Bad Surge's Movies That Sound Stupid

by BadSurge | created - 16 Oct 2013 | updated - 2 months ago | Public

A list of films that sound like garbage. IMO.

I haven't seen any of them yet. Some of these movies look to be atrocious, but some sound so bad that they might be cult classics one day.

One man's garbage is another man's treasure, so don't take it personal if one of your favorites is on this list. Some bad movies are fun to watch.

Know about a movie that sounds stupid that I didn't list? Leave a comment!

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1. The Karate Dog (2005 TV Movie)

PG | 84 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho. But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog ... See full summary »

Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Jon Voight, Simon Rex, Jaime Pressly, Pat Morita

Votes: 1,405

2. Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (2006 TV Movie)

R | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Thirty years ago, Ray Reiter witnessed the brutal death of his parents at sea by a strange, octopus-like creature. Now determined to exact revenge, he joins archaeologist Nicole on a ... See full summary »

Directors: Tibor Takács, John Blush | Stars: Charlie O'Connell, Victoria Pratt, Kristi Angus, Cory Monteith

Votes: 1,064

3. Hybrid (2007 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

After an accident cause him to lose his sight, Aaron Scates finds himself in a fight for survival. He must learn to embrace his inner animal or become another failed experiment.

Director: Yelena Lanskaya | Stars: Justine Bateman, Tinsel Korey, William MacDonald, Gordon Tootoosis

Votes: 574

4. Space Milkshake (2012)

Not Rated | 85 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Four blue collar astronauts who are stuck together on a Sanitation Station after they bring a mysterious device aboard their ship and all life on Earth disappears. Discovering what happened... See full summary »

Director: Armen Evrensel | Stars: Kristin Kreuk, Amanda Tapping, Billy Boyd, George Takei

Votes: 1,592

5. Aenigma (1987)

Unrated | 85 min | Horror, Mystery, Romance

The spirit of a comatose teenage girl possesses the body of a newcomer to her girls boarding school to enact bloody revenge against the elitist, lingerie-clad coeds responsible for her condition.

Director: Lucio Fulci | Stars: Jared Martin, Lara Lamberti, Ulli Reinthaler, Sophie d'Aulan

Votes: 1,924

6. Devil Fish (1984)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

A marine biologist, a dolphin trainer, a research scientist, and a local sheriff try to hunt down a large sea monster, a shark/octopus hybrid, that is devouring swimmers and fishermen off a south Florida coast.

Director: Lamberto Bava | Stars: Michael Sopkiw, Valentine Monnier, Gianni Garko, William Berger

Votes: 3,026

7. Deadlands: The Rising (2006)

Unrated | 72 min | Action, Horror, Thriller

In October 2008, a biochemical weapon explosion causes a freak chain of events and brings the dead back to life. It is up to five people to make a stand for survival against an ever growing army of the Living Dead.

Director: Gary Ugarek | Stars: Dave Cooperman, Gary Ugarek, Michelle Wright, Brian Wright

Votes: 576 | Gross: $0.00M

8. Way of the Vampire (2005)

R | 82 min | Action, Horror, Thriller

Dr. Abraham Van Helsing is granted immortality by the Catholic Church until he can hunt down the last vampire prince.

Directors: Sarah Nean Bruce, Eduardo Durão | Stars: Rhett Giles, Andreas Beckett, Paul Logan, Denise Boutte

Votes: 1,470

9. The Chosen One (2010)

PG-13 | 101 min | Comedy, Drama

A man finally finds faith in himself after the rest of world puts its faith in him; the sole being on earth who can save mankind from its own destruction - The Chosen One.

Director: Rob Schneider | Stars: Steve Buscemi, Rob Schneider, Holland Taylor, Samantha Smith

Votes: 2,402

10. The Obama Effect (2012)

PG-13 | 85 min | Comedy, Drama

A serious health scare ignites John Thomas, an insurance salesman in his 50s, to take a closer look at his life. Motivated by a misguided obsession with getting Barack Obama elected, John ... See full summary »

Director: Charles S. Dutton | Stars: Charles S. Dutton, Katt Williams, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Toneey Acevedo

Votes: 380 | Gross: $0.11M

11. Firewalker (1986)

PG | 105 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/Apache hoard of gold.

Director: J. Lee Thompson | Stars: Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett Jr., Melody Anderson, Will Sampson

Votes: 5,421 | Gross: $11.83M

12. Top Dog (1995)

PG-13 | 86 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

With his cop companion shot and killed by terrorists, Reno The Dog pairs up with tough cop Jake in thwarting the criminal organization.

Director: Aaron Norris | Stars: Chuck Norris, Michele Lamar Richards, Erik von Detten, Carmine Caridi

Votes: 2,934 | Gross: $5.09M

13. Balto: Wolf Quest (2002 Video)

G | 76 min | Animation, Adventure, Family

Balto and his daughter Aleu embark on a journey of adventure and self discovery.

Director: Phil Weinstein | Stars: Jodi Benson, David Carradine, Lacey Chabert, Mark Hamill

Votes: 3,914

14. Driven (2001)

PG-13 | 116 min | Action, Drama, Sport

29 Metascore

A young hot shot driver is in the middle of a championship season and is coming apart at the seams. A former CART champion is called in to give him guidance.

Director: Renny Harlin | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Kip Pardue, Til Schweiger, Burt Reynolds

Votes: 37,756 | Gross: $32.62M

15. Another Nine & a Half Weeks (1997)

R | 105 min | Drama, Romance

When John travels to Paris to attend an art sale hosted by his old flame, he begins a torrid affair with a gorgeous woman (Angie Everhart) who used to be her best friend. As the erotic ... See full summary »

Director: Anne Goursaud | Stars: Mickey Rourke, Agathe de La Fontaine, Angie Everhart, Steven Berkoff

Votes: 3,906

16. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

PG-13 | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

15 Metascore

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Leelee Sobieski

Votes: 42,594 | Gross: $4.54M

17. Camel Spiders (2011 TV Movie)

R | 79 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Dozen of large, man-eating camel spiders first attack soldiers in thr desert of Iraq, then invades the southwestern areas of the United States.

Director: Jim Wynorski | Stars: Brian Krause, C. Thomas Howell, Melissa Brasselle, Frankie Cullen

Votes: 1,641

18. 11/11/11 (2011 Video)

R | 87 min | Horror, Thriller

Jack and Melissa are frightened by their son's bizarre and violent behavior; they soon learn that he is the gateway to the Apocalypse, and it will happen on his birthday, 11-11-11.

Director: Keith Allan | Stars: Jon Briddell, Erin Coker, Hayden Byerly, Tracy Winters

Votes: 1,249

19. 11-11-11 (2011)

PG-13 | 90 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

26 Metascore

After the death of his wife and child, an author travels to Barcelona to see his estranged brother and dying father, where he learns that his life is plagued by events that occur on 11/11/11.

Director: Darren Lynn Bousman | Stars: Timothy Gibbs, Michael Landes, Brendan Price, Wendy Glenn

Votes: 11,747

20. The Curse (1987)

R | 92 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

When a meteorite lands near his family farm during a storm in Tennessee, the son of a struggling farmer believes it's connected to strange plague-like events afflicting the crops, the farm animals and even the family themeselves.

Director: David Keith | Stars: Wil Wheaton, Claude Akins, Malcolm Danare, Cooper Huckabee

Votes: 2,323 | Gross: $1.93M

21. Xanadu (1980)

PG | 96 min | Fantasy, Musical, Romance

35 Metascore

A struggling artist living in Los Angeles meets a girl who may hold the key to his happiness.

Director: Robert Greenwald | Stars: Olivia Newton-John, Gene Kelly, Michael Beck, James Sloyan

Votes: 11,018 | Gross: $22.76M

22. Duplex (2003)

PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy

50 Metascore

A young couple has a chance to move into a gorgeous duplex in the perfect New York neighborhood. All they have to do is bump off the current tenant, a cute little old lady.

Director: Danny DeVito | Stars: Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore, Eileen Essell, Harvey Fierstein

Votes: 52,531 | Gross: $9.69M

23. The Unborn (1991)

R | 83 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi

A couple struggling to conceive visit a miracle doctor as a last hope for having a child. The wife gets pregnant, but after the initial joy comes horror, as she slowly discovers the nightmarish truth behind the doctor's success.

Director: Rodman Flender | Stars: Brooke Adams, Jeff Hayenga, James Karen, K Callan

Votes: 908 | Gross: $1.16M

24. Humanoids from the Deep (1996 TV Movie)

R | 86 min | Action, Drama, Horror

While a town is in a state of alert, the monster of the sea keeps mutating the townspeople at an alarming rate. A researcher finds a genetic disorder that has been caused by a chemical that... See full summary »

Director: Jeff Yonis | Stars: Emma Samms, Robert Carradine, Justin Walker, Mark Rolston

Votes: 643

25. The Humanoid (1979)

100 min | Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Mystery

Hoping to overthrow his brother as ruler of the planet Metropolis, the evil Graal enlists the help of the insane Dr. Kraspin, who has invented a chemical capable of turning an ordinary ... See full summary »

Directors: Aldo Lado, Enzo G. Castellari | Stars: Richard Kiel, Corinne Cléry, Leonard Mann, Ivan Rassimov

Votes: 732

26. 18 Fingers of Death! (2006 Video)

PG-13 | 87 min | Action, Comedy

A Martial Arts Movie Star "Mock-umentary" in the loose tradition of Spinal Tap.

Director: James Lew | Stars: Shane Aaron, Koji Abe, Michael Andersen, John Arrington

Votes: 606

27. Airborne (2012)

TV-14 | 81 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror

With Britain battered by a storm, one last plane takes off. Shortly after, passengers start disappearing one by one. Those that remain frantically try to discover who - or what - is behind it before they share the same fate.

Director: Dominic Burns | Stars: Craig Conway, Simon Phillips, Gemma Atkinson, Alan Ford

Votes: 2,256

28. It's Pat: The Movie (1994)

PG-13 | 77 min | Comedy

The comedic misadventures of a person of indeterminate gender.

Director: Adam Bernstein | Stars: Julia Sweeney, Dave Foley, Charles Rocket, Kathy Griffin

Votes: 9,137 | Gross: $0.06M

29. My Big Fat Independent Movie (2005)

R | 80 min | Comedy

32 Metascore

"My Big Fat Independent Movie" is a spoof along the lines of "Scary Movie" and "Not Another Teen Movie." It includes parodies of some of the indie film world's most renowned movies such as ... See full summary »

Director: Philip Zlotorynski | Stars: Paget Brewster, Neil Barton, Eric Hoffman, Darren Keefe Reiher

Votes: 1,290

30. The Apocalypse (2007 Video)

Not Rated | 94 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

In this epic disaster film of faith, a mother and father search for their only child as a giant asteroid headed for Earth triggers a series of apocalyptic events.

Director: Justin Jones | Stars: Rhett Giles, Jill Stapley, Kristen Quintrall, Tom Nagel

Votes: 2,594

31. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

PG-13 | 91 min | Comedy, Romance

7 Metascore

A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.

Director: Tom Putnam | Stars: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Johann Urb

Votes: 35,401 | Gross: $0.03M

32. The Hillz (2004 Video)

R | 91 min | Crime, Drama

A promising college athlete takes a turn for the worse when he hooks up with old highschool friends during his summer break.

Director: Saran Barnun | Stars: Rene Heger, Jesse Woodrow, Paris Hilton, Jason Shaw

Votes: 6,155

33. Dark Harvest II: The Maize (2004)

R | 100 min | Horror

A father's psychic abilities are put to the test when his two daughters are trapped inside of a corn maze haunted by the spirits of two young girls who disappeared a year earlier.

Director: Bill Cowell | Stars: Bill Cowell, Kelleigh Murray, Alyssa Cowell, Elena Pezzino

Votes: 2,580

34. The Maize 2: Forever Yours (2006)

Mystery

After retrieving his two children from The Maize and putting down a killer to rest, Walker, the benevolent, finds himself struggling between three lovers and their dementia.

Director: Bill Cowell | Stars: Gary Brice, Julie Brown, Michael Ciesla, Alyssa Cowell

Votes: 694

36. The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (2000 Video)

G | 75 min | Animation, Drama, Family

To protect her from a sea witch, Ariel's daughter is not allowed in the ocean; but when she becomes 12, she runs away to an adventure under the sea.

Directors: Jim Kammerud, Brian Smith | Stars: Tara Strong, Pat Carroll, Jodi Benson, Samuel E. Wright

Votes: 15,634

37. Legion of Fire: Killer Ants! (1998 TV Movie)

95 min | Horror

Killer ants from South America that eat the flesh of people attack a small town.

Directors: Jim Charleston, George Manasse | Stars: Eric Lutes, Julia Campbell, Mitch Pileggi, Jeremy Foley

Votes: 1,830

38. Killing Obsession (1994)

R | 95 min | Thriller

A deranged psychopath, recently released from prison, sets out in search of "Annie," the 11-year-old daughter of the woman he murdered twenty years earlier.

Director: Paul Leder | Stars: Eddie Barth, Kim Chase, Hank Cheyne, Ed DeGenaro

Votes: 66

39. April Fool's Day (2008 Video)

Unrated | 91 min | Horror

A year after an April Fool's Day prank which resulted in the death of one of their set, a group of friends find themselves targeted by someone who is out for revenge.

Directors: Mitchell Altieri, Phil Flores | Stars: Taylor Cole, Josh Henderson, Scout Taylor-Compton, Joe Egender

Votes: 3,548

40. Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein (2009 Video)

Not Rated | 55 min | Horror

Socially awkward middle-aged misfit Victor resides in a rundown house in a remote rural region. Living in tormented solitude with his pet rat Frankenstein as his only friend, Victor spends ... See full summary »

Director: Creep Creepersin | Stars: James Porter, Nicole Nemeth, Kelly Kingsbury, Creep Creepersin

Votes: 67

41. Escapee (2011)

R | 98 min | Horror, Thriller

While on a class observation trip at a local mental hospital, young psychology major Abby Jones (Christine Evangelista), has a chilling encounter with high-risk patient, Harmon (Dominic ... See full summary »

Director: Campion Murphy | Stars: Dominic Purcell, Christine Evangelista, Melissa Ordway, Danny Nucci

Votes: 1,341

42. House of the Dead 2 (2005 TV Movie)

R | 95 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

A virus breaks out at a university and people start to become zombies. After 29 days, a team of AMS scientists and soldiers are sent in to deal with the problem. But while they search, things go wrong.

Director: Michael Hurst | Stars: Emmanuelle Vaugier, Ed Quinn, Sticky Fingaz, Steve Monroe

Votes: 5,436

43. Pizza Man (1991)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy

A pizza man is on a quest to get $15.23 when someone orders one. He uncovers a plot to rule the world and stops at nothing to get his pay.

Director: J.F. Lawton | Stars: Bill Maher, Annabelle Gurwitch, David McKnight, Bob Delegall

Votes: 144

44. Vampire Bats (2005 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

Freshmen friends of the Tate University go to an underground party in the woods nearby the local cemetery. After a death, two of the students are arrested until a professor suggests that bats might be the real culprit.

Director: Eric Bross | Stars: Lucy Lawless, Dylan Neal, Liam Waite, Timothy Bottoms

Votes: 1,243

45. Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008 TV Movie)

R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness.

Director: Don E. FauntLeRoy | Stars: David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allen, Ryan McCluskey, Patrick Regis

Votes: 6,558

46. Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009 TV Movie)

R | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

A genetically created Anaconda, cut in half, regenerates itself into two aggressive giant snakes, due to the Blood Orchid.

Director: Don E. FauntLeRoy | Stars: Crystal Allen, Linden Ashby, Danny Midwinter, Calin Stanciu

Votes: 4,152

47. Rawhead Rex (1986)

R | 89 min | Fantasy, Horror, Mystery