parody] -Happy Death Day (2017) [Have Doofy dress up as Baby Face] -Hereditary (2018) [minor parody] -Halloween (2018) [Somebody must dress up as Michael Myers] -Happy Death Day 2U (2019) -Us (2019) [main parody] -Pet Semetary (2019) [partially main parody] -Ma (2019) [minor parody/Brenda should have the same hairstyle as Octavia Spencer] -Child's Play (2019) [Cindy's son discovers a Chucky doll which comes to life] -Annabelle Comes Home (2019) [Cindy's son discovers an Annabelle doll which haunts the house] -IT Chapter Two (2019)
Rated: R for strong language, crude and sexual humor throughout, marijuana use, violence, blood and gore.
Story: 14 years passed after the events of the fourth film, and it is set almost 20 years after the original film. Cindy, Tom, Brenda, Ray and their teenage children travel to the outskirts of Stevenson County (setting of the original film) with Shorty, Mahalik, and CJ for summer vacation. They stay at a house which is near a pet semetary where Cindy's son would have to bury his red eyed rabbit in. That same house had two dolls which were Chucky and Annabelle staying in the basement, which Brenda's son would try to sell. Cindy and Brenda deal with dopplegangers and strange flashbacks in that house, and that town. Meanwhile, the teens find themselves being stalked by Pennywise, and Michael Myers after an encounter with Doofy, married to Gail, who "reboots" his murders as Baby Face. Buffy, who was alive all along after her talking head was stitched to her body, was the one who was dressed as Ghostface, "rebooting" the Steveston County Massacre that four months short of the 20th anniversary.
-As a callback to the first film, Doofy's motive for killing Drew Decker 20 years back should be revealed. -Buffy, who "died" in the first film, would be alive and well, with her head stitched to her neck, but the one dressed up as Ghostface, and plotting to kill Cindy after killing people throughout town. Buffy's motive should be that she was jealous of her. Doofy, sheriff, would be dressed as Baby Face, and he would be in on it, alongside Affion Crockett dressed up as Michael Myers, and Gary Owen dressed as Pennywise as a practical joke to scare teenagers out of town. -Gail Hailstorm-Gilmore should be having "writers block", and she was forced to make false reports of children disappearing after hearing that Cindy, Brenda, Ray, and Shorty would be returning to town for a while. -Cindy's son should be a parody of Bill from IT. -Brenda's son should be a parody of Eddie/Mike from IT, and the kids from Us -George should be in a flashback. -Tom Ryan should be in a flashback. -Ray should be married to Brenda, no longer sexually confused, well, just a little. -Shorty uses marijuana responsibly. -Cindy and Brenda should be stronger in this film.
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