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1. Angel (2007)

Not Rated | 113 min | Drama, Romance

The rise and fall of a young eccentric British writer, in the early 20th century.

Director: François Ozon | Stars: Romola Garai, Sam Neill, Lucy Russell, Michael Fassbender

Votes: 4,969

Green screen car scenes are hopelessly amateurish...they could do better in the thirties. Heroine is hopelessly unlikeable, with obnoxious acting tics. Story is unintentionally hilariously stupid.

2. Deck the Halls (2006)

PG | 93 min | Comedy, Family

28 Metascore

Two neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.

Director: John Whitesell | Stars: Matthew Broderick, Danny DeVito, Kristin Chenoweth, Kristin Davis

Votes: 20,740 | Gross: $35.09M

Unfunny, strangely unnerving, and painful to watch.

3. I Don't Know How She Does It (2011)

PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy, Romance

38 Metascore

A comedy centered on the life of Kate Reddy, a finance executive who is the breadwinner for her husband and two kids.

Director: Douglas McGrath | Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, Kelsey Grammer, Greg Kinnear

Votes: 18,727 | Gross: $9.66M

I don't want to know who she does it.

4. The Green Hornet (2011)

PG-13 | 119 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

39 Metascore

Following the death of his father, Britt Reid, heir to his father's large company, teams up with his late dad's assistant Kato to become a masked crime fighting team.

Director: Michel Gondry | Stars: Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Christoph Waltz, Cameron Diaz

Votes: 149,903 | Gross: $98.78M

A loud, puerile, idiotic, teen-boy violent wetdream. Seth Rogen strictly belongs in teen gross-out films like The 40 Year Old Virgin. Besides, a chubby simian dopehead is not my idea of a superhero. And his sidekick? I can't understand a word he says.

5. Management (2008)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

50 Metascore

A traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.

Director: Stephen Belber | Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn, Woody Harrelson, Margo Martindale

Votes: 16,532 | Gross: $0.93M

Instead of watching paint dry, you get to watch a pyscho hick fresh off the turnip truck place his grip on Aniston's posterior.

6. The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

PG | 111 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

53 Metascore

A naive business graduate is installed as president of a manufacturing company as part of a stock scam.

Directors: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen | Stars: Tim Robbins, Paul Newman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Charles Durning

Votes: 73,532 | Gross: $2.87M

A loud, hysterical shouting match with overdone sight gags.

7. High Spirits (1988)

PG-13 | 99 min | Comedy, Fantasy

When a hotelier attempts to fill the chronic vacancies at his castle by launching an advertising campaign that falsely portrays the property as haunted, two actual ghosts show up and end up falling for two guests.

Director: Neil Jordan | Stars: Peter O'Toole, Daryl Hannah, Steve Guttenberg, Donal McCann

Votes: 7,989 | Gross: $8.58M

Juvenile clap-trap.

8. The Artist (I) (2011)

PG-13 | 100 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

89 Metascore

An egomaniacal film star develops a relationship with a young dancer against the backdrop of Hollywood's silent era.

Director: Michel Hazanavicius | Stars: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell

Votes: 219,313 | Gross: $44.67M

WTF? This movie won an academy award? Do yourself a favour and watch a Douglas Fairbanks film if you want to see a good silent movie.

9. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

R | 100 min | Comedy, Musical

58 Metascore

A newly engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must pay a call to the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

Director: Jim Sharman | Stars: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O'Brien

Votes: 123,670 | Gross: $139.88M

10. Heartbreaker (2010)

Not Rated | 105 min | Comedy, Romance

59 Metascore

Alex and his sister run a business designed to break up relationships. They are hired by a rich man to break up the wedding of his daughter. The only problem is that they only have one week to do so.

Director: Pascal Chaumeil | Stars: Romain Duris, Vanessa Paradis, Julie Ferrier, François Damiens

Votes: 24,273 | Gross: $0.50M

What might have been a half decent rom-com is ruined by the scrawny, dirty, scruffy, greasy, hairy, simian Romain Duris and what could best be described as Madonna and Danny Devito's love child, Vanessa Paradis. I'm supposed to believe that Duris is so attractive, that he can make any woman fall in love with him? Well, maybe Paradis, but the other woman in the movie were really good ACTORS!

11. Protégé de la Rose Noire (2004)

91 min | Action, Comedy

Gill and Sandy are two young girls looking for an apartment. They find a mysterious house whose owner is none other than the legendary heroine Black Rose. Black Rose decides to train the ... See full summary »

Directors: Barbara Wong Chun-Chun, Donnie Yen | Stars: Gillian Chung, Charlene Choi, Ekin Cheng, Teresa Mo

Votes: 200

12. Priceless (2006)

PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Romance

72 Metascore

Through a set of wacky circumstances, a young gold digger mistakenly woos a mild-mannered bartender, thinking he's a wealthy suitor.

Director: Pierre Salvadori | Stars: Audrey Tautou, Gad Elmaleh, Marie-Christine Adam, Vernon Dobtcheff

Votes: 29,396 | Gross: $1.50M

13. Waking the Dead (2000)

R | 105 min | Drama, Mystery, Romance

59 Metascore

A congressional candidate questions his sanity after seeing the love of his life, presumed dead, suddenly emerge.

Director: Keith Gordon | Stars: Billy Crudup, Bill Haugland, Nelson Landrieu, Ivonne Coll

Votes: 6,486 | Gross: $0.33M

Snoooooze!

14. Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year (2009)

Not Rated | 150 min | Comedy, Drama

A story of a fresh graduate trying to find a balance between the maddening demands of the 'professional' way, and the way of his heart.

Director: Shimit Amin | Stars: Ranbir Kapoor, Prem Chopra, Mukesh Bhatt, D. Santosh

Votes: 16,852

Overly long, preachy and just plain boring. The message is good, but the actor walked around in such a stupor, I felt like I was watching paint dry.

15. I Hate Luv Storys (2010)

Not Rated | 129 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

Jay doesn't believe in love Stories, and Simran, is a girl who's in love with the idea of Love itself.

Director: Punit Malhotra | Stars: Imran Khan, Sonam Kapoor, Sammir Dattani, Samir Soni

Votes: 7,041 | Gross: $0.85M

Totally unromantic. The male lead is a cocky, obnoxious prick. The music sounds like Madonna has been donating all her old synthesizers to Bollywood. If you want an American-style poorly acted excuse of a comedy, you've found the perfect movie.

16. Break Ke Baad (2010)

118 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

Childhood friends Abhay and Aaliya experience plenty of obstacles in their paths as they find their way in the world and back to each other.

Director: Danish Aslam | Stars: Deepika Padukone, Imran Khan, Lillete Dubey, Sharmila Tagore

Votes: 3,702 | Gross: $0.43M

17. Housefull 2 (2012)

Not Rated | 145 min | Action, Comedy, Musical

A comedy of errors wherein four men help each other to fool their prospective father-in-laws creating a cascade of confusion and mayhem.

Director: Sajid Khan | Stars: Akshay Kumar, John Abraham, Asin, Jacqueline Fernandez

Votes: 11,971 | Gross: $1.50M

18. Hum Tum Shabana (2011)

Not Rated | 126 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

Two colleagues, who woo the same woman, are abducted by her gangster uncle.

Director: Sagar Ballary | Stars: Tusshar Kapoor, Shreyas Talpade, Minissha Lamba, Mantra

Votes: 269

19. Ready (2011)

Not Rated | 145 min | Action, Comedy

Set in Thailand and India, a case of mistaken identity leads to love; and a man and his family concoct a grand scheme to win over the hearts of a woman and her greedy conniving uncles.

Director: Anees Bazmee | Stars: Salman Khan, Asin, Paresh Rawal, Mahesh Manjrekar

Votes: 13,898 | Gross: $0.78M

20. The Other End of the Line (2008)

PG-13 | 106 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

40 Metascore

An employee at an Indian call-center travels to San Francisco to be with a guy she falls for over the phone.

Director: James Dodson | Stars: Jesse Metcalfe, Sara Foster, Anupam Kher, Austin Basis

Votes: 5,533 | Gross: $0.12M

21. Pappu Can't Dance Saala (2010)

138 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

One time bickering neighbors are forced to share the same apartment.

Director: Saurabh Shukla | Stars: Vinay Pathak, Neha Dhupia, Rajat Kapoor, Brijendra Kala

Votes: 393

22. Chaos and Desire (2002)

115 min | Comedy, Drama, Mystery

A seismologist investigates the mysterious cessation of the tides near her Quebec home town.

Director: Manon Briand | Stars: Pascale Bussières, Julie Gayet, Jean-Nicolas Verreault, Geneviève Bujold

Votes: 937

23. All the Best: Fun Begins (2009)

144 min | Action, Comedy, Drama

The unexpected arrival of his elder NRI brother and assorted characters complicates the life of a Goan male.

Director: Rohit Shetty | Stars: Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn, Fardeen Khan, Bipasha Basu

Votes: 5,073 | Gross: $0.10M

24. Split Second Murders (2009)

90 min | Comedy

Luk, a struggling comic book artist who embarks on a hellish day of happenstance. In the morning he wakes up to discover that his girlfriend Julia has left him, and the rest of the day ... See full summary »

Director: Herman Yau | Stars: Chet Lam, Wing-kuen Luk, Charmaine Fong, Chiu-Wing Lam

Votes: 78

Incomprehensible humorless black humor.

25. Blue (I) (2009)

Not Rated | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

A group of people, facing a lot of challenges, decide to hunt down lost treasure en route to India.

Director: Anthony D'Souza | Stars: Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Lara Dutta, Zayed Khan

Votes: 4,187

Okay, the only thing worth watching in this movie is Akshay Kumar in a wetsuit, but we get only about a minute of that. The rest of the movie is watching Sanjay Dutt haul his carcass around and do kiddie porn videos with a woman old enough to be his granddaughter.

26. Ra.One (2011)

Not Rated | 156 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

60 Metascore

When the titular antagonist of an action-adventure video game takes on physical form, it's only the game's less powerful protagonist who can save his creator's family.

Director: Anubhav Sinha | Stars: Shah Rukh Khan, Arjun Rampal, Kareena Kapoor, Shahana Goswami

Votes: 36,127 | Gross: $2.51M

Unbearably painful to watch. Shah Ruhk Kahn is over-the-top ridiculous. Kiddies may like this but adults should bring along some headphones and iPad to watch something else.

27. A Wednesday (2008)

Not Rated | 104 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

A retiring police officer reminisces about the most astounding day of his career. About a case that was never filed but continues to haunt him in his memories - the case of a man and a Wednesday.

Director: Neeraj Pandey | Stars: Anupam Kher, Naseeruddin Shah, Jimmy Sheirgill, Deepal Shaw

Votes: 69,352

Any movie promoting vigilante justice to combat terrorism is simply evil.

28. Teen Patti (2010)

Not Rated | 140 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

A disgraced professor recounts his career and involvement with gambling.

Director: Leena Yadav | Stars: Amitabh Bachchan, Madhavan, Shraddha Kapoor, Akkash Basnet

Votes: 1,333

29. Mere Brother Ki Dulhan (2011)

Not Rated | 139 min | Comedy, Family, Romance

A quirky rom-com where Kush finds the ideal Indian bride Dimple for his brother Luv and a series of comical and unpredictable events follow.

Director: Ali Abbas Zafar | Stars: Imran Khan, Katrina Kaif, Ali Zafar, Tara D'Souza

Votes: 8,370 | Gross: $0.50M

30. We Are Family (2010)

Not Rated | 115 min | Drama, Family

A divorced mother of three children runs a happy household - until her former husband brings his new career-oriented girlfriend into the picture.

Director: Siddharth Malhotra | Stars: Kareena Kapoor, Kajol, Arjun Rampal, Amrita Prakash

Votes: 2,660 | Gross: $0.63M

31. The Girl on the Train (2009)

Unrated | 97 min | Drama

68 Metascore

A drama centered on a young woman who claims she was the target of an anti-Semetic attack and the subsequent media sensation it creates.

Director: André Téchiné | Stars: Émilie Dequenne, Catherine Deneuve, Michel Blanc, Mathieu Demy

Votes: 1,372 | Gross: $0.21M

32. OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006)

Not Rated | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

62 Metascore

Secret agent OSS 117 foils Nazis, beds local beauties, and brings peace to the Middle East.

Director: Michel Hazanavicius | Stars: Jean Dujardin, François Damiens, Khalid Maadour, Youssef Hamid

Votes: 16,980 | Gross: $0.30M

33. Aashiqui.in (2011)

109 min | Drama, Romance

A dark-complexioned waitress develops an on-line relationship a hunk in her school.

Director: Shankhadeep | Stars: Ishaan Manhaas, Dheeraj Miglani, Priti Gandwani, Shubhi Ahuja

Votes: 58

34. Hidden Heroes (2004)

108 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Office Yohji Ho meets a female android who comes from the future, in a drug raid. The android's mission is to ensure the death of Yohji, the elder brother of the future "Father of ... See full summary »

Directors: Soi Cheang, Joe Ma | Stars: Ronald Cheng, Charlene Choi, Matt Chow, Asuka Higuchi

Votes: 121

35. The Boss of It All (2006)

Not Rated | 99 min | Comedy

71 Metascore

An IT company hires an actor to serve as the company's president in order to help the business get sold to a cranky Icelander.

Director: Lars von Trier | Stars: Jens Albinus, Peter Gantzler, Friðrik Þór Friðriksson, Benedikt Erlingsson

Votes: 10,471 | Gross: $0.05M

36. Namastey London (2007)

128 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

A man takes his thoroughly-British daughter to his home country, India. There, he arranges her marriage to someone she considers a fool. The daughter attempts to outwit them, but the groom quietly and patiently hatches his own plan.

Director: Vipul Amrutlal Shah | Stars: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Rishi Kapoor, Clive Standen

Votes: 19,745 | Gross: $1.21M

37. Maine Pyar Kiya (1989)

Not Rated | 192 min | Drama, Family, Musical

After Suman's father leaves her in the care of another family while he travels abroad, she falls in love with Prem. However, in order to for them to marry, Prem has to prove to Suman's father that he is not the same as his own dad.

Director: Sooraj R. Barjatya | Stars: Salman Khan, Bhagyashree, Alok Nath, Rajeev Verma

Votes: 10,029

38. Singh Is King (2008)

Not Rated | 135 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

A comic caper about Happy Singh, a Punjabi villager who goes through a series of misadventures and eventually becomes the Kinng of the Australian underworld.

Director: Anees Bazmee | Stars: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Om Puri, Kiron Kher

Votes: 13,265

39. Bluff (II) (2007)

88 min | Comedy

A worker opens a trapdoor in a condemned building, where he discovers a clue to a tragic end of one of the many people who lived there over the past fifteen years. So begins a tale of ... See full synopsis »

Directors: Simon-Olivier Fecteau, Marc-André Lavoie | Stars: Emmanuel Bilodeau, Isabelle Blais, Raymond Bouchard, Nicolas Canuel

Votes: 1,008

40. Ishq (1997)

161 min | Action, Comedy, Drama

Harbans Rai and Ranjit Rai are two wealthy businessmen who absolutely *loathe* poverty and poor people . As fate would have it , Harbans Rai's daughter Madhu falls for a poor mechanic Raja ... See full summary »

Director: Indra Kumar | Stars: Aamir Khan, Ajay Devgn, Juhi Chawla, Kajol

Votes: 9,173

41. Cooking with Stella (2009)

104 min | Comedy, Drama

Inside the Canadian diplomatic compound in New Delhi, a mischievous cook affects the lives of her employers and fellow staff.

Director: Dilip Mehta | Stars: Seema Biswas, Don McKellar, Lisa Ray, Hitender Kumar

Votes: 273

42. Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

PG | 160 min | Comedy, Family, Romance

Two slackers competing for the affections of an heiress, inadvertently become her protectors from an evil criminal.

Director: Rajkumar Santoshi | Stars: Aamir Khan, Salman Khan, Raveena Tandon, Karisma Kapoor

Votes: 46,283

43. Fantasia (2004)

103 min | Comedy

A wizard faces ridicule when she is magically summoned in 1960s Hong Kong by a trio of bumbling detectives.

Director: Ka-Fai Wai | Stars: Cecilia Cheung, Ching Wan Lau, Louis Koo, Jordan Chan

Votes: 284

44. Aan: Men at Work (2004)

149 min | Action, Crime, Drama

DCP Patnaik and his team's fights against corrupted politicians and mafia rule Mumbai city. However their faith in law and order is tested with serious outcomes.

Director: Madhur Bhandarkar | Stars: Shatrughan Sinha, Akshay Kumar, Sunil Shetty, Paresh Rawal

Votes: 2,624

45. The Revengers' Comedies (1998)

PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy, Romance

Henry is about to jump off a bridge when he hears a cry for help. He helps Karen, who had also planned suicide. They're both on Tower Bridge, London, because somebody wronged them. Revenging each other gives them a reason to live.

Director: Malcolm Mowbray | Stars: Sam Neill, Helena Bonham Carter, Kristin Scott Thomas, Rupert Graves

Votes: 1,560

46. Love Khichdi (2009)

130 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

A talented Sous-Chef woos a variety of women with a view of using them to try and fulfill his dream.

Director: Srinivas Bhashyam | Stars: Randeep Hooda, Rituparna Sengupta, Sada, Divya Dutta

Votes: 288

47. Ajnabee (2001)

Not Rated | 165 min | Action, Crime, Drama

Bobby Deol and Kareena Kapoor play a new couple who get married and move to Switzerland. They make friends with their new neighbours Akshay Kumar and Bipasha Basu. Life seems perfect until one day when Bobby Deol wakes up in Akshay's house and finds out that Akshay's wife has been murdered. Bobby Deol is accussed of the murder but flees from the authorities in order to prove himself innocent.

Directors: Abbas Alibhai Burmawalla, Mastan Alibhai Burmawalla | Stars: Akshay Kumar, Bobby Deol, Kareena Kapoor, Bipasha Basu

Votes: 7,462

48. Loot (2011)

110 min | Action, Comedy, Crime