Awful Moviesby Alphareign | created - 22 Jun 2016 | updated - 1 month ago | Public
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PG-13 | 89 min | Adventure, Comedy
A 1960s secret agent is brought out of cryofreeze to oppose his greatest enemy in the 1990s, where his social attitudes are glaringly out of place.
Votes: 207,402 | Gross: $53.88M
Spoofing James Bond? How stupid and I am not even a fan of James Bond.
3. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
PG-13 | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".
Votes: 204,114 | Gross: $206.04M
The three best fictional characters who are in intelligence are Jack Bauer, Syndey Bristow, and Ethan Hunt. Austin Powers movies are not funny and are boring.
4. Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
PG-13 | 94 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.
Votes: 184,365 | Gross: $213.31M
5. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Bella Swan moves to Forks and encounters Edward Cullen, a gorgeous boy with a secret.
Votes: 394,836 | Gross: $191.47M
Jesus Christ! Talk about an insult to vampire fans the world over. If the younger generation needs softer vampire fair, they should stick to the House of Night series.
6. Scary Movie (2000)
R | 88 min | Comedy
A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.
Votes: 214,949 | Gross: $157.02M
The Ring movies are beautiful, artistic horror movies. So, I guess some idiots had to spoof them.
7. Unstoppable (2010)
PG-13 | 98 min | Action, Thriller
With an unmanned, half-mile-long freight train barreling toward a city, a veteran engineer and a young conductor race against the clock to prevent a catastrophe.
Votes: 173,156 | Gross: $81.56M
This is proof Hollywood doesn't know anything about trains.
8. Atomic Train (1999– )
PG-13 | 122 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
A train filled with atomic devices threatens to destroy the city of Denver. John Serger (an NTSB agent) has to prevent this from happening
More proof Hollywood doesn't know anything about trains.
9. The Godfather (1972)
R | 175 min | Crime, Drama
The aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son.
Votes: 1,443,906 | Gross: $134.97M
This would also benefit from interesting characters, plot, and story-line. As it is, it's nothing more than beige nothingness. Oh, this will piss some people off.
10. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
R | 202 min | Crime, Drama
The early life and career of Vito Corleone in 1920s New York City is portrayed, while his son, Michael, expands and tightens his grip on the family crime syndicate.
Votes: 1,003,723 | Gross: $57.30M
More beige nothingness.
11. The Godfather: Part III (1990)
R | 162 min | Crime, Drama
In the midst of trying to legitimize his business dealings in New York City and Italy in 1979, aging Mafia Don Michael Corleone seeks to avow for his sins, while taking his nephew Vincent Mancini under his wing.
Votes: 326,152 | Gross: $66.67M
Thankfully, this is the last installment of beige nothingness.
12. Scary Movie 2 (2001)
R | 83 min | Comedy
Four teens are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project.
Votes: 138,597 | Gross: $71.31M
Spoofs are generally fail movies.
13. Scary Movie 3 (2003)
PG-13 | 84 min | Comedy
Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.
Votes: 128,138 | Gross: $110.00M
They keep hitting dead ends.
14. The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
PG-13 | 96 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
After being rescued and brought to an island, a man discovers that its inhabitants are experimental animals being turned into strange-looking humans, all of it the work of a visionary doctor.
Votes: 29,170 | Gross: $27.66M
You creepy bastards.
15. Scary Movie 4 (2006)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
Votes: 106,737 | Gross: $90.71M
16. Scary Movie 5 (2013)
PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.
Votes: 60,208 | Gross: $32.02M
17. Vampires Suck (2010)
PG-13 | 82 min | Comedy
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
Votes: 44,023 | Gross: $36.66M
18. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Survivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe travel across the Nevada desert, hoping to make it to Alaska. Alice joins the caravan and their fight against the evil Umbrella Corp.
Votes: 173,376 | Gross: $50.65M
Except for Extinction and Retribution, I like the Resident Evil movies.
19. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
R | 95 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Alice fights alongside a resistance movement to regain her freedom from an Umbrella Corporation testing facility.
Votes: 125,278 | Gross: $42.35M
20. Grease (1978)
PG-13 | 110 min | Musical, Romance
Good girl Sandy and greaser Danny fell in love over the summer. When they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same high school, will they be able to rekindle their romance?
Votes: 210,914 | Gross: $188.76M
A movie about preppy twats, how wonderful.
22. Backdraft (1991)
R | 137 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Two Chicago firefighter brothers, who don't get along, have to work together while a dangerous arsonist is on the loose.
Votes: 66,505 | Gross: $77.87M
24. Blade: Trinity (2004)
R | 113 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula.
Votes: 155,939 | Gross: $52.41M
25. Now You See Me (I) (2013)
PG-13 | 115 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller
An F.B.I. Agent and an Interpol Detective track a team of illusionists who pull off bank heists during their performances, and reward their audiences with the money.
Votes: 553,628 | Gross: $117.72M
26. Goodfellas (1990)
R | 146 min | Biography, Crime, Drama
The story of Henry Hill and his life in the mob, covering his relationship with his wife Karen Hill and his mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito in the Italian-American crime syndicate.
Votes: 908,153 | Gross: $46.84M
27. The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
PG-13 | 104 min | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth.
Votes: 155,763 | Gross: $79.37M
Yeah, fuck off, ecofascists!
28. Dogma (1999)
R | 130 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.
Votes: 198,518 | Gross: $30.65M
What a fucking mess.