Rotten Tomatoesby morganucopia | created - 18 Nov 2012 | updated - 1 month ago | Public
Movies so bad I never finished...or endured to the end in agony.
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1. Angel (2007)
Not Rated | 113 min | Drama, Romance
The rise and fall of a young eccentric British writer, in the early 20th century.
Green screen car scenes are hopelessly amateurish...they could do better in the thirties. Heroine is hopelessly unlikeable, with obnoxious acting tics. Story is unintentionally hilariously stupid.
2. Deck the Halls (2006)
PG | 93 min | Comedy, Family
Two neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.
Votes: 20,740 | Gross: $35.09M
Unfunny, strangely unnerving, and painful to watch.
3. I Don't Know How She Does It (2011)
PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy, Romance
A comedy centered on the life of Kate Reddy, a finance executive who is the breadwinner for her husband and two kids.
Votes: 18,727 | Gross: $9.66M
I don't want to know who she does it.
4. The Green Hornet (2011)
PG-13 | 119 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Following the death of his father, Britt Reid, heir to his father's large company, teams up with his late dad's assistant Kato to become a masked crime fighting team.
Votes: 149,903 | Gross: $98.78M
A loud, puerile, idiotic, teen-boy violent wetdream. Seth Rogen strictly belongs in teen gross-out films like The 40 Year Old Virgin. Besides, a chubby simian dopehead is not my idea of a superhero. And his sidekick? I can't understand a word he says.
5. Management (2008)
R | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.
Votes: 16,532 | Gross: $0.93M
Instead of watching paint dry, you get to watch a pyscho hick fresh off the turnip truck place his grip on Aniston's posterior.
6. The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
PG | 111 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
A naive business graduate is installed as president of a manufacturing company as part of a stock scam.
Votes: 73,532 | Gross: $2.87M
A loud, hysterical shouting match with overdone sight gags.
7. High Spirits (1988)
PG-13 | 99 min | Comedy, Fantasy
When a hotelier attempts to fill the chronic vacancies at his castle by launching an advertising campaign that falsely portrays the property as haunted, two actual ghosts show up and end up falling for two guests.
Votes: 7,989 | Gross: $8.58M
8. The Artist (I) (2011)
PG-13 | 100 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
An egomaniacal film star develops a relationship with a young dancer against the backdrop of Hollywood's silent era.
Votes: 219,313 | Gross: $44.67M
WTF? This movie won an academy award? Do yourself a favour and watch a Douglas Fairbanks film if you want to see a good silent movie.
9. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
R | 100 min | Comedy, Musical
A newly engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must pay a call to the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Votes: 123,670 | Gross: $139.88M
10. Heartbreaker (2010)
Not Rated | 105 min | Comedy, Romance
Alex and his sister run a business designed to break up relationships. They are hired by a rich man to break up the wedding of his daughter. The only problem is that they only have one week to do so.
Votes: 24,273 | Gross: $0.50M
What might have been a half decent rom-com is ruined by the scrawny, dirty, scruffy, greasy, hairy, simian Romain Duris and what could best be described as Madonna and Danny Devito's love child, Vanessa Paradis. I'm supposed to believe that Duris is so attractive, that he can make any woman fall in love with him? Well, maybe Paradis, but the other woman in the movie were really good ACTORS!
11. Protégé de la Rose Noire (2004)
91 min | Action, Comedy
Gill and Sandy are two young girls looking for an apartment. They find a mysterious house whose owner is none other than the legendary heroine Black Rose. Black Rose decides to train the ... See full summary »
12. Priceless (2006)
PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Romance
Through a set of wacky circumstances, a young gold digger mistakenly woos a mild-mannered bartender, thinking he's a wealthy suitor.
Votes: 29,396 | Gross: $1.50M
13. Waking the Dead (2000)
R | 105 min | Drama, Mystery, Romance
A congressional candidate questions his sanity after seeing the love of his life, presumed dead, suddenly emerge.
Votes: 6,486 | Gross: $0.33M
14. Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year (2009)
Not Rated | 150 min | Comedy, Drama
A story of a fresh graduate trying to find a balance between the maddening demands of the 'professional' way, and the way of his heart.
Overly long, preachy and just plain boring. The message is good, but the actor walked around in such a stupor, I felt like I was watching paint dry.
15. I Hate Luv Storys (2010)
Not Rated | 129 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Jay doesn't believe in love Stories, and Simran, is a girl who's in love with the idea of Love itself.
Votes: 7,041 | Gross: $0.85M
Totally unromantic. The male lead is a cocky, obnoxious prick. The music sounds like Madonna has been donating all her old synthesizers to Bollywood. If you want an American-style poorly acted excuse of a comedy, you've found the perfect movie.
16. Break Ke Baad (2010)
118 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Childhood friends Abhay and Aaliya experience plenty of obstacles in their paths as they find their way in the world and back to each other.
Votes: 3,702 | Gross: $0.43M
17. Housefull 2 (2012)
Not Rated | 145 min | Action, Comedy, Musical
A comedy of errors wherein four men help each other to fool their prospective father-in-laws creating a cascade of confusion and mayhem.
Votes: 11,971 | Gross: $1.50M
19. Ready (2011)
Not Rated | 145 min | Action, Comedy
Set in Thailand and India, a case of mistaken identity leads to love; and a man and his family concoct a grand scheme to win over the hearts of a woman and her greedy conniving uncles.
Votes: 13,898 | Gross: $0.78M
20. The Other End of the Line (2008)
PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
An employee at an Indian call-center travels to San Francisco to be with a guy she falls for over the phone.
Votes: 5,533 | Gross: $0.12M
24. Split Second Murders (2009)
90 min | Comedy
Luk, a struggling comic book artist who embarks on a hellish day of happenstance. In the morning he wakes up to discover that his girlfriend Julia has left him, and the rest of the day ... See full summary »
Incomprehensible humorless black humor.
25. Blue (I) (2009)
Not Rated | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
A group of people, facing a lot of challenges, decide to hunt down lost treasure en route to India.
Okay, the only thing worth watching in this movie is Akshay Kumar in a wetsuit, but we get only about a minute of that. The rest of the movie is watching Sanjay Dutt haul his carcass around and do kiddie porn videos with a woman old enough to be his granddaughter.
26. Ra.One (2011)
Not Rated | 156 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
When the titular antagonist of an action-adventure video game takes on physical form, it's only the game's less powerful protagonist who can save his creator's family.
Votes: 36,127 | Gross: $2.51M
Unbearably painful to watch. Shah Ruhk Kahn is over-the-top ridiculous. Kiddies may like this but adults should bring along some headphones and iPad to watch something else.
27. A Wednesday (2008)
Not Rated | 104 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
A retiring police officer reminisces about the most astounding day of his career. About a case that was never filed but continues to haunt him in his memories - the case of a man and a Wednesday.
Any movie promoting vigilante justice to combat terrorism is simply evil.
29. Mere Brother Ki Dulhan (2011)
Not Rated | 139 min | Comedy, Family, Romance
A quirky rom-com where Kush finds the ideal Indian bride Dimple for his brother Luv and a series of comical and unpredictable events follow.
Votes: 8,370 | Gross: $0.50M
30. We Are Family (2010)
Not Rated | 115 min | Drama, Family
A divorced mother of three children runs a happy household - until her former husband brings his new career-oriented girlfriend into the picture.
Votes: 2,660 | Gross: $0.63M
31. The Girl on the Train (2009)
Unrated | 97 min | Drama
A drama centered on a young woman who claims she was the target of an anti-Semetic attack and the subsequent media sensation it creates.
Votes: 1,372 | Gross: $0.21M
32. OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006)
Not Rated | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Secret agent OSS 117 foils Nazis, beds local beauties, and brings peace to the Middle East.
Votes: 16,980 | Gross: $0.30M
34. Hidden Heroes (2004)
108 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Office Yohji Ho meets a female android who comes from the future, in a drug raid. The android's mission is to ensure the death of Yohji, the elder brother of the future "Father of ... See full summary »
35. The Boss of It All (2006)
Not Rated | 99 min | Comedy
An IT company hires an actor to serve as the company's president in order to help the business get sold to a cranky Icelander.
Votes: 10,471 | Gross: $0.05M
36. Namastey London (2007)
128 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A man takes his thoroughly-British daughter to his home country, India. There, he arranges her marriage to someone she considers a fool. The daughter attempts to outwit them, but the groom quietly and patiently hatches his own plan.
Votes: 19,745 | Gross: $1.21M
37. Maine Pyar Kiya (1989)
Not Rated | 192 min | Drama, Family, Musical
After Suman's father leaves her in the care of another family while he travels abroad, she falls in love with Prem. However, in order to for them to marry, Prem has to prove to Suman's father that he is not the same as his own dad.
38. Singh Is King (2008)
Not Rated | 135 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A comic caper about Happy Singh, a Punjabi villager who goes through a series of misadventures and eventually becomes the Kinng of the Australian underworld.
39. Bluff (II) (2007)
88 min | Comedy
A worker opens a trapdoor in a condemned building, where he discovers a clue to a tragic end of one of the many people who lived there over the past fifteen years. So begins a tale of ... See full synopsis »
40. Ishq (1997)
161 min | Action, Comedy, Drama
Harbans Rai and Ranjit Rai are two wealthy businessmen who absolutely *loathe* poverty and poor people . As fate would have it , Harbans Rai's daughter Madhu falls for a poor mechanic Raja ... See full summary »
44. Aan: Men at Work (2004)
149 min | Action, Crime, Drama
DCP Patnaik and his team's fights against corrupted politicians and mafia rule Mumbai city. However their faith in law and order is tested with serious outcomes.
45. The Revengers' Comedies (1998)
PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy, Romance
Henry is about to jump off a bridge when he hears a cry for help. He helps Karen, who had also planned suicide. They're both on Tower Bridge, London, because somebody wronged them. Revenging each other gives them a reason to live.
47. Ajnabee (2001)
Not Rated | 165 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Bobby Deol and Kareena Kapoor play a new couple who get married and move to Switzerland. They make friends with their new neighbours Akshay Kumar and Bipasha Basu. Life seems perfect until one day when Bobby Deol wakes up in Akshay's house and finds out that Akshay's wife has been murdered. Bobby Deol is accussed of the murder but flees from the authorities in order to prove himself innocent.
48. Loot (2011)
110 min | Action, Comedy, Crime